Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 9hSounds like somebody’s got some wild plans for this weekend. I’m guessing Boebert also cleared her schedule as well. I wonder what Susan Bell will RSVP as 🤔🤢 030
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Does anyone else remember Tales From the Crypt? Low key, that woman is the Crypt Keeper, wearing a flesh-mask 330
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can’t believe there are still MAGAts who believe Trump will pay them money after his last 2 fake promises of money. How’d that work out for you MAGA? 010
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 03/10/20262 days ago we were joking about Trump defending the Cornell 7, yeaterday he made it a reality. This is MAGA. This is their president. These are HIS ideals. 7 men raped a girl for 7 hours and he supports them over her. Disgusting. 030
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Anyone field it as funny as I do that MAGA can’t tell the difference between men’s and women’s sports? 🤨 020
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It takes a lot of taxpayer money to make the room look this cheap. 000
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The moment you realize you’re one of the bad guys. 010
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just look at the way the pool reflects the current state of America, under Trump. 031
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We know who the real dirtbags are, thanks… #EricSchmittResign 145
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What do a Republican lesbian, a wannabe trans hooker, and a next gen Nazi have in common? They swallow a lot more than just the party line. 230
Reposted by JawbreakerJawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When she told herself that she could “change” him for the better, I don’t think this was what she had in mind. 🤡🧷 001
Reposted by JawbreakerJawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Destroyed, drained and discarded. This is an allegory for all of America under Trump. 041
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Destroyed, drained and discarded. This is an allegory for all of America under Trump. 041
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When she told herself that she could “change” him for the better, I don’t think this was what she had in mind. 🤡🧷 001
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Practicing for my job interview as a staffer for Lauren Boebert on Tuesday. 020
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 20/09/2026🚨Question for the room: Does anyone know what happened to the millions of gallons of oil Trump and his pirates stole from the tankers coming out of Venusuala and also the oil they stole after Trump’s hostile take-over of the country? 🤔 241
Reposted by JawbreakerJawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m not saying that Melania and Caitlyn Jenner are the same person, but I’ve never seen them in the same room together, and it makes me wonder 🤔 173
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is the guy who is currently setting the US economic policy. 🤦🏻🤦🏻♂️🤦♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏼🤦🏼♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏽♀️ 121
Reposted by JawbreakerJawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 20/09/2026🚨🚨🚨It’s amazing how MAGA 2nd Amendment constitutional Amosexuals will clam-up and keep their mouths shut, ignoring the rest of the constitution when Trump decides he’s going to violate the constitution, when it suits his narrative. 111
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wrong. MAGA and Trump act more like mutual parasitism where the two organisms exploit or harm each other to keep eachother alive so they can continue to feed off eachother. It’s like some evil mirror of symbiosis. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 020
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 20/09/2026🚨🚨🚨It’s amazing how MAGA 2nd Amendment constitutional Amosexuals will clam-up and keep their mouths shut, ignoring the rest of the constitution when Trump decides he’s going to violate the constitution, when it suits his narrative. 111
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m not saying that Melania and Caitlyn Jenner are the same person, but I’ve never seen them in the same room together, and it makes me wonder 🤔 173
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In case you were still wondering, no, Mitch did not show up as “expected” today for the fist time since he died in June… 320
Reposted by JawbreakerJawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Pretty sure this girl’s got a room somewhere in her house that she keeps all Trump’s dirty diapers, hair and toenail clippings that she rolls around in, in her spare time. 031
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Pretty sure this girl’s got a room somewhere in her house that she keeps all Trump’s dirty diapers, hair and toenail clippings that she rolls around in, in her spare time. 031
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This is what politicians say when inflation is about to explode. Buckle up, everything is about to get even more expensive because of Trump and his war to hide the Epstein Files. MAGA, you still saying you voted for this? 031
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In a display of the most MAGA response ever, lil Marco gets mad at a reporter for accurately remembering what happened one day ago. 160
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The cyclospora outbreak has reached 17,180 cases across 48 states. The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,700 measles cases (including 2 recent deaths) — a 35 year high. RFK Jr. is mad people say he is “unqualified”🤡 231
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If it’s not about him, he doesn’t give a fuck about it. And MAGA will applaud his decision. 000
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The moment you realize your fate is to be buried on a golf course in New Jersey. 040
Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Canada is now proposing changing the name of Lake Ontario, to Lake TrumpIsAnAdjudicatedRapist. 040