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Louis Gray

@louisgray.bsky.social
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15 year Googler: Data Cloud Marketing. Dad to 3 teenagers. Baseball, puppies, analytics. In that order.

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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 02/10/2026
Ever go into a meeting and see an amazing office dog under the table, who wants to be your best buddy? @darthbluesky.bsky.social look at this perfect creature.
A happy golden brown doggo with perfect ears, laying under a table
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 16/09/2026
As was foretold.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 11/09/2026
I have one at the moment. Current status...
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 11/09/2026
This is Liam. He's a 9-month old Shepherd/Dachshund mix, with short legs and big personality. His brindle coat is almost as good looking as his grin. He plays fetch. He spoons! He thinks he's a lap dog. I like him a lot, but he's available for adoption! 👉 www.petfinder.com/dog/liam-3-l...
Liam rests on my lap, one ear up, as is custom.Liam curled up for a nap on our green chair with red blanket.Liam would very much like to meet you!Liam is our home tug of war champion.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 09/09/2026
Meanwhile on my Pixel 11 Fold
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 05/09/2026
Full tail, current status.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 05/09/2026
Brewster is in deep denial that my oldest son started college this week.
My American Bully, Brewster, on my son's bare mattress.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 01/09/2026
My neighbor's Pomeranian recently got a haircut, and she asked for all of Bluesky to see it. @darthbluesky.bsky.social is this a cousin to the red panda I've heard so much about?
Mini the Pomeranian is less fluffy now that she got a haircut.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 31/08/2026
"I'll sell you my conscience for $4.50. I'll throw in my sense of decency too. It's a Bart Sales Event. Everything must go!"
Lisa got dripping funny smelling water all over her.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 29/08/2026
Imagine having seven puppies come over all at once. Or just accept these blurry photos and live vicariously. They are seven weeks old and get the next round of shots in three weeks. @darthbluesky.bsky.social I did my best, but they didn't all hold still for some reason.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 26/08/2026
As the Tesla runs the red light from the middle lane, the Waymo and I exchange knowing glances
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 23/08/2026
Have fun! Rave daily!
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 23/08/2026
I am here for entertainment purposes
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 23/08/2026
Are you not entertained?
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 23/08/2026
Get your rave on properly. Jestjer crushing at Wobbleland. Bring the whole family.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 21/08/2026
It continues to be festival season! 🤟 Tonight at Wobbleland in San Jose, we have: Anoluxx, Alyssa Jolee, Lil Texas, Hedex, Advenure Club, Ray Volpe and Excision. Assuming we survive, day two has The Resistance, Domina, Yosuf, Ghengar, Jstjr, Whethan, Alison Wonderland, Nghtmre, and DJ Diesel. 🔊
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 21/08/2026
One benefit of being on campus today was getting to spend 1:1 time with this lovely buck around dinner. Deer are not pups, but when you see one this handsome, it just demands to get its photo taken, right @darthbluesky.bsky.social? 🦌
A brilliant buck stands in the grass, displaying his antlers.The same buck lowers his head to snack.The buck looks past me to see if there is any trouble.You can see the buck's back and shoulder muscles through his antlers when his head is bowed.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 09/08/2026
The Waymo quietly, quickly, passes through the columns of Porsches, like the school nerd hanging with the cool kids, hoping to finally be accepted and seen as their peer. But they ignore it and let it be on its way. Another day, perhaps.
A Waymo driving through a parking lot with two columns of a variety of sports cars, mostly Porsches, of various colors.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 04/08/2026
The US may be trying to ban sales of Polestars due to unfounded security theater, but they are incredible cars and photograph very well. Ask me how I know.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 03/08/2026
If you haven't raved in the rain to the best techno in the world, have you truly lived? Lilly Palmer crushing it at Veld in Toronto. Mother Nature wants to play.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 30/07/2026
Veld's lineup is sick and stacked. We are so ready.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 25/07/2026
It's 97 degrees in Coachella at 1 am. This is why the festival is not held in July.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 19/07/2026
My view, with Bluesky in Chrome on Android, just has the one layer of buttons. Working as intended?
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 14/07/2026
But it does, if you know where to look, Greg.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 06/07/2026
Silicon Valley Little Free Library collections just hit different.
Three book spines: Numerical Analysis, Applescript Guide and "A Potty for Me!"
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 06/07/2026
Let the record show when you're a plate umpire, even in Little League, that counts as exercise. 🥵⚾
Google Health recap of 2 1/2 hours behind the plate umpiring.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 30/06/2026
This is what you look like in your mid to late 90s in the 90s in Old Sacramento, Darth.
My great grandparents at home in Old Sacramento in the early 1990s.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 28/06/2026
Unsurprisingly, Woz was a member of the Electronics Club.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 28/06/2026
Was going through my father in law's 1966 Homestead High School yearbook and spotted Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak as a handsome sophomore.
Yearbook 3x3 grid from 1966 with Steve Wozniak at the center.Steve Wozniak in his 1966 yearbook photo as a sophomore, looking dapper
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 03/06/2026
It's cool to vote. It's even cooler to vote at a ballot box at the Computer History Museum right next to Google's Mountain View campus.
Me holding my ballot envelope before I put it in the ballot drop box.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 27/05/2026
Good morning from Stan on Google's Mountain View campus. Perfect weather as always.
Extreme closeup of Stan the dinosaur on Google's Mountain View campus. Volleyball pit in the background.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 25/05/2026
Nothing quite like the look of freshly cleaned solar panels on the roof. Last month, I paid nothing in electricity. Don't plan on paying this whole summer either.
Solar panels, freshly washed. Roof view in the suburbs.Right side view of cleaned solar panels overlooking the neighborhood.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 19/05/2026
Of course we are, Lance!
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 17/05/2026
We made it.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 15/05/2026
@adamsinger.bsky.social right now
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 08/05/2026
This is Mika. She's the best looking three legged husky with heterochromia you will ever meet. She looks deep into your soul @darthbluesky.bsky.social.
Mika is a beautiful husky with three legs, two eye colors and one perfect soul.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 05/05/2026
Straight up not having a good time.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 01/05/2026
I know the market for writing roles is tough, but wow, I'm getting rejection notices for roles I didn't even apply for! That's unprecedented.
Email I received saying I didn't make a writers residency program. I have no idea what this is about.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 20/04/2026
Looksmaxxing achieved, American Bully edition.
Brewster, the perfect American Bully, lays on top of a hill, overlooking a pickleball court.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 14/04/2026
I saw them in SF just last week! An absolute party.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 14/04/2026
I don't think I have ever seen a happier and better looking pup at the vet before. This is a perfect Samoyed @darthbluesky.bsky.social. No wearing dark clothes for this household!
A happy and perfectly fluffed Samoyed waits for her owner to get gouged by the system at the vet.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 11/04/2026
Here you go @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 09/04/2026
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 09/04/2026
Simpsons did it. "Where do we get these placebos? Maybe there's some in this truck!"
Simpsons still with bees everywhere. Man gets stung and says, I'm cured, I mean, ouch!
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 05/04/2026
Tonight's plan: See Fcukers live at Castro Theater in SF. No, that's not a typo. See live music! Have fun while it's still legal!
Fcukers merch
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 02/04/2026
Polestar makes incredible cars to drive that also look fantastic. My twins have both been driving this 2023 model, and my daughter took this photo on her travels yesterday. Android at its heart. No gas price anxiety. And 100% Elon free.
White 2023 Polestar on a road in the Bay Area foothills.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 02/04/2026
It is now approved to post about the earthquake. 5.0 counts.
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 28/03/2026
Charge for free at work, solar at home. Doing my part!
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 28/03/2026
Little League opening day was a couple Saturdays back and this rare pupper showed up. He's only five weeks old, and in this photo, I had just told him that @darthbluesky.bsky.social was coming back. I feel the same way, pupper.
Five week old puppy in a blanket with an amazed face
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Louis Gray @louisgray.com · 28/03/2026
Please accept this pixelated photo of this curious masked bandit as a peace offering on your return as CEO of Bluesky.
Night time raccoon hanging out on the Google campus curiously.
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