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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 17h

*defeat Ffs. Have only just noticed that I’m a complete illiterate

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 19h

Ooh, are you holding out? I think I may have peaked a bit early, I’m too hot now

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 21h

Been out in my shorts this morning, but have reluctantly decided to admit deafeat. It’s time for long trousers again. Always a sad day.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23h

I'm grateful to Justin Webb on Radio 4 this morning for letting Zia Yusuf repeatedly blame all the problems of the NHS on asylum seekers without challenge, as if it is an accepted fact.

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That is brilliant. What a total legend

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Sounds like she was the inspiration for Little Miss Sunshine

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Think you’re both going to need therapy

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That is nasty. I bet your mellow Saturday vibe is struggling with this new information

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Was this as a child? They really were different times

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Good god. That sounds horrific

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Just realised how dodgy that sounds. You know what I mean

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Could do without fucking Cliff

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It was No 1 on my 18th birthday. In 1991 I hasten to add

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In our house it’s what we all say when someone really isn’t listening.

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Freddie now. I feel like Holly from Red Dwarf. They’re all dead Dave!

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Bit bedraggled, and I vastly underestimated just how horrible the shopping centre would be on a Saturday afternoon, but… I have nice chocolates, and the makings of a decent cheese board. Hurrah.

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Sod it. I’m going anyway. On foot.

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It’s just started fucking raining! Unbelievable!

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I feel your pain. I am putting my shoes on. Until I get to the top of the street, I’ve no idea whether I’m going to the shops for treats or to the pub for chat.

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Same! Really bored but can’t motivate myself to do anything at all. Thinking I might walk to M&S so at least I’ll be bored with treats. I have been thinking that for two hours though…

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I have to wait until one of the girls are home to assist. I have every confidence in you. Good luck! Hope you manage it without bloodshed

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’m impressed you can do it on your own

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Stupid game Wordle 1,939 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Friday! Cheers all, and fuck the right wing.

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Books being banned in US schools left right and centre to ‘protect’ children. An execution by firing squad live streamed into every home. All brought to you by the pro-life people. Make it make sense. #r4today

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Half expected Richard to vote for himself tbh. #celebritytraitors

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

She is currently sat on my chest chirping at me so… yes and yes.

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Awake at stupid O’clock… Thanks cat.

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Not sure what that attachment is, or indeed how I managed to attach it. Technology is not my strong suit

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just back from Mallorca. Our stop on the bus route was Cala Tropicana. That song’s been my ear worm all week.

tropicana.my

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It’s grim. I’ve told you before about posting dick pics

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That is the stuff of nightmares, RBJ

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think she’s probably bored. Daughter works long hours so she’s on her own more than she’s used to. Home tomorrow, hopefully she’ll calm down a bit 🤞🤞🤞

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think her exact words were “She’s tearing up your house.” God knows what we’re going home to 😂

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hooray. In you go then. Up there with the best theme tunes too.

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I loved this and have shared the love. I bought the dvd when my kids were little, youngest daughter watched it over and over

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Eldest daughter has moved in to cat sit while we’re away. Think said cat is being a dick.

A grey and white cat pulling carpet off the stairs.

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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.

Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.

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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

He literally set off a bomb in a UK street. If this had been the IRA Pierce would calling for them to be hung, drawn and quartered. This is domestic terrorism pure and simple. A bomb set off to terrorise with the aim of getting a government to change its policy. Literally a textbook definition.

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A retired engineer who destroyed @SadiqKhan ULEZ camera jailed for 15 years. A ridiculous sentence. No wonder our orisons are overcrowded

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Kevin Rees was sentenced to 15 years for causing an explosion likely to endanger life after using a homemade bomb to destroy a ULEZ camera in a Sidcup residential street, damaging cars and property up to 100m away with shrapnel near a child's bedroom.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/...

news.met.police.uk/news/man-jaile...

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It is lovely, I needed a break

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Louise Paterson @louisep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Cheers E. Have a fab weekend xx

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