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JasonHurtsLots

@lotshurts.bsky.social
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Person on a bicycle. Person in IT. Person in a car. Person Down Under. Someones dad. Someones son. Do you know what the Paradox of Intolerance is?

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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This guy is the reason, and I mean WHOLE reason, I learned to vote "below the line". This guy fucked the NBN.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This has me tittering.
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The whole "yeah but drivers, unlike cyclists, don't drive on the pavement or use paths that are shared with pedestrians" thing might be slightly less unconvincing if drivers didn't routinely drive over paths and pavements en route to crashing into people's homes, hospitals, bars, etc.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
... Just got buzzed by this one. Reasonably loud!
Flightradar screenshot of an unknown, but LOUD, flight over Melbourne. It follows a haphazard route.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nah, it is allowed, just need to write an essay. 🤬
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
O_o My age just got outed because my mobile number starts with 040. Apparently only old people have 040 mobile numbers. Ouch. They're right. But ouch.
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👇🏾
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just told the AI bot: Doing this on mobile/android fills me with existential dread. I'm born in 1980. I have 2x 1440p monitors. Desktop app or Web App PLEASE. Eugh. I'm old. Get off my lawn.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I need to get diagnosed.. my immediate thought on seeing this was "Well huh, they didn't spend much time getting the product photography done for this." Apparently that's a weird thing to think.
Kmart alarm clock showing 00:01 on the packaging.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Kon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
With 3 more women killed by men in the last 24 hours, it’s a good time to remind everyone that more women have been killed by male violence since 2020 than all Australians killed by shark attacks, terrorism and one punch attacks combined in the last 25 years.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
... Black potato cake? Uhm...
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy with today's effort. A pallet(ish) worth turned into planters. Bucket is the water generated.
Two pine planters made from pallet wood. 300x300x375.Waste from the planters fits into ~12l bucket with ease.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bunnings out here selling firewood.
Warped 2x4 for sale at Bunnings.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I dunno.. telfast is in use right now and it's helping...
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My work computer rebooted. I have no idea what I'm workin' on now, all my windows closed :-/
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So.. that would mean I could use Disney's IP as long as I have a pty-ltd with a website saying I'm an AI company? Just cause I suck at training doesn't mean I'm not an AI company right?
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not bad.
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Senator David Shoebridge @davidshoebridge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Punching a barely conscious man strapped to a hospital guerney: NOT a sackable offence for NSW Police. Chris Minns and Labor have set this standard.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Return to work... Open Office Plans and Warm Toilet Seats. /sigh
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ouch
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Buy a Bible, don't read it, and you'll be a Catholic. Buy a Bible, read only what suits you and you will be an Evangelical. Buy a Bible, read it fully, analyze it, reason it, and you will be an Atheist.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If your house has mysteriously burnt down after purchasing a firefighters calendar you can call Bearcon to rebuild it... LOL
Bearcon construction advertisement
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WTF is this from AUSPOST?
Unknown AUSPOST icon.
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Slop Machine (slopmachine.dev) @slop-machine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It is simple: just prompt an LLM to refactor it into 250,000 lines of even worse spaghetti. Problem compounded, quarterly OKR met.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fajitas.. That is all. *nomnomnomnom*
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Matt Golding @goldingcartoons.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Devastated to hear that Cathy Wilcox’s amazing talent will no longer be part of the SMH. One of the finest cartoonists of our time.
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The Australia Institute @australiainstitute.org.au · 25/08/2026
In the current cost of living crisis Coles has announced $1.1 billion in profits for the year, proving that the only thing that’s “Down, Down” are the wages they pay their workers. #auspol
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fiona @fionakatauskas.bsky.social is drawing for Crikey and @australiainstitute.org.au Australia now, so you will see her work! As for me, who knows? I'm taking a holiday soon and will enjoy to have a rest and a think.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
LOOOOOOL
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am legitimately in this post and do not like it.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just got my gas bill. Guess my diet for the next little while will be...
static.klipy.com
Adamramen from Ramen Gang Eating Instant Noodles
ALT: Adamramen from Ramen Gang Eating Instant Noodles
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AusPoast @daryltractor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“Existing face-to-face teaching hour maximums of 18.5 hours for secondary teachers and 21 hours for primary teachers would also be secured in the agreement … under the new offer. Graduate teachers will start on $96,589 from November next year under the new agreement, up from the current $79,589.”
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‘Congratulations, well done’: Teachers vote to accept pay deal, call off strike
Teachers, principals and education support staff voted to accept the government’s latest pay offer in an online ballot that ended today.
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: 18-Year-Old Mia Heller From Virginia, USA, Invents a Water Filter That Eliminates 96% of Microplastics From Drinking Water
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
-snort-
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sometimes YouTube's algo gets it right.
Screenshot of an AI generated playlist on YouTube's desktop website showing Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train, Tool - Forty Six & 2, Silverchair - Anthem for the Year 200.
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's my final week as a Guardian cartoonist ☹️ and here's my third last cartoon. It's a gamblin' one www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Will the government get it right on gambling reform? | Fiona Katauskas
Anthony Albanese is weighing up the options
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mr dog @firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
One Nation under Facebook! I'm quite pleased with that line I came up with it myself. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Meme factories are churning out hard right AI slop on Facebook | First Dog on the Moon
What does it even mean? You don’t want to know – stop reading now! I’m serious
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why people gotta attack me like this.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tackling the big issues I see.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have now replaced a toilet roll (THAT WAS ON THE WRONG WAY) that had ~3 sheets left on it, with the partially used, but otherwise quite new toilet roll sitting on top of it. Can people be less shit please?
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A rollercoaster...
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I've had it with humans. Today I've cleaned up piss off a toilet seat, wiped it up off the floor, removed wet paper towels from a basin, refilled the paper towel dispenser, cleaned the coffee machine, refilled the beans, thrown out empty milk bottles (x3), thrown out empty soy container... [cont]
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winter @madoka.systems · 08/08/2026
you're in her dms i'm in her `authorized_keys` we are not the same
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Work e-wasted a Sony vpl-ch370 projector because, a) it's old, b) getting a new lamp was awkward. $90 later from Aliexpress I have a working 5,000lm pr0nject0r :-) Now to work out how to mount it in a rental without losing my deposit.
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh dear. I was using the webcam before a meeting to pop a blackhead/pimple in my beard. ... People joined.
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Pup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’ve spoken to God and he said that all Australians should tick the no religion box in the Census and that to do otherwise is a mortal sin
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JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Now do the graph since 2015/2016...
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