JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This guy is the reason, and I mean WHOLE reason, I learned to vote "below the line". This guy fucked the NBN. 000
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsDread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The whole "yeah but drivers, unlike cyclists, don't drive on the pavement or use paths that are shared with pedestrians" thing might be slightly less unconvincing if drivers didn't routinely drive over paths and pavements en route to crashing into people's homes, hospitals, bars, etc. 1325
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else 558377844
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026... Just got buzzed by this one. Reasonably loud! 000
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nah, it is allowed, just need to write an essay. 🤬 000
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026O_o My age just got outed because my mobile number starts with 040. Apparently only old people have 040 mobile numbers. Ouch. They're right. But ouch. 001
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I just told the AI bot: Doing this on mobile/android fills me with existential dread. I'm born in 1980. I have 2x 1440p monitors. Desktop app or Web App PLEASE. Eugh. I'm old. Get off my lawn. 000
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I need to get diagnosed.. my immediate thought on seeing this was "Well huh, they didn't spend much time getting the product photography done for this." Apparently that's a weird thing to think. 110
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out 394209503491
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsKon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026With 3 more women killed by men in the last 24 hours, it’s a good time to remind everyone that more women have been killed by male violence since 2020 than all Australians killed by shark attacks, terrorism and one punch attacks combined in the last 25 years. 617479
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Happy with today's effort. A pallet(ish) worth turned into planters. Bucket is the water generated. 341
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I dunno.. telfast is in use right now and it's helping... 000
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My work computer rebooted. I have no idea what I'm workin' on now, all my windows closed :-/ 000
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So.. that would mean I could use Disney's IP as long as I have a pty-ltd with a website saying I'm an AI company? Just cause I suck at training doesn't mean I'm not an AI company right? 011
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsSenator David Shoebridge @davidshoebridge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Punching a barely conscious man strapped to a hospital guerney: NOT a sackable offence for NSW Police. Chris Minns and Labor have set this standard. 26237117
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Return to work... Open Office Plans and Warm Toilet Seats. /sigh 010
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotseddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Buy a Bible, don't read it, and you'll be a Catholic. Buy a Bible, read only what suits you and you will be an Evangelical. Buy a Bible, read it fully, analyze it, reason it, and you will be an Atheist. 1101589281
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If your house has mysteriously burnt down after purchasing a firefighters calendar you can call Bearcon to rebuild it... LOL 000
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsSlop Machine (slopmachine.dev) @slop-machine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It is simple: just prompt an LLM to refactor it into 250,000 lines of even worse spaghetti. Problem compounded, quarterly OKR met. 052
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsMatt Golding @goldingcartoons.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Devastated to hear that Cathy Wilcox’s amazing talent will no longer be part of the SMH. One of the finest cartoonists of our time. 7560175
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsThe Australia Institute @australiainstitute.org.au · 25/08/2026In the current cost of living crisis Coles has announced $1.1 billion in profits for the year, proving that the only thing that’s “Down, Down” are the wages they pay their workers. #auspol 923290
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsThe Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Fiona @fionakatauskas.bsky.social is drawing for Crikey and @australiainstitute.org.au Australia now, so you will see her work! As for me, who knows? I'm taking a holiday soon and will enjoy to have a rest and a think. 1819822
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I am legitimately in this post and do not like it. 000
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Just got my gas bill. Guess my diet for the next little while will be...static.klipy.comAdamramen from Ramen Gang Eating Instant NoodlesALT: Adamramen from Ramen Gang Eating Instant Noodles 010
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsAusPoast @daryltractor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“Existing face-to-face teaching hour maximums of 18.5 hours for secondary teachers and 21 hours for primary teachers would also be secured in the agreement … under the new offer. Graduate teachers will start on $96,589 from November next year under the new agreement, up from the current $79,589.”theage.com.au‘Congratulations, well done’: Teachers vote to accept pay deal, call off strikeTeachers, principals and education support staff voted to accept the government’s latest pay offer in an online ballot that ended today. 15215
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsSARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 14/08/2026🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: 18-Year-Old Mia Heller From Virginia, USA, Invents a Water Filter That Eliminates 96% of Microplastics From Drinking Water 430189714127
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsTheo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star 317177494684
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsFiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It's my final week as a Guardian cartoonist ☹️ and here's my third last cartoon. It's a gamblin' one www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comWill the government get it right on gambling reform? | Fiona KatauskasAnthony Albanese is weighing up the options 40465148
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsmr dog @firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026One Nation under Facebook! I'm quite pleased with that line I came up with it myself. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comMeme factories are churning out hard right AI slop on Facebook | First Dog on the MoonWhat does it even mean? You don’t want to know – stop reading now! I’m serious 1212238
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I have now replaced a toilet roll (THAT WAS ON THE WRONG WAY) that had ~3 sheets left on it, with the partially used, but otherwise quite new toilet roll sitting on top of it. Can people be less shit please? 000
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I've had it with humans. Today I've cleaned up piss off a toilet seat, wiped it up off the floor, removed wet paper towels from a basin, refilled the paper towel dispenser, cleaned the coffee machine, refilled the beans, thrown out empty milk bottles (x3), thrown out empty soy container... [cont] 100
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotswinter @madoka.systems · 08/08/2026you're in her dms i'm in her `authorized_keys` we are not the same 337355
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Work e-wasted a Sony vpl-ch370 projector because, a) it's old, b) getting a new lamp was awkward. $90 later from Aliexpress I have a working 5,000lm pr0nject0r :-) Now to work out how to mount it in a rental without losing my deposit. 000
JasonHurtsLots @lotshurts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Oh dear. I was using the webcam before a meeting to pop a blackhead/pimple in my beard. ... People joined. 010
Reposted by JasonHurtsLotsPup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I’ve spoken to God and he said that all Australians should tick the no religion box in the Census and that to do otherwise is a mortal sin 810921