roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 8hthis pigeon is sitting very patiently on a table outside the cake shop but the waitress still hasn’t come to take his order? 042
Reposted by roz 𓆌𓆊Ivel ☀️🔥 || lizor, of the hongry kind @ivelleviathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lizard of the day: Tessellated gecko! An Australian terrestrial species! Their body colours are varied from pale greys to rich reds with highly variable patterns! During the day, they may be found resting hidden in burrows and cracks. They emerge at night to feed on insects! 211720
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026thinkin bout when my conspiracy theory uni roommate made us cover up the ps2 eyetoy camera when not in use 000
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026No. 10 north being on First Street is absolutely hilarious when you consider that the Friedrich Engels statue will be right by it 010
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026armor for sleep are THE most underrated band from the early 2000s emo music scene and the fact What to do when you’re dead isn’t continually placing on greatest emo albums of the decade is a fucking travesty 010
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026a very large amount of individually packaged pokemon card singles are going to arrive in the post for me this week and i fear being shamed by my partner 100
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026suffering from a serious case of wanting to fuck my boss’ girlfriend 020
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026new couch is being delivered tomorrow so we’ve cleared the old one out and now i’m curled up on a pile of pillows and plushies on the rug like a kitty watching tv 110
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026WHY IS THERE ALWAYS DISHES AND LAUNDRY I JUST WANT TO LIVE 010
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026am i the only alternative person in the world that hates loungefly bags 110
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lots of arguing about marilyn manson on the slipknot subreddit. is it 2008????? 011
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026is it ok to contact someone you broke up with 12 years ago who is now married to beg for your skyridge cards back 000
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026looking up how much my pokemon cards that i gifted to my scumbag ex boyfriend are worth now (12 years later) and holy fucking shit am i seething with rage 140
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026palestinian chicken remains the funniest episode of curb 000
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026today i built flat pack furniture for 8 hours and got paid for it 000
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i’m trying to picture myself having a 13 year old daughter and honestly nah what the FUCK 010
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026when my mam was 30 she had three kids aged 13, 10, and 5. i’m 30 and got home from work to an empty house, fed my lizards, and ate an entire pack of party rings for tea 130
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026DIY in the family home: come here i need someone small DIY in the real world: come here i need someone big 000
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026split the ass of my pants at work and have been granted a primark break 020
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026people who work mon-fri and do social stuff at the weekends, when do you clean your house 020
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026wish it was possible to support ed sheeran even less than i already do 000
Reposted by roz 𓆌𓆊depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm 554207714
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026geoff rickly is the greatest lyricist of our time and i’ll fight anyone on this 000
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026just leaned into my cardboard bin to push it down to fit more in and it compressed way more than i thought it would and i fully just fell forwards into it 020
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026started rewatching old curb your enthusiasm episodes and holy shit i forgot how absolutely diabolical the ending of the doll episode is 000
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026forgot to take my medication (withdrawals on par with opioids) before bed, woke up in a pool of my own sweat, on my way to work crying shaking and freezing ! 000
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026wow youre really just collecting snail eating species at this point 010
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“do you have any ID” “no… i’m 30” “oh!” “i have tattoos if that helps” “yeah ok” that has never worked before 110
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i am third in the reserve queue for the taskmaster recording everyone please pray for me to get in 010
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026strike that, andy burnham i am BEGGING you to nationalise 130
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026holy fuckin shit that’s a lot of uber trips my drivers done 010
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026most underrated curb moment is when marty says to larry “didn’t you wear that sweater yesterday?” and larry replies “what did you say? what the fuck did you just say?” 000
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026my dad never likes the reels i send him but i just realised he’s liked all the actual reels but not my messages 😭😭😭 adorable 020
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026kinda pissed that slipknot recruited the best metal drummer in the WORLD but the track that’s ended up being his studio debut is absolute dogshit (the drums are fucking good though) i’m so sorry eloy 000
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026>enter bedroom >go into trance >give bugs to tokay gecko >leave room >never got the thing i went into my room for please help me my cuteass tokay wont stop hypnotising me for bugs with her big puppy dog eyes 110
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026silo season 4 trailer kinda drops a huge fucking spoiler huh 000
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026skipping conans podcast this week because knowing the guest matt groening received a foot massage from a 16 year old virginia giuffre makes me feel sick and angry 001
roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026my dad has two chewing gum tubs in his car. one contains chewing gum. one contains the chewing gum my dad is finished chewing and has spat out. guess which tub i opened 120