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@lostincomaa.bsky.social
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30 / they/she / bi / leftist / polyamorous / bri’ish (northern) / lizard enthusiast / isopod hoarder / sci fi enjoyer / bug nerd

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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 7h
this pigeon is sitting very patiently on a table outside the cake shop but the waitress still hasn’t come to take his order?
a pigeon loafing nicely on a outdoor seating table staring at the many delicious cakes and pastries in the window
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Ivel ☀️🔥 || lizor, of the hongry kind @ivelleviathan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lizard of the day: Tessellated gecko! An Australian terrestrial species! Their body colours are varied from pale greys to rich reds with highly variable patterns! During the day, they may be found resting hidden in burrows and cracks. They emerge at night to feed on insects!
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 22h
thinkin bout when my conspiracy theory uni roommate made us cover up the ps2 eyetoy camera when not in use
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No. 10 north being on First Street is absolutely hilarious when you consider that the Friedrich Engels statue will be right by it
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
armor for sleep are THE most underrated band from the early 2000s emo music scene and the fact What to do when you’re dead isn’t continually placing on greatest emo albums of the decade is a fucking travesty
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a very large amount of individually packaged pokemon card singles are going to arrive in the post for me this week and i fear being shamed by my partner
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
suffering from a serious case of wanting to fuck my boss’ girlfriend
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
new couch is being delivered tomorrow so we’ve cleared the old one out and now i’m curled up on a pile of pillows and plushies on the rug like a kitty watching tv
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS DISHES AND LAUNDRY I JUST WANT TO LIVE
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
am i the only alternative person in the world that hates loungefly bags
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lots of arguing about marilyn manson on the slipknot subreddit. is it 2008?????
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
looking up how much my pokemon cards that i gifted to my scumbag ex boyfriend are worth now (12 years later) and holy fucking shit am i seething with rage
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
palestinian chicken remains the funniest episode of curb
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
today i built flat pack furniture for 8 hours and got paid for it
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when my mam was 30 she had three kids aged 13, 10, and 5. i’m 30 and got home from work to an empty house, fed my lizards, and ate an entire pack of party rings for tea
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DIY in the family home: come here i need someone small DIY in the real world: come here i need someone big
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
split the ass of my pants at work and have been granted a primark break
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
people who work mon-fri and do social stuff at the weekends, when do you clean your house
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
holy fucking giant boba plushie batman
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wish it was possible to support ed sheeran even less than i already do
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pokemon center x european space agency collab 😮😮😮😮
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
geoff rickly is the greatest lyricist of our time and i’ll fight anyone on this
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just leaned into my cardboard bin to push it down to fit more in and it compressed way more than i thought it would and i fully just fell forwards into it
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
started rewatching old curb your enthusiasm episodes and holy shit i forgot how absolutely diabolical the ending of the doll episode is
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
forgot to take my medication (withdrawals on par with opioids) before bed, woke up in a pool of my own sweat, on my way to work crying shaking and freezing !
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“do you have any ID” “no… i’m 30” “oh!” “i have tattoos if that helps” “yeah ok” that has never worked before
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i am third in the reserve queue for the taskmaster recording everyone please pray for me to get in
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
favourite motorway warning
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
northern rail i am BEGGING you to modernise
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
holy fuckin shit that’s a lot of uber trips my drivers done
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
most underrated curb moment is when marty says to larry “didn’t you wear that sweater yesterday?” and larry replies “what did you say? what the fuck did you just say?”
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my dad never likes the reels i send him but i just realised he’s liked all the actual reels but not my messages 😭😭😭 adorable
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
kinda pissed that slipknot recruited the best metal drummer in the WORLD but the track that’s ended up being his studio debut is absolute dogshit (the drums are fucking good though) i’m so sorry eloy
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
nightly geck check! 🦎
toto the tokay geckocubone the chahoua gecko
buster the chahoua geckosplinter the gargoyle gecko
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
>enter bedroom >go into trance >give bugs to tokay gecko >leave room >never got the thing i went into my room for please help me my cuteass tokay wont stop hypnotising me for bugs with her big puppy dog eyes
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
silo season 4 trailer kinda drops a huge fucking spoiler huh
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
his hunger strike is over!
a very leggy brazilian black tarantula with a locust in his fangs
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
skipping conans podcast this week because knowing the guest matt groening received a foot massage from a 16 year old virginia giuffre makes me feel sick and angry
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my dad has two chewing gum tubs in his car. one contains chewing gum. one contains the chewing gum my dad is finished chewing and has spat out. guess which tub i opened
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lost at jenga to my 10 year old nephew and he said “haha fat L”
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
she’s fucking sleepy
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
with the kitties
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
on a two hour train absolutely foaming at the mouth feral to get to my parents and promptly ignore them while i watch the silo finale
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“burger king dragon ball z collab will not be coming to the UK” aight fuck you i didn’t wanna support your company anyway
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
youtu.be/P3IagEQI75U?... absolutely nothing can top this. top tier all timer
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Thursday - At This Velocity
YouTube video by ThursdayVEVO
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i am obsessed with my new goat plushie
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roz 𓆌𓆊 @lostincomaa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i was obsessed with fall out boy growing up and then they came back and became super cringe which put me off so i haven’t listened to them in years but i’ve been blasting take this to your grave on repeat all week and oh boy they were so fucking good
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