loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 8hcat meows so sadly until i scoop her up and put her in my lap. she grooms herself for 20 min, dozes just a little, & then leaves. bathtub experience 040
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026just read a letterboxd review that started with “i dont think i didnt understand the movie or approached it superficially.” how about we just calm down and talk about stuff. how about that 060
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026just discovered syd’s government name is sydney loren bennett.. Butch Loren Nation… 040
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i hope everyone is observing World Is My Oyster Friday today #WIMO #WIMOFriday 030
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026> think tank offers me their new AI tool > ask them if the tool is Clever Hans or Mechanical Turk > they dont understand > embark on detailed explanations of Clever Hans and Mechanical Turk and how they apply to AI > they laugh and say “it’s a good tool sir” > use the tool > it’s Mechanical Turk 070
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“AI is here so we should find a way to implement it in our teaching” ohhhhh shit ur so right. i will do the same with the dead spiders in the corners of the classroom as well 060
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026cat got her tooth pulled today and the care notes from the vet said “we loved having her here!” 161
Reposted by loren🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota. 125123755272
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026> kid shows me their drawing > drawing has their name in the corner > i say “awesome, [name], that’s so cool!” > kid asks how i know their name > second time this has happened 140
Reposted by lorenDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wtaf is this question my university just asked me about my project? 15145881293
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 23/09/2026accidentally got the same haircut as my old boss…. for a while we also got the same veggie farmshare delivery… what secret kinship do i have with 40 yr old skaters who are really into fermentation… 041
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 22/09/2026practicing danse macabre while my cat fixates on pigeons with murderous intent. in case u sensed anything sinister going on 020
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 20/09/2026nothing more delicious to a cat than a brand new perfectly functional charging cable 030
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 20/09/2026umbrella on the carabiner on the selvedge jeans on the dance floor at the lesbian club night 041
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 09/09/2026wearing this as a pedestrian just another example of my incredible #truth and #honesty 150
Reposted by lorenOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026at this point: carbon removal is, at best, essentially a research project. renewable expansion is a policy project 452657536
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026what i would have tweeted in 2012 if i was 17 years old at the time: they should put the bandmembers from gorillaz into magic the gathering 161
Reposted by lorenpaige @relsob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026hey there’s something in my tub, can anyone help me identify? some kind of tiny bug? 161
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 06/09/2026watching instagram reels with paige and she keeps making them “4DX”: video of ducks eating peas—she attacks me as if im the pea. video of greyhounds sniffing their owner—she taps me with two fingers and makes snuffling sounds 040
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 05/09/2026VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES! is the best part of this wine label: - the greta thunberg quote - the first-person language - use of bold text and capitalization - “any other substance whatsoever” 381
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 02/09/2026our cat ran away from us just before paige farted really bad.. her foresmelling powers 040
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 27/08/202627 year old lesbians are like i must have my lavender sour beer made by japanese-brazilian women brewers 150
Reposted by lorenTV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026imagine being talented and successful enough to be materially capable of doing large-scale good in a world where talent doesn't dictate success and the material capability to do large-scale good usually precludes a desire to actually do it...and then actually doing it 0445
Reposted by lorenkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT 88204146213
Reposted by lorenpaige @relsob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026hi people. my coworker is pregnant so we organized this to help her out while she takes time off work. we also just learned some members of her family were given a deportation notice this week, including her mom (who she lives with). feels much more dire now. help out if you can: gofund.me/b765bdf30gofund.meDonate to Help Vi Prepare for Her Baby's Arrival, organized by Paige BoslerOur friend and coworker Vi is preparing to welcome a baby girl! We are so excite… Paige Bosler needs your support for Help Vi Prepare for Her Baby's Arrival 265
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 19/08/2026at least once a week i think about how the woman in brick house supposedly has 36-24-36 measurements. that’s a stick house at best 120
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 17/08/2026at bakery. mom explaining to kid that the blue macaron he wants is blueberry flavor and checking if that’s ok. he takes in this new information. thoughtfully asks: and the brown one, is it poop flavor? 1141
Reposted by lorenSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026We all have that one buddy whose purpose was unclear but was likely used in rituals related to harvests and fertility 132568731
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 16/08/2026(talking to my in laws) what do u guys know abt scary woman one foot claw wings. hex witch wings one claw. haggard wing woman claw foot. 150
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 14/08/2026going to a palace in europe & they still have & venerate a monarchy…….. 110
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026> got called ellos in spain with the fiancee > why what happened > i was being androgynous > in spain? > yeah in spain 140
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 12/08/2026im something of a posh traveler i always am seeking an indoor hotel room and it MUST have timeless design. if not i call the concierge to bring me some 130
Reposted by lorenLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Please don’t write in the newspaper 700 years from now that I got absolutely smoked. 403116636
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 11/08/2026looking out the beautiful window to see more beautiful window 130
Reposted by lorenStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/08/2026Is YOUR Child Secretly Texting About the Second Run of Columbo Episodes (89-03)? Look For These Acronyms: LOL: Looking Old, Lieutenant OMG: Oh…McGoohan’s Geriatric FFS: Featuring Fisher Stevens NSA: No!! Shatner Again?! 361398243
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 02/08/2026neighboorhood cat helps me repot plants & then climbs right up on my lap #swag #youwish 030
Reposted by lorenBlock Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Chicagoans can vote on how the Park District should spend $500,000. Here’s how to cast your ballot: blockclubchi.co/45vzJ3L 0134
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 01/08/2026every time a dude comes up to a lesbian couple and tries to flirt with the femme there are about 3 seconds after the conversation is done where he just lingers, unsure what to do. we need more literature on the 3 seconds 160
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 30/07/2026coworkers of the world we need you to know that lie detectors dont work and are fake!!!! heed this message!!!!!!! 240
loren @lorenst.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i keep accidentally riling up little kids in public.. my swag too silly my charm too open-hearted… 060
