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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 2h
there's also the small fact that 'paperwork errors' mysteriously happen to everyone all the time, and presumably only the most savvy and persistent people get them reduced
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 6h
hasn't said a word about trump harnessing the FBI to destroy ilhan omar but this gets a statement
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 6h
Girls reboot won't have jenni konner or adam driver. i feel like toxic chemistry is what made it good tho
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 6h
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Perfect Basketball Shot
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 6h
i was wondering if bari was allowing the recent Gaza reporting as a savvy "see?" move to establish plausible deniability for other spikes but it appears not
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 6h
years ago i had a spooky dream that was vaguely similar to Backrooms (2026), tried to write it into a story, and gave up after half a page. i feel it's unfair i'm not getting any "points on the backend" for this
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 6h
i'll listen, TA is always better than i expect it to be
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 7h
just walking into a place called "Blighttown" you're like whew this locale needs some T.L.C.! 😮‍💨😅
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 7h
no you don't get it, he's advocating for the durable egalitarian programs that he undermines in every other conversation
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 7h
mark zuckerberg is an existential threat to global democracy
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 7h
now i'm just a simple country lawyah, howeva...
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 8h
reminds me of coleman hughes arguing in his anti-affirmative action book that colorblind people should support universal programs, then proceeding to shit all over the left in everything else he does
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 8h
yeah why don't more people understand that
Matt Darling @besttrouser... • 11mo
It's especially funny in that, for example, M4A would just make people's lives a little better.
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Matt Darling @besttrouser... • 11mo
(92% of people have health insurance, lots of people who don't have health insurance don't want health insurance, most people think their insurance is ~fine)
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 9h
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 9h
el pisso...
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 9h
if yall were in the show it'd be tweeted rivalry 😒😒
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 9h
the end of episode 5 😭😭😭😭
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 9h
yeah i feel like that's the only way to pull it off, make the form twist in the same ways. i don't think it was entirely successful but i respected the effort to be creative
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 10h
yes i love that movie! it's not quite a biopic though, more like a fictionalized autobiography
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 10h
even real talents like chalamet are hopeless. it's hubris to even think you can emulate the sublime. imitators are rightly considered a novelty and biopics are glorified imitation
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 10h
you cannot find a person to pretend to be david bowie interestingly. it can't be done. these people are singular by definition. stop trying!
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 10h
every musician biopic suffers the same fatal flaw that the primary source material is infinitely more compelling
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 10h
oof just realized the gladiator 2 guy is paul mccartney in the upcoming biopics. this is gonna be rough.
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 10h
luigi with a tummy ache
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 10h
incredible stated motive from the guy who tried to assassinate FDR just before his first term
"I have hated presidents and kings since I was a boy. I have always hated the rich and powerful.
"I have a sore stomach, too, and that had made me hate.
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 11h
nobody is part of the ruling class, nobody's an elite, nobody is to blame
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 11h
this "who me?" act is how they wash their hands of trump's rise to power
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 11h
have a bunch from my job, have also tried many times to sign clients up for HHAs and they never get it for some reason. those assessors are strict!
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 12h
horse
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 12h
i'm just tired of the hypocrisy is all i'm saying
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 12h
i know most of my followers would die for me. but would they die for my imaginary daughter Cribbles?
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 13h
dictatorship of the bourgeoisie
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 13h
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Michael Jordan's Epic Slam Dunk
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 10/07/2026
Users with John Brown pfps when you say ‘By any means necessary’
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 13h
your honor i simply do not recall if i ever operated a reddit account called Doctor Fuckface
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 16h
i see the regime is still threatened by strong women
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 16h
is there a single john brown avatar on this site who is not a milquetoast liberal dullard
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 16h
DSA is obviously not above critique but a flat denial of its enormous success and growth over the last decade is objectively false and the person saying it is not to be taken seriously
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 16h
liberal advice on how socialists should organize is always extremely good faith
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 16h
hearing reports it takes two to make a thing go right. waiting on confirmation it takes two to make it out of sight
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 16h
we aren't even near a moderately inclined slope covered in gravel towards it
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 16h
believing the modern american left is within a thousand historical lightyears of a slippery slope to stalinist repression betrays a childish naivety of such comic proportions i can't even be mad
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 17h
literally
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The Devil in His Youth
YouTube video by protomartyr - Topic
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 17h
feels like you could send them squealing into mom's room with the flashlight-under-chin gag. I'M THE TANKIE YES!!
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Wayne's World: I'm the Leprechaun
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 17h
agreed but i find the 'tankie' people sort of delightful
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 17h
love your posts man ❤️
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 18h
"lovely citizenship you've got there, be a shame if something happened to it"
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 19h
The correlation is that just like with mass deportation, militarized police & scores of other Trump era horrors, it was made easier because Trump was able to deploy tools of fascism that the previous administration continued to build when they should have been dismantling.
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CNN legal analyst: Biden-era inquiry into Omar hurts her case against Trump
CNN anchor Jake Tapper questioned whether Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) should have come forward about any potential issues with her immigration status during the Biden administration rather than face …
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 18h
mock rich nazis' toys at your'e own peril, society!!
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 18h
being...?
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