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Lordmortefond

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'That's life, son. At your age it'll make you laugh, but one day it'll make you bloody cry.'

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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 16h
The Pinky & Perky version of this was my first ever record back in, I guess, 1962
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😂
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pheasants are hung... (I'm an English snob)
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Shane Wood @fire-spy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hehehe
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stephen Miller, you’re not fooling anyone.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not wrong, but weak.
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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lou Reed's finest. Top 5 album in history. Staggering achievemnt.
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KimBo @zapperfan7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gaza has no army, no air force, no navy, no tanks, no artillery, and no missiles. Stop calling this a war. It’s a genocide.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does this mean deliveries will be cheaper?
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tunnels! Hamas! Fighters disguised as nurses! We'll be stained with the shame of supporting this for ever.
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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A fighter disguised himself as a medic, so let's go and shoot a bunch of kids in reprisal... Didn't work for the Nazis, and won't work for the Israelis.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mr. Hegseth's critics point to an ongoing military defeat in Iran, hiding the number of dead soldiers, running out of missiles, and an alarming pattern of racism and misogyny. Mr. Hegseth's defenders point to successes like not getting blackout drunk in public and not raping any of his colleagues.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Since the start of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, around 6 journalists a year have been killed. Since the start of the 'war' in Gaza, around 76 journalists a year have been killed. I'm sure this is just an anomoly, and nothing to do with Israel deliberately targeting members of the press.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So the IDF didn't murder ALL the journalists? How convenient.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Nuremberg Tribunal did not use the word 'genocide' in its 1946 judgement of the Nazi regime. But we all accept that 'genocide' is what they committed.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Frontiers in Public Health ~87.3% 2023 phase of war Leaked Israeli military intelligence database + Gaza death total ~83% Through May 2025 Action on Armed Violence (AOAV), conservative calculation at least 74% Through Oct. 2024 AOAV alternative demographic calculations ~81–84% Through Oct. 2024
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
'...the war in Gaza has a very low civilian casualty rate...' The 2026 Lancet Global Health household survey estimated more than 75,000 violent deaths during the first 15 months alone and found that 56.2% were women, children or people over 64. This excludes male civilians under 64. Appalling.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No one is saying that there aren't a host of deep-seated issues which need addressing. But deliberately slaughtering thousands of children, while denying essential aid to those still living, is something that any reasonable person would totally condemn.
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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“When 12 people were killed in Charlie Hebdo attacks, world leaders thronged to Paris for a solidarity march But no world leader has organised a march to protest killing over 100,000 people—25,000+ children, 300+ journalists, 2000+ health workers, 405 UN staff—in Gaza and Lebanon.” Mohamad Safa
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here's the list of everything banned going into Gaza including. Water Filters Water Purification Tablets Nappies Insulin Wheelchairs Fishing rods and all fishing equipment All Water Pumping and sewage treatment equipment All Cancer drugs and Antibiotics It's a Genocide.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm not sure that claiming LLMs are effectively no smarter that calculators needs a source - even AI executives admit this.
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Beth Humphreys 🌺 @producrgrl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you want Israel to be sanctioned? Not their settlements, some meaningless sanction that can be avoided by changing a sticker. But Israel itself, for Crimes against Humanity. Spread the word if you do.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They could see what we saw. They liked it. That's the really scary bit.
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Agreed. His leadership stint came too early; he was a little naïve and allowed himself to be swayed by advisors/focus groups.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Idiot. Ghoul.
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Bab @bab102.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No babies were beheaded.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
More of a cabaret act than rock and roll.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not a single arrest.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When will a reporter say 'What you've just said is an incomprehensible word salad which does not answer the question, which I will now repeat...'
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nope. It's like a battered woman wanting to love her husband when he brings her roses the day after breaking her arm.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is there a single photo in existence of Ken Paxton where he doesn't look like the corrupt sleazeball he is?
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We can see you spiralling into full-blown fascism which will have a profound influence on us, so we get to have a say.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In his recent interview with The Economist, Elon Musk said that there'd be no need for money within five years. When mildly pressed, he said that robotics and AI would provide everyone with more material goods than they'd be able to consume. He's insane.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sister Morphine - the Stones
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
100,000 Japanese civilians who died in the Tokyo firestorm in 1945 would like a word.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For a $3 hat??
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Even if self-driving cars could perfectly handle 99% of driving situations, it's the thousands of edge cases in the final 1% which it'll never be able to anticipate and manage safely.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's one of the rare cases where the film is better than the book.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
'Pattaya is know for its party atmosphere'?? Pattaya is the global epicentre of hookers and STDs. You have been warned.
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Lordmortefond @lordmortefond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
She's a monster but... she's seriously hot. I'm conflicted.
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