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Teejus Toodlepip

@lordbutterbeard.bsky.social
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Twitter emigre. Lives in the Wales at the back of the mind. AuDHD. Father of two, husband of one, fan of many, master of none.

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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The nine albums that made me. Not a lot of women there. Just the two women in The Human League. Hmmm.
In order… Public Enemy, It Takes A Nation of Millions…; Primal Scream, Screamadelica; De La Soul, Three Feet High…; Super Furry Animals, Mwng; The Human League, Dare; Beck, Mellow Gold; Nirvana, Nevermind; Meat Beat Manifesto, Satyricon; Bodenstadig 2000, Maxi German Rave Blast Hits 3.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m a day late to just say ‘Writer and Acaster’ amn’t I?
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Totally called that goal by Neco. It seemed so obvious he would score. Then I saw another angle on the replay and the gap he had to shoot through was HUGE. No wonder I fancied him to score.
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Anna Orridge @anna-orridge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#NationalPoetryDay Still quite proud of this one. It was displayed outside the Royal Society of Geography :) 🌠🌌🪐
A
pencil
lead, if you
zoom in on it
with a microscope
is first a dark expanse,
but each magnification
reveals candescent clusters:
galaxy filament in graphite -
Let my pencil leave gauzy
comet tails in its wake,
nebula of dreams
across the stark
cosmos of
empty
page
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was mere moments away from posting this in September but October gets the glory - as usual. I’m so disorganised. Aside from a lot of Gog-friendly Rhys Ifans content, I also really enjoy what Mark Webb did with Flash, showing damaged people helping damaged people. A helpful massage.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, at least watching the Raiders is a lot of fun this evening. Looking like 3-0. Didn’t see that coming…
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A one-man wall of Dan James? It didn’t work, you say? 🙄
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SNL UK is especially shonky this evening.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a finish by Shea Charles! Is VAR going to spoil that party?
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Michael Kiwanuka had a catastrophic stroke last year?! Oh, blimey!
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching the new series of Slow Horses and Dr L remains convinced that Jack Lowden is basing his performance of River Cartwright on Tim Bisley.
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Simon Pegg's Grumpy Face
ALT: Simon Pegg's Grumpy Face
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching 70UP through my fingers because it’s punching me right in the maelstrom of nostalgic dread and terrors that I’m experiencing on an almost daily basis atm. I used to find it absolutely fascinating when I was 39, 32, 25 and 18. I don’t remember seeing it in 2019.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anne Hathaway in the MCU? Yes, please!
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sticking a gender filter on my glasses to see how much this is the story of masculine solo adventurers coming together through shared trauma and sharing shawarma to become Earth's Mightiest Franchise with Agent Coulson leading by example instead of the power-hungry Machiavellian bullshit from Fury.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Totally forgot Owain Glyndŵr Day again today. If Wales ever gets independence, they’ll never let me in. 😩 Set a reminder in my diary and everything…
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Heaven has been dreadful. How many times has he just fallen over?
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bruno is not going to do anything from his position on the pitch.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can’t remember the last time I’ve been this angry watching United.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
United were looking absolutely dog coil most of that first half. Completely open door to Brighton. Lucky they’ve only scored 1 back. It’s going to be a thoroughly embarrassing second half. Pleased for Shea Lacey, especially after his social media post earlier today. Always happy to see Mount score.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
JJ Gabriel wants to leave United?! Ahh, fuck! Apparently issues between United and ‘his family’. Sounds like a money disagreement, but 🤷🏼. That would really put the tin lid on a shit week.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The fuck is that?!
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Pirate Princess Jess (She/Her) @pirateprincessjess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Milk Cyclops
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Quite like Brighton as a club, as I suppose a lot of fans do, and that Dunk goal was fantastically unexpected. But I’m feeling really bad for Coventry. Everything has gone completely wrong for them.
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*kids are despondent in schools after experiencing a multi-year pandemic where they and their teachers were used as guinea pigs, while simultaneously watching any possibility of a stable life and career disappear under fascism and climate disaster* adults: we gotta get rid of these DANG PHONES.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is a horrible watch this game. Wrexham just look completely bereft of everything good in life. Phil Parkinson’s face is a collection of very unhappy meats.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The bots on Threads go crazy when I post this gold. But here…. nothing.
Exceedingly middle-aged looking lad with monkeys and exotic birds on his front-row wallpaper squints enigmatically at an unexpectedly vibrant flash.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
More alter ego thinks about a movie that is not great at all. One day, they will work out how to make a comic book film about an anti-hero work - but this was not made on that day.
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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Meet Dr. Mariangela Hungaria. Her advancements have been used on more than 40 million hectares in Brazil, saving farmers up to $40,000,000,000USD a year while avoiding more than 180 million metric tons of CO2 emissions per year.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That was a weird game but a lot of fun.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I was seriously worried United were going to mess that up, but Bruno delivered in a big way.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I played Ipswich Town as a manager in FlFA25, so seeing Fatawu and Davis doing well is a bit weird.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh, fuck’s sake. I should’ve left my fingers to myself.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
United are really plugging away with those triangles but Ipswich are just getting in the way at the right moment to stop things. They’re looking dangerous in the break though.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ugh. Such a disappointing set of results this weekend.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
United sounding absolutely abject today.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ugh. That was a bit of sickener. #CARWRE
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Really wasn’t expecting this trailer to be soundtracked by Liza Minnelli and PSB - but I was delighted to be surprised. On the one hand, it’s going to miss the women that made WV and AAA so great, but I can’t help get excited about it.
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
White professor ‘ MattGPT ‘ whose most recent book contained fabricated quotations, non-existent source references, & left ChatGPT URLs accidentally embedded in footnotes is sad about Jason Arday’s death but still wants Arday & all black academia held to higher standards than his own writing .
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Back at my favourite spot in the world for my traditional August sundown ritual at Barclodiad y Gawres, a burial mound looking out over the Irish Sea. A sneaky bit of cloud robbed me of the sun dipping below the sea at the last minute, but the waves still sound gorgeous, quietly awesome:
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trying to work out if Steve Rogers might have a touch of the tizz to go with that post-injection rizz. An injection!? He *must* be autistic then. JK As an autistic lad, I enjoy looking for potential fictional buddies, but I'm not sure that works. I really ❤️ the 🎬 because it's like Indiana Jones.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That SFA gig from the Eisteddfod stage they just showed on S4C was amazing.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
More rubbish from the Telegraph about parent of children with SEN trying to play the education system. The Telegraph is toilet paper for people with shit for brains.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
OMFG! Family Controls have completely stopped working. Kids have no time on screens at all unless I switch off all the limitations. I feel sick. None of the usual solutions are working.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Trimming the beard and feeling ambivalent. I want to do a version of ‘Kicker Conspiracy’ called ‘Clipper Ambivalence’.
Middle-aged man attempts to maxxx after trimming back his grey/white beard. Nobody wins.
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m still not quite sure how I feel about THOR. The story is a bit weak and I really dislike the golden Asgard aesthetic - very Trump. But on the other hand, a lot of the acting is great and Hemsworth is so lovable. Have a look and see what you reckon.
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Nicolas Robert @robertsnickc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
‘Self Portrait.’ #Drawing by Saul Steinberg (1949) #art
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The Wrexham/Leeds game this morning in Florida had hydration breaks. Boo! Y Ddreigiau Goch won 3-2 though. Get in there!
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m such a dysregulation. How many times am I going to pester my kids on holiday about doing their teeth before I myself actually brush my fucking teeth?!
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 21/07/2026
People asked us to make a poster out of 245 of our World Cup drawings So we made a poster out of 245 of our World Cup drawings It's a massive catastrophe. Please buy one to validate our existence, or share to spread the pain x UK 🛒 noscoredraws.com EVERYWHERE ELSE 🛒 www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Pani...
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Teejus Toodlepip @lordbutterbeard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
£45 a year?! Get bent.
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