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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
objects in mirror are cuter than they appear
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we have lost so much
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I look at x sometimes (low self esteem ) and they actually are doing the migrant caravan thing again
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they actually did make one quest giver a lesbian and gamers are mad about it of course because it was previously a dude
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the new gears of war game
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I lolled at the memo you find in the new control where there's a guy stationed next to a bottomless chasm and he's like "I'm afraid of heights can I please be transferred anywhere else"
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and then sometimes you get this
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love the gamergate reddit because a few times per month someone posts "how come everyone else isn't tilting at windmills?"
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
checking on x
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no idea sorry
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my favorite type of post on there is a video with a caption that's like "this person ADMITs they did a thing, and blames these people for doing it" and then you play the video and they don't say anything even remotely close to what the caption claims
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the gamers are being normal again
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sounds like it's my Civic duty to watch 🙂
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
congrats to Houston and everyone living there or visiting there
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what kind of society do we live in where we downvote people just because they suggest Tony Soprano should be a class in world of warcraft
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's a shame we didn't have LLMs in 2021. They could have really helped us make more NFTs
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need to start talking like both these guys
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
feels like it should be a 4 hour YouTube essay you specifically watch on an airplane
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I refuse to believe that the discourse on here is "coffee at an interview". that's not real. that's nothing
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lmao come on
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we are charlie kirk
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nvidia won the graphics card battle because they figured out anti aliasing first right? so the engineer(s) who got that up and running shaped the world in ways they couldn't imagine
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's just a lot of the quests that give greens, the bosses still give blues. basically it was too easy to get a full set of blues by level 20 so you stopped getting dopamine when a blue item dropped
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
blizzard just made their game give worse loot and people are delighted with them. what a world
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he got a 7 day ban for saying it's good to shoot illegal immigrant children entering your country. so the kings must have done something equally bad
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i haven't looked into the comments but i think they'll probably blame hasan piker
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in case you're wondering whats going on in the livestreamfail subreddit, a bunch of kick streamers went to a comedy club and called the performer the r word. and the comedian responded by calling them gay. so that's what's going on there.
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i will no longer be providing clavicular updates as it turns out he's a really bad guy instead of just a pretty bad guy. i will be seeking out new freaks for you to be informed about
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I trust john pork with my life
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
again??
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
soon... bsky.app/profile/theo...
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i was looking at the world of warcraft forever subreddit and i wasn't ready to see people post about how they have time to play it since their kids are off to college
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
he opened up the door
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
now this is awesome
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
that's a bakoon and that's a bird
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I also will not be touring with Ed Sheeran
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@deadblossomjesse.bsky.social
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hbd rude lucavi
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lady Gaga :(
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
mines got lightning and candy on it
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
did they kill john pork to make this guy
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Clavicular is on the Red Scare podcast, and you can listen to it if that's a way you want to spend your precious time on earth
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
maybe there's a better post to promote your fundraiser
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
take it. take the oofy doofy pill
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have been saying this. will anyone listen this time?
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
[you hear my keyboard clacking for a few seconds] oh dang i guess it doesn't work
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hot dog
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