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@lordasshat.bsky.social
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She/They 🏳️‍⚧️ I make art sometimes, mostly trans stuff Reposts of my public stuff on other sites with credit to the original post are fine, just be respectful to the communities you post them to ❤️ bsky.app/profile/spookygrowly.bsky.…

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CHELODOY @chelodoyart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oni is good at it!
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nevvy ⋆˚࿔ 🔞 @quoththervn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#kinktober day 3: hate sex #tadc #genitalcircus #funnybunny
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nevvy ⋆˚࿔ 🔞 @quoththervn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#kinktober day 2: embarrassment #tadc #genitalcircus #funnybunny
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nevvy ⋆˚࿔ 🔞 @quoththervn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#kinktober day 1: condoms #jax #tadc #genitalcircus
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WhiteflagMan @whiteflagman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Orcs vs Elves
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a five panel comic. 

i say to a person: do i have to have sex w you or are we actual friends?

they say: what do ya mean

*pulls out diagram showing whats actual friends and whats friends you have to have sex with*

they say: its hard to answer your question without sounding rapey

but just take this

its a greentext line that says >its friends you have to have sex with
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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bregrudgingly, he kneels down and picks up the keys.
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Horde @devianthorde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ERROR ERROR MALFUNCTION [REPAIRS REQUIRED]
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forsaken android SYSTEMS💾💙🩺 @spookygrowly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw nonbinary and gay pride flag stickers on the PA students' laptops this morning during didactics, nature is healing
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dunno if this is a hot take or not but room temperature water is > ice cold water because I can drink it faster
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CoughyToffee🔞Lewds @coughytoffee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I mean, if you have roommates, ya may as well use em right?🌭 Part 2/2 for @extremenyoom.bsky.social uwu
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🔞👀💦🖤💥🔞 @xxxredundantxxx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hi
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jax's model can be a little fluffy, as a treat. #art #nsfw #tadc #ribbit #jax #ribbitrabbit
A picture of Ribbit pegging Jax.
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zoyler.bsky.social @zoyler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
idk why i did this but pvz lol
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Movail @movail.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Found another leak
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Panda Bastard (4/10 Flat Comms)🔞 @lpanda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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forsaken android SYSTEMS💾💙🩺 @spookygrowly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the content warning screen at the beginning of Signalis edited to say “THIS GAME MAY BE CONSIDERED VIOLET” and tinted a purple shade
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rednoonsun @rednoonsun.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you don't like omegaverse, that's okay! There's lots of other art on this website for you! No need to tell me about it! Try this instead!
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Snowhite Blows Kiss, Gets Unfollowed
ALT: Snowhite Blows Kiss, Gets Unfollowed
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
happy take HER knot tuesday
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CoughyToffee🔞Lewds @coughytoffee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Do you think they’ll share their concubines?🤔 Part 2/2 for @hushpint.bsky.social >w<
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Lewdstuff @lewdstuff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Don't you have a coin to spare ??
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forsaken android SYSTEMS💾💙🩺 @spookygrowly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
the guy typing this:
stock photo of a cockroach crawling on a keyboard
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Kili @kilinah.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Job hopping on that BugerBoi thing 🐈🦌
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Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Teto in a suit 🔥 🔥 🔥 #kasaneteto #traditionalart
Pencil illustration of Kasane Teto casually rocking a suit: black necktie, black jacket and form-fitting black trousers
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Panda Bastard (4/10 Flat Comms)🔞 @lpanda.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When your cat has something in her mouth and she won't drop it.
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xenophilia @xenopavilia.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
comm i did for @pinkyjane.bsky.social of pink from deltarune practicing some self-love and affirmations :)
Art of Pink, from Deltarune, having her big fluffy catgirl ear penetrated by her ghost's penis. Her ghost is repeating 'I love you! I love you! I love you!!!' whlie her body says 'Special self-love sequence activated, mew! <3'. Her body is giving double-peace signs as ejaculate spills out of her other ear.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
QRP with your most popular piece on bsky... (oh no...)
Sketch of Frieren with a book of porn, vol 2
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forsaken android SYSTEMS💾💙🩺 @spookygrowly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
it’s so funnyyyyyy how colleagues used to treat me like an insane person for refusing to rely on Aİ for anything. so funny how me outright hating it was seen as close-minded. and here we are in 2026, and it’s becoming increasingly more destructive and a pox on society. its so funny
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spiralCC @spiralcc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ellen Joe
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speedoNSFW @speedonsfw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Chitose from My Dress Up Darling! 📸
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forsaken android SYSTEMS💾💙🩺 @spookygrowly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
same bullshit, different day #oc #digitalart
Hole blown through the head of 7 copies of Harpy. It’s red and black. Text on the bottom left declares
“HE’S USELESS!
HE’S YOURS!”The same image, but now the many copies are blending into each other in red, green, and blue. Near-illegible text says
“HE DIED AGAIN AND AGAIN ‘TIL EVEN DEATH LOST ITS NOVELTY”
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Horde @devianthorde.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
In the midst of the nuns, there is one... (comm)
The nun turns into a werewolf and cracks the others (I'm am not about to rewrite all that).
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cry @nsfcrypine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
for dai thank you!!!
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Whisperfoot @whisperfoot.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
POV: You're a Chair~ Anal sex and ass worship alts here! patreon.com/whisperfoot
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Whisperfoot @whisperfoot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Wakeup Call~ 🍑💦😍 patreon.com/whisperfoot
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Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn't get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.

I had therapy once per week, and on this particular week I didn't have much to 'bring' to the session. He asked how my week was and I really had nothing to say.

'What are you struggling with?' he asked.

I gestured around me and said 'I dunno man. Life.'

Not satisfied with my answer, he said 'No, what exactly are you worried about right now? What feels overwhelming? When you go home after this session, what issue will be staring at you?'

I knew the answer, but it was so ridiculous that I didn't want to say it. I wanted to have something more substantial.
Something more profound.

But I didn't.

So I told him, 'Honestly? The dishes. It's stupid, I know, but the more I look at them the more I CAN'T do them because I'll have to scrub them before I put them in the dishwasher, because the dishwasher sucks, and I just can't stand and scrub the dishes.'

I felt like an idiot even saying it.

What kind of grown ass woman is undone by a stack of dishes? There are people out there with *actual* problems, and I'm whining to my therapist about dishes?

But he nodded in understanding and then said:

'RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE.'I began to tell him that you're not supposed to, but he stopped me.

'Why the hell aren't you supposed to? If you don't want to scrub the dishes and your dishwasher sucks, run it twice. Run it three times, who cares?! Rules do not exist.'

It blew my mind in a way that I don't think I can properly express.

That day, I went home and tossed my smelly dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher and ran it three times.

I felt like I had conquered a dragon.

The next day, I took a shower lying down.

A few days later. I folded my laundry and put them wherever the fuck they fit.

There were no longer arbitrary rules I had to follow, and it gave me the freedom to make accomplishments again.

Now that I'm in a healthier place, I rinse off my dishes and put them in the dishwasher properly. I shower standing up. I sort my laundry.

But at a time when living was a struggle instead of a blessing, I learned an incredibly important lesson:

THERE ARE NO RULES. RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE!!!"
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
mucho texto i know but i wanted to write a lil thing about how u can treat yourself nice!!
art of a wolf girl eating broccoli and brushing her teeth. the dialogue says:
I've been an adult living on my own for a coupleyears now and since I have ADHD and bouts of Sick Brain Disease  I can fall into a rut easilyESPECIALLY when it comesto taking care of myselfbut the awesome thing about being an adult is that no one is watching over your shoulder making
sure you're perfect i used to give myself shit that i wouldn't be able to eat healthier or take care of myself in an optimal way here's a cool trick tho: ANYTHINGis is better than nothing. if you can only eat a couple vegetables? buddy thats better than no vegetables. worried about brushing your teeth for like three minutes? do like ten seconds instead want to socialize more often but you're worried you can't do multi-hour events? babe you're an adult now,  if you get tired you can just leave lol If you want to improve, fuck yeah, work your way up to more of whatever. starting at all is the hard part - if you can do that then you've got a lot of what you need already anyway ive crunched the numbers and treating yourself a little bit better than yesterday is actually a million times better than trying to Fix Your Life Completely and getting mad when you can't do a 180. be nice and recognize that you can live a lot of your life in first or second drafts; if you're not perfect yet? fuck it, you'll get better later! u can do it!!! woof!!
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🔞Best Friend Forever🔞 @bestfriendlewd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
the ritual of relearning how to draw every couple months 😩
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Lucyfer-comic @lucyfercomic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ankha full on P!, now i have 2 egyptian kitties to lewd
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 25/07/2026
Cow tools
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 24/07/2026
Seth concept art... I guess the thing around the neck was originally a flower, but I'm not sure what it ended up as in the actual game
Seth concept art
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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Peachy Gym Selfie
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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
tavern boys
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Searyn 🔞 @searynnsfw.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Reposting this because my phone decided to remind me what made this day special last year
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Rezodwel @rezodwel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Massage after adventures
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forsaken android SYSTEMS💾💙🩺 @spookygrowly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
exit wound
black and red drawing of Harpy. A giant hole has been blasted through his head, disintegrating his right eye.
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Scalli @viceandviolence.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
In mechanical terms, the Can’t Cum Cock Ring makes you receive no benefits from Sex, but sets your Refractory Period to Zero, meaning you can literally plough your way through a dungeon. Although the second you take it off all those un-had orgasms catch up to you, of course.
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BoarAnon (Comms Closed) @boaranon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
she's gonna scratch u :3
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 17/07/2026
Vampires will never hurt you.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is a renaissance painting
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