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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Remember these spoons!? Don't use these for beans. Otherwise, any spoons will do so long as it fits in your mouth comfortably.

11 tiny light beige plastic spoons for stirring 1980's vending machine coffee. On a white backdrop. These spoons are also used for sniffing stuff. Could also be used for eating Baked Beans one bean at a time. Will fit up a standard sized nostril.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Ugh, just realised if I want to see the sun in the sky around 6pm, i'll need to walk up and around a hill that's in the way. Can't be arsed now tbh

The sun setting over north Wales. High up looking west over fields in Gwynedd and fields on Ynys Môn. Everything is basked in an orange glow. Out of shot to the left is a hill with tall pine trees. For me to see the sun during the partial eclipse on August 12th (weather permitting) i'd have to walk up the hill to see the sun in the sky around 6pm and I don't know if i can be arsed tbh

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Syrpreis syrpreis, syrpreis SYRPREIIIIIS

The evil goblin-scouse Cilla Black displays her xenomorph inner jaw before attack. Her boobs are aglow

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Also, i don't think it did a very good job of cleaning the mug

The inside of a white mug which is now home to a baby daddy long legs

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Ychafi. The sun's already burning off the mist and now it's back to minging air-soup. For a brief moment between 5am and 8am it was fresh, and the mist was rolling in through the door. 😔

A landscape in portrait mode. A narrow country road, the remnants of a dry stone wall which is covered in grass, a pig wire fence with foxgloves, and a meadow with a pig pen. Behind that visibility ends as the mist is proper thick. At the top of the picture are power lines.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

If a director ever said to me "hey kid, you wanna see a movie being made?" I'd walk over and try to look through the bits under the pink arrows.

A film director sits at his Panasonic camera with film crew stood behind him. The view finder is directly infront of him.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Been up since 5am and the morning zoomies just hit.

Rik Mayall as Richie from Bottom with an expression that looks like a mixture of pervy desire, disgust, pleasure, frustration, and excitement. His hair is unwashed.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Just had a lovely moment with my cat. Then he showed me his bum worm

Oscar Isaac, the hot AF actor playing Llewyn Davis, sat on a NY subway train and holding his ginger cat over his shoulder. Did they worm cats in the 60's? When did they start worming cats? Did people just accept dangly bum worms up until then?

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

"Did you hear that? Me too! HIGH FIVE!"

Legolas, played by Orlando Bloom (terrible casting tbh. A yellow stickle brick has more range). His hand is reaching behind him for an arrow. He looks like he's about to do a very serious high five.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

They've got e-scooters in Liverpool and you'll see two or three of them discarded in a pile in random places like someone spilled their inventory when they died out of the game.

Elijah Wood the Hobbit, riding on an electric scooter, smiling and smoking a cigarette.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Imagine waiting patiently to photograph those planes and then this one turns up and blocks your view

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

That's right, I *am* going to be insufferable Dialed.gg

A rectangle of lime green. The top half is slightly different to the bottom half because i'm really good at this. My score was 9.98

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Any of you played dialed.gg

Screenshot of my dialed.gg game.

"Results
Okay, this is actually good. We hate admitting that"

Top 1% of all players
47.00/50
9.92 9.85 8.59 8.88 9.76

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Medieval artists probably impressed everyone by getting eels spot on and the people were like "draw me a cat" and it wasn't until they'd got to pigs that the people were like "....huh"

An eel looking right at you with cartoonish googly eyes

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Stupid melting snow's ruined my internet connection so i'm relying on data, and now my gas has run out and can't get a delivery for a week. And i need to do my tax returnnnnnuh

Toast of London screaming in a soundbooth

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Watching my dog try to crap in deep powdery snow will be my highlight of 2026

Looking north on a snowy morning. A blue sky with freaky looking clouds and lots of snow on the ground.

Looking north-eastish at the mountains. Everything is covered in snow.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Me: Why do tumble dryers no longer dry duvet covers and instead roll them into an impenetrable bundle of dampness? Tumble dryer designers:

Jean Michel Jarre looking very serious while sat surrounded by electronic keyboards and synthesisers (are they the same thing?), his arms outstretched in a Jesusy sort of way over 3 keyboards. This is how I thought I looked when I showed my aunties all the demos on my keyboard.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Blue LED fairy lights that flash. Whose idea was that?

A mother interrupts her girls to ask which one of them didn't flush their turd.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

The first time I saw a camera phone was 2004, and I looked through the tiny lens like it was a viewfinder, nodded my approval, then handed it back to its very attractive owner. My brain needs to stop gifting me this memory.

A behind the scenes photograph of the little boy from Close Encounters Of the Third Kind. He's looking through the eyepiece of a Panavision film camera while his hand is on the wheel. He looks full of wonder.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

What I'm wearing to the Bluesky xmas party:

An old black and white photograph which could be late 1940's or 1980's. A person dressed as an actual cigarette (with black dots for eyes and a smiling mouth) hands a man in a hospital bed a lit cigarette and it looks perfectly normal. However, how did the person in the cigarette costume light the cigarette? That's the real mystery here.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

My self inflicted adhd meds break of misery is over

Bill and Ted "air guitaring" and looking happy. "weeeiw weeeiw weeeiwoooo"

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Day 3 of my voluntary adhd meds break

Howard Moon in the Mighty Boosh episode 'Tundra'. He's dressed in mink and he's recording his journal into a dictaphone

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I have questions for those 15 people who didn't find this information helpful

From the IMDB TRON trivia section:

"Jeff Bridges produced too much of a bulge in the crotch area in his computer outfit, so he was forced to wear a dance belt to conceal it."

Thumbs up 459
Thumbs down 15

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Meteorologists: There's a cold snap on the way Tabloids: Is it from the east?

Rik Mayall in Bottom, talking on the phone with his usual unhinged expression.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I'll never get bored of this freaky plastic thing

A selfie of me, but I have a piece of magnifying plastic over the lower half of my face making my chin and mouth look humongous, and it's cut out my nose so my face looks like a fish, in a Disney sort of way. I should be doing my accounts.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

What she saw was far worse

I'm holding an A4 magnifying plastic sheet in front of my dog's face. She's turned her head slightly towards me. Her head looks huge and her body small

I'm holding an A4 magnifying plastic sheet in front of my dog's face. She's looking directly at me.

I'm holding an A4 magnifying plastic sheet in front of my dog's face. She's pretty pissed off at me, or my giant magnified head has freaked her out.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Me, tonight, looking out the window for the aurora, even though we have 100% cloud cover and a 35% chance of storm.

A little blonde girl with blue eyes peers through an open door of a doll house. Her head is larger than the door and she doesn't look happy.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

My kid is 18! MY. KID. IS. 18! What sort of midlife crisis is en vogue? I need ideas.

Me as a 26 year old (maybe 27) sat on an old leather chair with my chonky baby in my arms/on my lap. We both have the big freeview TV remote, and I also have some sort of Tomy toy in my other hand.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

She stole my headphones earlier because I needed to focus on work and now she's in a patronising supergroup

A black dog with a white patch on her front sits between an old sofa and a coffee table. Around her neck are my headphones. She stole them and somehow managed to get them around her neck. She understands the errors of her ways. My left ear is really soggy.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

The kids are into cassettes? The.kids.are.into.cassettes! [Alt. A small cheap cassette recorder that's decorated in gweni stickers and stuff, plays an ELO tape. It sounds a bit warped. A dog barks and presents a ball but is ignored due to her unsanctioned sass]

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I thought a green tea with the smaller caffeine content would help appease the cold turkey gods, but my brain's like

Dennis Nedry at his computer desk in Jurassic Park. He's looking smug because he's a tech guy (obvs), and he knows something we don't know. But he did do that little "ah ah ah. You didn't say the magic word" animation, so gotta give him credit for his creativity. Fair do's.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

I didn't have a single coffee yesterday and slept like a normie

Ripley in one of the Alien films, or maybe it's Pride and Prejudice because she's wearing an old timey white nightshirt, I don't know, I only like 'Aliens' the second film, sorry. Anyway, she's sleeping peacefully in one of those cryosleep pods. Looks comfy, but i'd get a bit claustrophobic if it were me.

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Does this shadow look a bit like a side profile of Tim Curry?

The edge of a cream Welsh dresser and my wall. A lamp illuminates the dresser and casts a shadow on the wall. The top part of the dresser is sort of scalloped and I think the shadow looks like Tim Curry

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I failed my driving test! Stalled as I was pulling out to go round a roundabout. Considered opening the door and rolling out at one point. Also, apparently, it's not "saucy" for a room full of learners to put their car keys and licenses on a small table in the middle of the room

Richard E Grant as Withnail in the film Withnail & I. He's in the front seat of the car with a ciggy in hand, and he's looking shit but sexy - just like me, but in a lady way! His buddy 'I' is in the backseat looking down at his legs, much like the EXTRA assessor I had for my test. That's not going to throw anyone off, is it?

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Lorapora @lorapora.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Anyway, back from my driving lesson and my first mock is on Monday. Gonna relax now and try not to worry.

A meerkat reclining in the Princess Leia gold bikini pose on sandy looking mud (i don't know what it's called). It looks happy to see you

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