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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one)

@lopstrosity.bsky.social
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30s goin’ on 60s. Confused 24/7, just tryna get through the fuckin day. All pronouns, I’m collecting them & making them little outfits.

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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s time…
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeahyeahyeah happy 40TH anniversary to Castlevania KONAMI WHAT IS THIS? WHY IS MY WIFE LEON FEATURED HERE???
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Negotiating w my body sometimes is like bribing a dog. “The sooner you have food, the sooner you can have ibuprofen!” Rattling the pill bottle in front of my face.
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Squall saying "..... whatever"
There's an NPC kneeling in front of him
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For the first time in my life, I beat the Master Levels of Doom The sadist who designed Mephisto’s Mausoleum can kiss my ass.
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Watching you bust that out at karaoke in sea of white people was incredible
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
HOLY FUCK LOL 😂
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’ve walked in downtown & at a mall setting for the first time in years these last few days. My fancy new walker is paying dividends c:
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Xzyliac Delilah-Electroclash Ariel Has Big Hair and Steals @xzyliac.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I meant to post this earlier but Google is like, pretty dogshit.
The search result for Fry’s Electronics which inexplicably serves up a bunch of random images of food.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
watched the odyssey last night. film ruined by everyone speaking english instead of ancient greek.
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Been back in CNA mode for 2.5 days and lemme tell you: I never forgot how much this kills my body. My back’s gonna break in half.
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
oh NO MY FREETIME
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Please continue to contact your senators and demand they oppose KOSA and the KIDS Act. Every vote torn away from this bill matters www.congress.gov/members/find...
congress.gov
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Sydney Pulp ➡️ ??? @mangadungeon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Welcome to Good Burger Home of the Good Burger May I take your order?
A slight drawing of Keenan and Kel as depicted in the movie Good Burger
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
DOOM IS (NOT) ETERNAL
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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Kris Taquka'angcuk Knigge @krisknigge.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m still mad phones don’t have headphone jacks and that I need to own external CD drives.
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Fuck off
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❤️‍🔥🔞BEABS AND NUTS🔞❤️‍🔥 @carnemancy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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dino! 🌈 @dinosaurgerms.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
adding the Tactics Ogre OST to anything instantly transforms it into high art, a thing of aching, poignant beauty. here it is over images of Taco Bell
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Jandri🔞 @jandri.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
To be real, a Disney-owned property like Marvel Rivals very loudly and intentionally leaning into the “porn-bait” side of hero shooter character design in the current climate of nsfw censorship and independent nsfw creators being deplatformed left and right bugs the *fuck* out of me
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fist fighting Necks. Or as I refer to it, “punchin’ gators”
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And of course Marty Stratton is still there. Xbox makes sure to protect it's worst employees.
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Protect trans kids!! Protect trans adults!! Donate, share their work, show them the love and support they deserve. Also punch transphobes in the face
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The salt in olive brine helps you hold onto the water you’re sweating out So, you see, my Mexican martini is for my health.
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think I just didn’t care for the way Hayley Williams sang in the first album or two and that was largely what I’d heard But Hard Times had me reconsidering my position
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ghost sure sings about her a lot. She sounds nice. (Straight up, thought I responded to this days ago)
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’ve come around to them. I can admit I was wrong in the past.
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I even told them “it’s technically skilled, sure. But even your most half-assed sloppy drawing has more soul bc it’s YOU.” The response was “well I can’t draw anymore bc x, y, z” Knowing full well I’m disabled & had to fully reteach myself the skill over the last few years 🙄
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The Weeniest YO HO HOI 🏳️‍🌈 @ssj3goku90.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
possibly not hygienic... but can you blame her on a day like this?
a painting of the pokemon glaceon staring up at the viewer from inside a cooler full of ice and beverages
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I had an artist friend (who’s always been environmentally-conscious) show me several AI images of their OC and ask for praise like this. This is after they completely ignored the piece I spent days on & asked for feedback on. I truly don’t understand how these people think.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ⛧ Nɯvꝡɩɛl ⛧ 🏳️‍⚧️ @nuvy-iel.northsky.social · 05/07/2026
🦇 This is how blue states and Democrats can *actually* *perform* alliance with trans people. More of this. Much much more of this please.
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hm I’ve tried to thoughts aspect But not the prayers aspect 🤔
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have it don’t work T^T I blame allergies making me itch 24 fuckin 7
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’ve come to learn I can’t wear over ear headphones like this anymore. I guess I’ve got like ear eczema or something that gets irritated by them Which sucks, bc they’re so much more comfortable & better sounding than other options
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You were right Those are sick as hell
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have not I just woke up from a nap and that was quite the first thing on my feed
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Holy FUCK
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
close enough welcome back Xbox 360
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NyyxVeil 🏳️‍🌈 @nyyxveil.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Disability Pride Month to all my friends, and individuals who have a form of disability whether it be physical, neurological, etc. There is a lot going on with the disability community at this very moment in our country & the world. But know that you are absolutely worth it.
Disability Pride Flag description 

Black: Mourning & rage for those mistreated & killed by ableist violence

Green: Sensory Disabilities
Blue: Psychiatric disabilities/mental health
White: Undiagnosed & invisible disabilities
Yellow: Intellectual disabilities (neurodiversity)
Red: Physical Disabilities
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Arm Trans Women, Disarm Cops" Sticker spotted in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. We've got a bunch of copies of this sticker, and numerous other designs. If you're interested in buying a mix pack of radical slaps, check out: radicalstickers.bigcartel.com
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Mom Friend S. Pumpkins @momfriend64.northsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is cool for a lot of reasons but it brushes up against trans history in a very fun way Giganta was first portrayed by a trans woman, Aleshia Brevvard Mind, the casting director didn't know she was trans, he was just charged with finding a tall woman and thought she was hot
Aleshia Brevvard, a model from the 1970s, in a right black dress with a sash for a belt. She has tall hair, heavy eyeliner, and an enrapturing smile
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
All of these have implications. Lopstality in particular. Is it a Fatality but they turn into me? just Sub Zero the spine out, it’ll be better that way (that would fix me)
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So few people refer to me by my govt name anymore I was like “How could you possibly yell ‘Lops’ in a manner I hate?”
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Oh wait, god damn it
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The Hat Man (but not the Benadryl one) @lopstrosity.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
There are many references I dislike Which one you referring to?
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