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That wasn’t a new movie reference. It was the same reference again

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(Rose grabs his cigarette and throws it out the car window) Chris: "Okay, so that's like a dollar. You basically just threw a dollar out the window."

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That was a Get Out reference

You basically just flushed a dollar down the toilet

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You can sense the slightest human suffering

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was gonna ask why there are still O’s games when I remember he plays for Boston now

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This calls for a “the many faces of Craig Albernaz” shirt.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yeah, this screams “get me outta here”

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Cauliflower rice DOES NOT EXIST. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm in Unalaska, Alaska today. Legend tells of its creation by the bizarro-world Xzibit because he heard you like to NOT Alaska while you Alaska.

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

WHO THE FUCK IS BABA O’REILLY?

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You understand every reference you see … from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Zee

I thought it was “Dr Zaius”

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No, I am just now learning that I may be in the minority

I always heard “hold on” …. Like “it’s coming in the air tonight … hold on … it’ll be here soon”

See, I always heard “hold on”

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

In the song “In the Air Tonight”, without looking it up*, what are the next two words immediately following the phrase “I can feel it coming in the air tonight” *you can listen to the song, but what do you hear w/o looking up the lyrics.

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Ask my Bryan Woo bobble head doll questions a Bryan Woo bobble head doll would say “yes” to:

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Some of the on-field action including an RBI from Cal Raleigh & Montes crashing hard into the wall. He’d come out of the game a batter or two later and pinch hit the following day.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The A’s swept the alphabet series against the M’s, but I gained a lot of respect for these Seattle fans. They turned out big numbers in a disappointing season and stayed loud and engaged despite abysmal results …

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I fucking love fingerling potatoes!

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

To the (very intoxicated) M’s fan who tried to literally buy the shirt off my back for $500 at Thursday’s game, I hope you find one of the *many* eBay listings that is far cheaper than what you tried to give me …

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Good advice for Pete Carroll

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This “hot dogs from heaven” bit is the kind of thing you’d see at a minor league game, and I love this energy.

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This is embarrassing. I’ve been calling them Rosenstern and Guildencrantz this whole time

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

1. For fucks sake, high school really needs to start teaching basic finance 2. This is why renting is not necessarily “a waste of money.” Most of the money in the first couple years goes to interest, not principal. 3. If that confused you, see # 1.

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“On their first album since their last album …” wut?

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Were you Buddy Holly or Marilyn Monroe?

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Oh man, yeah I’m figuring that out. Even a pressing that came out 10+ years after the release can be surprisingly expensive.

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

No, YOU’RE the one looking up prices for vintage records you have no means of listening to instead of going to bed!

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Is there a version of mis-heard lyrics that applies to album titles/covers? B/c for years I thought this was an acronym (i.e. "SAP" - Second Audio Program) and the cover was showing me some kind of satellite, and not the painfully obvious tree/sap collection bucket.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

There is no such thing as “cauliflower rice.” There is only riced cauliflower. This has been your pedantic note of the day.

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

“If he’s a good hitter, why doesn’t he hit good? So he’s gonna be a good hitter when we put him up against big league arms?”

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I didn’t say it was a GOOD reason

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"The Natural” night - each team has to call up their top prospect, lure him to a hotel and shoot him