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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Cauliflower rice DOES NOT EXIST. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm in Unalaska, Alaska today. Legend tells of its creation by the bizarro-world Xzibit because he heard you like to NOT Alaska while you Alaska.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

WHO THE FUCK IS BABA O’REILLY?

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

In the song “In the Air Tonight”, without looking it up*, what are the next two words immediately following the phrase “I can feel it coming in the air tonight” *you can listen to the song, but what do you hear w/o looking up the lyrics.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ask my Bryan Woo bobble head doll questions a Bryan Woo bobble head doll would say “yes” to:

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The A’s swept the alphabet series against the M’s, but I gained a lot of respect for these Seattle fans. They turned out big numbers in a disappointing season and stayed loud and engaged despite abysmal results …

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I fucking love fingerling potatoes!

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

To the (very intoxicated) M’s fan who tried to literally buy the shirt off my back for $500 at Thursday’s game, I hope you find one of the *many* eBay listings that is far cheaper than what you tried to give me …

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Good advice for Pete Carroll

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This “hot dogs from heaven” bit is the kind of thing you’d see at a minor league game, and I love this energy.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

1. For fucks sake, high school really needs to start teaching basic finance 2. This is why renting is not necessarily “a waste of money.” Most of the money in the first couple years goes to interest, not principal. 3. If that confused you, see # 1.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“On their first album since their last album …” wut?

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

No, YOU’RE the one looking up prices for vintage records you have no means of listening to instead of going to bed!

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Is there a version of mis-heard lyrics that applies to album titles/covers? B/c for years I thought this was an acronym (i.e. "SAP" - Second Audio Program) and the cover was showing me some kind of satellite, and not the painfully obvious tree/sap collection bucket.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

There is no such thing as “cauliflower rice.” There is only riced cauliflower. This has been your pedantic note of the day.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

After the success of Field of Dreams night, I am proposing additional baseball movie-themed nights: “Major League” night - starting pitchers have to wear vision-distorting glasses for the first 3 innings

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Trailer before Brand New Day shows J Jonah Jameson hanging out with Ronald Reagan, and man these MCU spinoffs are getting weird!

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I always thought this would be The land of milk and honey But I came to find out That it's all hate and money And there's a canopy of greed holding me down.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Oh my goodness! We got ourselves a natural disaster.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

TRADE. THE. FARM. FOR. SKUBAL.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Evil Dead Burn: Evil alive, then eviler dead

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

… and they never made another Indiana Jones movie again.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Ugh … this always happens to me. I try to listen to this band Stiff Little Fingers, and before I get thru the first track, I get side tracked trying to sell 5 copies of The Three EPs by The Beta Band.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Why does Menelaus, the largest of the Kings not simply eat the other five?

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Why did Chris Nolan make a 3 hour adaptation of a 7 min segment of a 24 year old Simpsons episode?

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Yacht rock for people whose boat is leaking

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Ok American idiot the musical is fantastic

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

You people are exhausting and need to touch grass jfc

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

“Is this heaven?” No, it’s

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Same dude just queued all of these songs after UB40’s Red Red Wine

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

“Discovering” St Louis probably wasn’t that hard. Sailing up the Mississippi, they probably just saw this giant stargate-looking shit and figured it was a gateway to something.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Ummm, hey, are we missing a key aspect of reading, here?

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This album right here is Green Day’s American Idiot anger at George W Bush cranked up to 11.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I’m getting rid of all my furniture. ALL of it!

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Lettuce. The cause of the explosive diarrhea outbreak is believed to be from lettuce. But never let that interfere with a good meme. The fucking state of journalism today 🙄

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

What we ACTUALLY need is permanent standard time, at least one additional continental US time zone, and reorganization of a handful of states/cities into their proper time zone. But instead we’re going for the easy and dumb solution which is going to be dangerous and costly.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Queens of the Stone Age is the Foo Fighters of Pearl Jams

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Project Hail Mary movie is good, statement.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Project Hail Mary movie is good, question?

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

USMNT shitty play currently getting waffle stomped down the drain

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