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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm in Unalaska, Alaska today. Legend tells of its creation by the bizarro-world Xzibit because he heard you like to NOT Alaska while you Alaska.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ask my Bryan Woo bobble head doll questions a Bryan Woo bobble head doll would say “yes” to:

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Some of the on-field action including an RBI from Cal Raleigh & Montes crashing hard into the wall. He’d come out of the game a batter or two later and pinch hit the following day.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The A’s swept the alphabet series against the M’s, but I gained a lot of respect for these Seattle fans. They turned out big numbers in a disappointing season and stayed loud and engaged despite abysmal results …

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I fucking love fingerling potatoes!

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

To the (very intoxicated) M’s fan who tried to literally buy the shirt off my back for $500 at Thursday’s game, I hope you find one of the *many* eBay listings that is far cheaper than what you tried to give me …

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Good advice for Pete Carroll

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This “hot dogs from heaven” bit is the kind of thing you’d see at a minor league game, and I love this energy.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

1. For fucks sake, high school really needs to start teaching basic finance 2. This is why renting is not necessarily “a waste of money.” Most of the money in the first couple years goes to interest, not principal. 3. If that confused you, see # 1.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“On their first album since their last album …” wut?

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Is there a version of mis-heard lyrics that applies to album titles/covers? B/c for years I thought this was an acronym (i.e. "SAP" - Second Audio Program) and the cover was showing me some kind of satellite, and not the painfully obvious tree/sap collection bucket.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Oh my goodness! We got ourselves a natural disaster.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

👆👆👆 👇👇👇

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

👆👆👆 👇👇👇

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Most people remember the “Quan” part of the Quan scene, but I always remember his reaction to Jerry using the word “talking.” This man has abandoned his job and is manipulating the rules to the disadvantage of all Kentuckians, and Andy … sends a letter?

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

… and they never made another Indiana Jones movie again.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Why does Menelaus, the largest of the Kings not simply eat the other five?

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Why did Chris Nolan make a 3 hour adaptation of a 7 min segment of a 24 year old Simpsons episode?

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Yacht rock for people whose boat is leaking

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

“Is this heaven?” No, it’s

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

He drove up in this truck (and of course parked right next to me despite a completely empty lot

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Same dude just queued all of these songs after UB40’s Red Red Wine

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

“Discovering” St Louis probably wasn’t that hard. Sailing up the Mississippi, they probably just saw this giant stargate-looking shit and figured it was a gateway to something.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Ummm, hey, are we missing a key aspect of reading, here?

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This album right here is Green Day’s American Idiot anger at George W Bush cranked up to 11.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I’m getting rid of all my furniture. ALL of it!

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Lettuce. The cause of the explosive diarrhea outbreak is believed to be from lettuce. But never let that interfere with a good meme. The fucking state of journalism today 🙄

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Shouldn’t it be “film”?

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

It’s just a write off for them. They just write it off.

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Patrick @looptrnnr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Remember this whenever you see a million angry comments online about something. Angry comments are easy. Mailing letters takes effort. Oh, and fans are idiots.