Reposted by LongwindedGodless Gardener @godlessgardener.bsky.social · 22/01/2025We should post unflattering pictures of him everyday, for the next four years. 1625444
Reposted by LongwindedGodless Gardener @godlessgardener.bsky.social · 22/01/2025He might as well just own it now. #ElonMusk 1225337
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 23/01/2025After watching a nazi salute and flames rip through millions, I’d like it to be free Rita’s day. 000
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Big hater of those who are constantly trying to sell you by deceiving - “want me to listen to your song? I’ll review it for free but if you want to skip to the front of the line, PayPal me $100” IE., they’ll never listen unless you pay. 000
Reposted by LongwindedGodless Gardener @godlessgardener.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Millionaires and multi billion dollar companies be like, “we are doing our part, by asking the poor to donate to the poor.” 310612
Reposted by LongwindedGodless Gardener @godlessgardener.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Seattle Road sign reads “one less CEO, many more to go”. It’s wild to see the wealthy afraid for a change. I love that for them. Video in linkkomonews.comSeattle road sign's message raises questions after CEO's shooting 1737
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 12/12/2024My dark under eyes are finally in style so I get less sleep and under eat - nothings changed since yesterday 000
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Just took my adderal and I’m prancing around my apartment singing ‘Like A Prayer’ 000
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 08/12/2024The UHC shooter was flirting with a barista and I hope he/she/they gave him is coffee for free 010
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 08/12/2024If I wake up screaming does that make me more punk or less punk? 010
Reposted by Longwindedslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/12/2024sneaking downstairs on christmas eve and finding santa, jack skellington, and the grinch exploring each other’s bodies 1535232
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Vans Warped Tour just reposted my video, should I be excited or offended? 000
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024So is it easier or harder to sell feet pics on Bluesky? 000
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024According to my Costcodad, 2:30pm on the week days is the best time to come to Costco 000
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I’ve been cringe since birth, and I’ll be cringe till I die - am I taking the bit too far?????? 000
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024To the people sitting behind us TALKING during Andrea Bocelli - I hope you choke on your tongues and slip on dog shit. Why buy tickets if you’re going to talk and tap your feet the ENTIRE time????? 000
Reposted by LongwindedStrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy. 12264413110547
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Repost if you’ve played to an audience of <10 050
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024My Spotify wrapped was cringy - my Spotify for artist wrapped was wayyyyy less cringy But I was my own my own most listened to artistmedia.tenor.coma small brown dog wearing headphones is sitting on a bedALT: a small brown dog wearing headphones is sitting on a bed 010
Reposted by LongwindedAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Musk explains his X algorithm 614215295349
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Not once since it came out has ANYONE mentioned that Wicked is a 2 parter - breaking dawn all over again 000
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Take me back to the ‘pizza is so poppunk’ era 000
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Unpopular opinion: Heat Miser was unfairly judged by Mrs.Clause and Cold Miser was taking advantage of an elderly womenmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character with red hair and a red nose says `` better than him ! ''ALT: a cartoon character with red hair and a red nose says `` better than him ! '' 010
Reposted by LongwindedDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Russian assets in movies Russian assets in real life 792945355
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Petitioning for an Ari Astor remake of Return to Ozmedia.tenor.coma person in camouflage pants is crawling on the ground in a field .ALT: a person in camouflage pants is crawling on the ground in a field . 010
Reposted by LongwindedAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 03/12/2024As of now the martial law order isn’t fully lifted until the president lifts it officially, he’s legally required to per the law after the vote. Opposition leader Jae-Myung says: “All soldiers still enforcing the martial law decision will be tried for treason.” 12567125
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024It boggles my mind that the only thing that has stayed consistent on Facebook is the lame prompt for posts. “What’s on your mind?” More like “give us all of your data so we can exploit it and expose you to an insane amount of ads” 010
Reposted by LongwindedAngus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I came onto Bluesky an hour ago, and the first two things I saw were posts providing useful context for understanding the imposition of martial law in South Korea—the exact kind of thing that Twitter used to be so useful for in a developing crisis. 392338963150
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I’m sorry but if you’ve never been in a Delta Sky Lounge you’ve never experienced luxury 000
Reposted by LongwindedHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment. 1275572306308
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 03/12/2024In my late 20’s it’s less ‘Attack, Attack’ and more ‘Attempt, Attempt’ #emothoughts 010
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Finding your audience is like trying to get the attention of shoppers at a 1980’s K-Mart during Black Friday: everyone is fighting over what’s already popular - unless you have a blue light special 🚨 you might as well wait outside and try to sell loosies from your trenchcoat 000
Reposted by LongwindedJoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024What’s the nicest way to tell someone to go fuck themself? I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice. But I am curios. 433313303681
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I want someone to scream for me the same way Kendrick screams for MUSTAAAAAAAAARDDDDD 000
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I feel like I can’t be myself on IG or TikTok or Youtube because I can’t even curse - here goes nothing - FUUUUUUCKKKKKmedia.tenor.coma cartoon cat is sitting down and smiling with the words `` so much lighter '' written on the bottom .ALT: a cartoon cat is sitting down and smiling with the words `` so much lighter '' written on the bottom . 000
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Question: when bluesky-ing do I use hashtags? I feel like the answer is ‘no’ but all other socials have ingrained it into my millennial mind 010
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Ever write a song about the devil you dated? open.spotify.com/track/4fnlpg...open.spotify.comMercy 100
Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024The pushback I get when stating I’m not photogenic is egregious - my phone doesn’t even recognize me at most angles and it watches my every move 000