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@longwindedmusic.bsky.social
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A band of never-weres attempting to be hazbeens (☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞ booking: longwindedmusic@gmail.com

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Godless Gardener @godlessgardener.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
We should post unflattering pictures of him everyday, for the next four years.
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Godless Gardener @godlessgardener.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
He might as well just own it now. #ElonMusk
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
After watching a nazi salute and flames rip through millions, I’d like it to be free Rita’s day.
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Big hater of those who are constantly trying to sell you by deceiving - “want me to listen to your song? I’ll review it for free but if you want to skip to the front of the line, PayPal me $100” IE., they’ll never listen unless you pay.
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Godless Gardener @godlessgardener.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Millionaires and multi billion dollar companies be like, “we are doing our part, by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”
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Godless Gardener @godlessgardener.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Seattle Road sign reads “one less CEO, many more to go”. It’s wild to see the wealthy afraid for a change. I love that for them. Video in link
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Seattle road sign's message raises questions after CEO's shooting
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
My dark under eyes are finally in style so I get less sleep and under eat - nothings changed since yesterday
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Just took my adderal and I’m prancing around my apartment singing ‘Like A Prayer’
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The UHC shooter was flirting with a barista and I hope he/she/they gave him is coffee for free
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
If I wake up screaming does that make me more punk or less punk?
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
sneaking downstairs on christmas eve and finding santa, jack skellington, and the grinch exploring each other’s bodies
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Vans Warped Tour just reposted my video, should I be excited or offended?
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
So is it easier or harder to sell feet pics on Bluesky?
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
According to my Costcodad, 2:30pm on the week days is the best time to come to Costco
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I’ve been cringe since birth, and I’ll be cringe till I die - am I taking the bit too far??????
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Humbly Jay @humblyjay.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. 

If you use your library, please share. 

Picture of library aisle filled with books.
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
To the people sitting behind us TALKING during Andrea Bocelli - I hope you choke on your tongues and slip on dog shit. Why buy tickets if you’re going to talk and tap your feet the ENTIRE time?????
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
🔎Lofi beats to grind my teeth to
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Repost if you’ve played to an audience of <10
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My Spotify wrapped was cringy - my Spotify for artist wrapped was wayyyyy less cringy But I was my own my own most listened to artist
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a small brown dog wearing headphones is sitting on a bed
ALT: a small brown dog wearing headphones is sitting on a bed
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Musk explains his X algorithm
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Not once since it came out has ANYONE mentioned that Wicked is a 2 parter - breaking dawn all over again
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Take me back to the ‘pizza is so poppunk’ era
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Unpopular opinion: Heat Miser was unfairly judged by Mrs.Clause and Cold Miser was taking advantage of an elderly women
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a cartoon character with red hair and a red nose says `` better than him ! ''
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Russian assets in movies Russian assets in real life
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Petitioning for an Ari Astor remake of Return to Oz
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a person in camouflage pants is crawling on the ground in a field .
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
As of now the martial law order isn’t fully lifted until the president lifts it officially, he’s legally required to per the law after the vote. Opposition leader Jae-Myung says: “All soldiers still enforcing the martial law decision will be tried for treason.”
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It boggles my mind that the only thing that has stayed consistent on Facebook is the lame prompt for posts. “What’s on your mind?” More like “give us all of your data so we can exploit it and expose you to an insane amount of ads”
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I came onto Bluesky an hour ago, and the first two things I saw were posts providing useful context for understanding the imposition of martial law in South Korea—the exact kind of thing that Twitter used to be so useful for in a developing crisis.
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’m sorry but if you’ve never been in a Delta Sky Lounge you’ve never experienced luxury
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
In my late 20’s it’s less ‘Attack, Attack’ and more ‘Attempt, Attempt’ #emothoughts
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Finding your audience is like trying to get the attention of shoppers at a 1980’s K-Mart during Black Friday: everyone is fighting over what’s already popular - unless you have a blue light special 🚨 you might as well wait outside and try to sell loosies from your trenchcoat
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
What’s the nicest way to tell someone to go fuck themself? I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice. But I am curios.
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I want someone to scream for me the same way Kendrick screams for MUSTAAAAAAAAARDDDDD
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I feel like I can’t be myself on IG or TikTok or Youtube because I can’t even curse - here goes nothing - FUUUUUUCKKKKK
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a cartoon cat is sitting down and smiling with the words `` so much lighter '' written on the bottom .
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Question: when bluesky-ing do I use hashtags? I feel like the answer is ‘no’ but all other socials have ingrained it into my millennial mind
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Ever write a song about the devil you dated? open.spotify.com/track/4fnlpg...
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Mercy
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Longwinded @longwindedmusic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The pushback I get when stating I’m not photogenic is egregious - my phone doesn’t even recognize me at most angles and it watches my every move
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