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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 17h

And like, if you're not taking care of your parents, just living there, what an enviable position to be in; to have a relationship with your family so good that they'll just hole you up, let you watch Food Network on they cable, and sometimes even feed you. What a luxurious lifestyle.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 20h

I've heard it alleged that Japanese cocaine peaked around the time FFVIII development was in full swing. I dunno if this is true but it definitely lines up.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 21h

You can't buy cool. But cool people can buy a minivan.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The reason people only buy games on sale is 'cause sales turn a $22 game into $117 after DLC. Then I guess they don't buy any games. I'm not. I'll play Assetto Corsa. You know, with everyone else.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is it weird that microwavable bagged cheeseburgers are a thing, or should we expect that?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yo this and Vampire Survivors. I'm doing it. I'm doing to do it right now.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What is this? What sort of me bait is this? Like - hold on - CART racing? Dreamcast? And T-SQUARE all in one post? This is a very unusual convergence of interests.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There should be a Cynthia Rothrock meme template.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So what you wanna do is, get really high, then put an equal amount of chocolate chips and almonds into a bowl, and just start shoving that shit down you gullet faster than Microsoft can close studios.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The weird thing - I mean a lot of weird things about this. Consumption and capitalism and misappropriating peoples images to make landfill - but what I'm getting at, Marilyn Monroe is hot, and that's a hot ass pose with them dead eyes. We're being encouraged to goon to them eyes. That's fucked up.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ate a whole pizza. Still hungry. Capitalism is still unfettered. Proletariat? Not uprising - myself included. Healthcare is still bullshit. Cigarettes are still bad for you. What was the point?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm undecided. While there is some good hentai, the amount of bad hentai is overwhelming.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Do you think the world would be a better place without hentai?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm loosely aware that it's been released. I don't think I've seen a screenshot or video of it. I imagine it's "dark and gritty", Wolverine's outfit provides contrast to make it "pop", and it has aggressive health regeneration.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Would people be upset with me if I only just now got into Skarra Mucci? I know I should have figured this out sooner, but I think now is better than later.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hey, speaking of, imagine a divergent timeline where you could talk about Azumanga Daioh with people you don't know and not worry about someone asking which character is the hottest. Boy, I like that show as much as I dislike the people who like it.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I felt a weight in my consciousness lifting when I read this, only for the somberness of reality to render my wayward fantasy asunder.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I actually already have a pair of shoulder straps from a previous project so I'm like *really close* to being able to do this right now.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's cool, however it's too nominal. Too functional. It will do what it says on the tin. What if I made one that attaches around your waist and shoulders for support, with an arm coming out front of you that the controller goes on? That'd be fucked up and weird.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Dawg modern games will have three different ways to show you where to go but want you to memorize combos like A -> A+B -> Hold Y -> Hold A+Y -> Block -> Hold A -> Foxtrot -> Dodge Cancel -> Jump+A -> Timed A+Hold -> QTE choose a vowel, and it only takes away like 5% of the enemies HP bar.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I want to meet someone who makes me feel like I do when I listen to Can I Kick It? by Tribe.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If nose picking were an Olympic sport what sort of trickery would people do to produce the largest and cleanest picks?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What if instead of an AI boom there was a sandwich boom? Sandwich startups everywhere, ditch your old job to make sandwiches in the new sandwich economy. Hoagies are the new hunge-o. Trade your Bison Dollar for a slider. Sandwich stores on every corner, sandwich stores in sandwich stores. What if?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Dawg when I'm at a race in person I've started going to the porta potty and pullin' my weed pens during the anthems. Ya all wild with your weird ass blind patriotism, man.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Selling a vehicle you knowingly and admittedly beat the shit out of for a decade is hard. It's a wheelbarrow with an engine. It starts. It stops. It's 500 dollars. Don't ask anymore questions.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

There's a burning smell coming from my computer and I really hope I'm stroking out because I can't afford to replace any computer parts.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Gex was cool till the gooners found him.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The words on bluesky should be bigger.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What does it say to do in an unfettered capitalism emergency?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I think my favorite thing about pivoting from bartender, to budtender is people are always really happy to buy weed. People are not unanimously happy to drink.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hitting Ctrl+T while Discord is the primary window should both focus on your default browser (Firefox, natch) and open a new tab in it.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People who think pressure washing is relaxing haven't had to pressure was something for more than an hour at a time. That shit sucks.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm stuck on playing a NES with a projector in 1991. I thought having a Genesis in your bathroom would be luxury, but the NES projector is hedonism. I want it.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hey if your doctor says shit like "you're not in danger of becoming diabetic, but you're in danger of becoming in danger of becoming diabetic, so now's a good time to start being careful", and you saw a 5.5lb bag of sour patch kids for eight dollars, what would you do?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Bro I can't remember the last time I saw 100 of anything in a day.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Wait what? Like - okay, ya all. This is real. Dude deadass went on almost five minute tangent about how someone called his mods shit, someone at the venue put his NexusMods mod page on the projector, and he said, this is a quote "Tomorrow I better see all my motherfuckin' downloads going up."

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Corporations will make a video that's a really unique engineering challenge, and you might read the title and think "oh cool it'll be neat to see how they made it" But the video's three minutes long, edited like a Michael Bay movie, and you have no idea how anything was made or why it's happening.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I can eat almonds you stupid AI fucks.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My neck, back, shoulders, neck, and wrists are delicate anymore. Years of contact sports. If someone were to rear end me, or otherwise cause a car accident it'd likely exaggerate those ailments and make things much more difficult to me. You should make a post like this, too. Just in case.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I don't really play fighting games anymore but I have three novelty fight sticks. Beats me I dunno. They're just kinda fun to make.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I gotta make a sim racing channel for poor people or something. I can't stand seeing people being given a five digit piece of gear, install it, then talk about it. Hey congratulations you followed directions. You're a maker in that you made yourself a billboard. I think I gotta solve this shit.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Do you think Dave Brubeck would get wicked zooted and blast his ears out with Outkast? I bet he would if he were still around.

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

When I was a barista, I would regularly have people beaming about how good the lattes and cappuccinos I make are. I've never had coffee in my life.

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