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Long Tall Dingus

@longtalldingus.bsky.social
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What's supposed to be in here? Nobody cares. Haven't you seen Jurassic Park? I also do mobile audio stuff in Snohomish county, and north King county; www.longtallding.us I can't believe that's my professional URL. What's wrong with me?

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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The reason people only buy games on sale is 'cause sales turn a $22 game into $117 after DLC. Then I guess they don't buy any games. I'm not. I'll play Assetto Corsa. You know, with everyone else.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Zorak laugh.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Heffer wouldn't give a shit.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
nooooooo not like this.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am going to make this. But I'm going to get momentary two way toggle switches so you can actually try to use it.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.aliexpress.us/item/3256812... So you can just buy these.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I bet the Bluesky compression is gonna fuck this audio up real bad.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
None of my arcade sticks are normal. This is an arcade stick, by the way.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don't like coffee, but I do like turning cheap boxes into bluetooth speakers. I did want a portable, loud noise yeeter to antagonize people with bluetooth speakers in public with really, really loud P.E. Hewitt Jazz Ensemble or some other weird ass jazz. This was like 40 bucks, way cheaper.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Don't judge a book by it's cover". I did. I started reading it. It's pretty fuckin' good schlock.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden Nogger? Do you play Nogs? I own EVERY set of Nogs. I actually don't. I gave away all of the SFTM ones, but I am the means of production. I can make more.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Spongebob?
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Playstation was cool, Praystation was a thing I think I remember hearing something about, but what about a Dank Station?
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You know you can just buy the guts of an arcade stick, and turn anything into an arcade stick. I don't even drink.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Left to my own devices I'd be getting about 10 hours of sleep a night so I'm pretty sure I'm a baboon.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I made a God Hand Honda City Hot Wheels. You know, because uh, I dunno. I thought it'd be neat.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yo. Why is The Orville season 3 like this? Where'd the Moclan hijinks go? I love Moclan bullshit.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bro. The fuck is going on with Heathcliff? The Heathcliif comics for the past five days;
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I am not a phone person.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The only person who's going to make a framed print of the PSX Darkstone cover art is yourself.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Tidal doing Paul Humphrey dirty via a bio pulled from ...TiVo? TiVo? TiVo? Really?
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Well damn. How about laminated pictures of Chun-Li thirst traps in our wallets for bathroom breaks?
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I can't set the default resolution of my Quest 3s to it's native display resolution. Come, man.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Gonna flex here and also mention I own it on CD.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Reject first party proxies. Proxy alternate arts from your friends.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Gojira.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Okay, so, I'm aware Raccoin is just gambling, but I still really like it.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Did you draw this? Can I turn this into a sticker, and put it into a pocket sized box I made out of Japanese balsa wood that I put stickers into, and hand it to strangers I encounter who I think are cool and tell them to take a sticker? This is a thing I do.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm really, really happy with how this worked out.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Limited Edition Coles Easter Dorito's inspired Cheesy Jalapeno hot cross buns, anyone?
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Cat fell asleep with one eye open. Lost in never-never land. She did not rouse from sleep easily. Cat you are 15 years old. Don't do this to people.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Are we whinging about the same thing at the same time but wording it differently?
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This is sprint car racing.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The Sortimo is 93 dollars. The Storehourse 93928 is ten dollars. If a YouTuber has 10 Sortimos instead of 100 93928's, they probably have at least six PAs.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
These are the players who played on the 2024-2025 Florida Panthers, the team that won the Stanley Cup; Three of the Americans played a combined 19 games. One player is from Florida. He played 8 games during the regular season. It is not hometown pride.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A comb fit for a warrior.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
There were in the discount section of a discount grocery store, which is always a good sign. The store that gets what doesn't sell couldn't sell it, so now's my chance. I bet they're terrible.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Games media is broken.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
2026 YouTube experience.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The discount grocery store had a pound of Swedish fish for three dollars.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Yo check it out I just complete my collection of every rare Xbox 360 game.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It's true for me, it's true for you. It's true for everyone but one person. So chin up a little, everyone but one person in the world.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Reject Philosraptor. Embrace high Swedish Chef.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
These won't make sense to anyone who isn't into #GiantBomb.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
me coded characters
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I usually have Thursday and Friday off but I have PTO and apathy to work available so I gave myself a three day weekend. See image for why.
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I ask you to play PSX games on Parsec. What are you picking?
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Long Tall Dingus @longtalldingus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
What have I become?
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