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Talentless hack, Internet clown He/Him 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
How many people have to be killed in broad daylight for democrats to show a spine
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
What are we even doing anymore man?
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
i'm a fucking american and i'm not going to be ordered by the fucking government to love a man who hated me, and whom i hated in turn.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/09/2025
rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Is he dead yet
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Is he dead yet
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Can another elected dem please start resisting in a meaningful and extremely visible way? I am getting so tired of handing Ws to fucking Newsom. Please, anyone but him
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
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Binyamin Appelbaum @bcappelbaum.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
As a DC resident I do feel that the city has been overrun by "violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals" and I would like them to leave the White House and stop destroying the federal government.
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Whenever I open this app I usually get 5-10 minutes of scrolling in before seeing a take so bad I go touch grass for a week
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/08/2025
can’t lie the texas democratic party are cooking with this, this is insanely good news
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Eat our shorts, @mattmahansj.bsky.social
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The Serbian consulate in Chicago is above a 7/11. Just thought yall should know.
A four story brick building. The bottom floor is occupied by a 7/11 convenience store. Above the 7/11 branding is the seal and flag of the Republic of Serbia.
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
People are dead in Texas, people are dead in New Mexico, a man is dead in Ventura County. Donald Trump has blood on his hands.
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Did I cook my best Dungeons and Dragons boss fight yet? Yes. Did my players enjoy it? Yes, very much. I might be the best DM ever, potentially… anyways I’ve got like 5 weeks to cook the final boss of this campaign arc so it’s gonna be even crazier!
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Zach @thrustwr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Legitimately done with this fucking DECADE.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I am getting so tired of people saying the actions of the republicans are “distractions”. They’re not distractions, they’re a part of the larger whole. Every win they get is another axe blow to Tree of Liberty. It’s an all-encompassing assault on democracy and human rights.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds. He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings. He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights. This is political intimidation.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 16/06/2025
Alright everyone, one last push. If you or anyone you know is: - LGBTQ+ - 13-24 years old - In the US Trevor Project is recruiting responses for their survey on LGBTQ+ mental health. It has HUGE impacts on policy, please take it and share widely if you can :) trvr.org/survey2025
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To proceed to the survey, please check off the box and click the button below.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/06/2025
Your cops just tear gassed a bunch of elderly people and journalists
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The only way LAPD officers can get hard is if they’re brutalizing another human being.
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I’ve got to admit that under different circumstances I would love this shit. I love Fleet Week and air shows and that stuff. But the silence as these tanks roll and troops march down the street is so fucking funny so I don’t mind too much!
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50501 San Jose — Abolish ICE @50501sanjose.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
We have a count of at least 12k protesters that have joined us on the march in San Jose! Photo by Jesse Kornblum / probonophoto.org
Panorama of protest crowd at St James Park around noon. San Jose, California
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Listen, PSL are tankies. I disagree with them on a wide range of things. But fuck off with that bullshit they aren’t terrorists. This is a blatant attempt at silencing organized dissent and it’s not gonna be the last time they try it.
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The son of a family friend was one of the ones called up in the most recent CANG mobilizations. He was pissed! This isn’t what he signed up for! He didn’t join the guard to be a pawn in some wannabe dictator’s political game. I can’t imagine he’s the only one of the 4700 troops who feels that way!
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I am not voting for him to become president but frankly he’s the best we have at the moment. You know the situation is fucked, when I’m supporting LA and Newsom for once. He’s a rat bastard but he has his moments on rare occasions. Still gonna send hate mail to his office when this is over though
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 10/06/2025
Hey! Your politicians do not care if you suffer and die. They will care if you threaten their career and yell at them on the phone. CALL YOUR F'IN SENATOR, NO MATTER WHO! www.madycast.com/p/phoneemail...
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Phone/Email Templates for Asking Senators To Kill the Anti-Trans Provisions with the Byrd Rule
Instructions:
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I saw this clip live. I’ve seen multiple cops pointing loaded firearms at demonstrators over the past few days. It’s ridiculous and nothing warrants it. They’re breaking almost every rule of firearm safety. Guy in yellow on the other hand is a god tier ragebaiter
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2025
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Yeah hey excuse me what the fuck
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Everyone remaining at the San Francisco solidarity protest has been detained. Hoping no charges are filed against them. Stay safe out there folks, protesting is risky business.
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Cheering on our brothers and sisters in the City! This is what resistance looks like! Cheers from the South Bay!
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Did Matt Gutman just report a fed sniper at the federal detention center earlier in the day? What the fuck?!
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The only acts of violence I’ve seen happen on the livestreams have been by the cops or feds though. Weird how that works.
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
@padilla.senate.gov hey Padilla, you’re my senator. You represent me. And I want to know why you aren’t doing the job we elected you to do?! You claim to be fighting Trump but don’t show up to the hearing about fighting Trump?
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I applied to all the jobs I’m qualified for and actually interested in. Got no response from any of them. 0/25 on emails back. Guess I’m gonna have to apply for the boring, corporate jobs. McDonald’s and Costco here I come!
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
TroodonTruthers, we are, potentially, so back?! www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
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Troodontid specimens from the Cretaceous Two Medicine Formation of Montana (USA) and the validity of Troodon formosus | Journal of Paleontology | Cambridge Core
Troodontid specimens from the Cretaceous Two Medicine Formation of Montana (USA) and the validity of Troodon formosus
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
They thought they were the strong men and they were wrong. Welcome to the hard times, guys!
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Over budget, but over performing, overkill, over powered, and overhead 🏳️‍🌈
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2025
FROM THE ARCHIVES: Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
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Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
GREENBELT, MD—Decrying the deportation as “wholly lawless,” U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis ruled Monday that the Trump administration had three days to return her to the United States from a Salvador...
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
These fucking dire wolves are ruining my life
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Still willing to put money on this
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
We will not be distracted. We will not be discouraged. We’ve got our eyes on the prize. And we will build the prosperous, free nation for all that we deserve. The time to organize is now. OcasioCortez.com
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Devadasa @devadasa.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
ICE snatched another person in Sacramento: Wilfredo Rivero. from @norcalresist.bsky.social
Dear Friend,

We are reaching out again with another emergency.

Today, Wilfredo, a 25 year old resident of Siskiyou County, in rural Northern California, came all the way to Sacramento (a nearly 6 hour drive!) to update his address with the ICE field office. In return for his trouble he’s been shackled and caged and his family fears he will be deported in the next day or two.

Please call, starting 7am pacific time on Friday morning.

You can ask to speak to an enforcement field operations supervisor or the enforcement field officer on duty. 916-339-4300 or 415-365-8800 email: SanFrancisco.Outreach@ice.dhs.gov

“I am a concerned person calling to request the immediate release of Wilfredo Rivero. Wilfredo went to ICE today to update the agency on his new address. Attempting to comply with ICE’s rules should not lead to someone’s arrest. Thank you.”

We will share more information about support for this family when we can.



In solidarity,



the NORCAL RESIST team
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Blunt rotation from hell
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Longboard @longboardplayz.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Ay I know like 95% of you are bots who just trawl and follow everyone using certain keywords or skeeting about a particular topic but I still never thought I’d get to 100 followers here. If these skeet gets 5 likes I will do something quirky
A screenshot of the author’s BlueSky account showing 101 followers, 186 following, and 48 posts
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