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Desiree M.

@lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social
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Just another Virgo with IBS trying to drink wine in peace

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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I fear I would also let Julianne Moore take her gum out of her mouth and put it in my mouth and be happy to do so
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I loved it!!
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
face down, ass up. that’s the way that i like to sob into my pillow
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Surprise surprise Nicole cheated on another girlfriend. I will never understand how she gets these seemingly sweet and attractive girls and I can’t even get a text back #TheChallengeAllStars
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Tbh I find both Shane and DaVonne to be petty and immature #TheChallengeAllStars
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Whose life is Jaimi coaching?? Cuz I’ll tell you what doesn’t feel right in my spirit is this entire bitch’s personality #MillionDollarSecret
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I always root for anyone black on a reality game show. Except for Jaimi. She can choke. And I’m glad Lydia read her for filth #MillionDollarSecret
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Phil and Chris, two nerds risking it all for this blonde that will never look at them again once this show is over. Pathetic #MillionDollarSecret
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This guy Chris on #MillionDollarSecret fucking sucks. Lydia asking what scary movie has a hockey mask and this idiot goes “Nightmare on Elm Street. I know horror movies”
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I really liked Dorit this season, but girl… we all thought your home invasion was a sham. Garcelle was not alone in this, and there were real facts on why we thought it #RHOBH
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I get why Garcelle didn’t finish this reunion. I’m getting fucking heated on Garcelle’s behalf. Like what the fuck is this #RHOBH
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Kyle cannot be for real in saying that she shows her life. If people ask her anything, she shuts the conversation down. She needs to control the narrative #RHOBH
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I don’t understand this narrative of Garcelle not being interesting. Sorry she wasn’t married to an evil criminal? Sorry she doesn’t have a shitty divorce at the moment? #RHOBH
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
You should actually watch the podcast. There truly is more to that story. Becca isn’t an asshole
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Oh another Nany and Kacy FaceTime… #TheChallengeAllStars
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Ooooh lol
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Thought we were marching through a different kind of stash
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Gonna name my first born Lorazepam
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Lana Ja’Rae really caught me off guard with that “is the bus still running” joke cuz I full on did one of Ru’s high pitched 5 minute long cackles #DragRace
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
😂😂😂
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
She does! He is for the streets!
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I literally gasped. This man is trash
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I cannot get over Madison’s reunion dress and how hideous it is. This woman was trying to give Allen styling tips. I have to laugh #MAFS #MAFSReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Right?? That’s why his cousin tattled on him lol
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
That shit was so embarrassing fr
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Emem’s fiancée is having too good of a time on camera for me. Also the fact that he brought up her miscarriage. Let her bring that up. I’m irritated #MAFS #MAFSReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I’m just getting around to watching #MAFS and I’m sorry but Emem’s fiancée seems like a clout chasing clown to me. I really hope I’m wrong but even the experts are looking at him like he’s weird af #MAFSChicago
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I’ve been trying to tell people she’s so much fun on her own show. She wasn’t cut out for housewives
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Paramount Plus ended up renewing it. Guess the fan pressure did work deadline.com/2025/03/scho...
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‘School Spirits’ Renewed For Season 3 By Paramount+
School Spirits, starring Peyton List, will be back for another go-round. Paramount+ has renewed the hit drama series for a third season.
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It got renewed :)
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Noooo really?? Paramount is laying everyone off and canceling such good shows. That bums me out. But thank you for the clarification on the ending. I guess it brings me some solace
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Damn Buck cannot catch a break. His girlfriends leave him, his boyfriends leave him, his best friend is leaving and his dog got taken away 😂 #911OnABC
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
School Spirits is the best teen show around right now and I need them to give me a season 3
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Without fail! 😂
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
😂😂😂
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
And then the last couple minutes of the episode happened 😂
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
It definitely gives certain people a chance to shine
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
My face every time Nany talks about the future she’s starting with Kaycee #TheChallengeAllStars
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Oh she has always been one of the most manipulative people on the show. I don’t like her but it’s always impressive to see
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Veronica would be so good on Big Brother #TheChallengeAllStars
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bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 11/03/2025
There are few things that fill me with horror as much as when people use chatgpt as a search engine.
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It makes me happy to see Allen happy. He deserves it #MAFSReunion #MAFS
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I literally just told my roommate he speaks but says absolutely nothing
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I’m so in love with her
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
This idiot talking about wanting a Michelle Obama. PLEASE. You want a weak minded follower not an intelligent powerhouse. That was very clear on the show #MAFSReunion #MAFS
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Of course Ikechi’s response here is better than the one during filming because he’s had plenty of time to prepare and rehearse his answers #MAFSReunion #MAFS
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Can every tv host please stop asking couples when the fuck they’re having kids? It’s uncomfortable for everyone #MAFSReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I HATE that he was kind of right about that. But it’s looking more evident with every episode. He’s still a limp dicked loser though 🤭
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
But then again maybe these two gym bro idiots are meant for each other #MAFSReunion #MAFS
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I think that David’s dumb ass actually is in love with Madison and I think Madison has to commit to this relationship so she seems like less of a villain. In her mind, she needs to make all of this worth it #MAFS #MAFSReunion
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