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Desiree M.

@lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social
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Just another Virgo with IBS trying to drink wine in peace

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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I fear I would also let Julianne Moore take her gum out of her mouth and put it in my mouth and be happy to do so
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smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
face down, ass up. that’s the way that i like to sob into my pillow
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Surprise surprise Nicole cheated on another girlfriend. I will never understand how she gets these seemingly sweet and attractive girls and I can’t even get a text back #TheChallengeAllStars
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Tbh I find both Shane and DaVonne to be petty and immature #TheChallengeAllStars
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Whose life is Jaimi coaching?? Cuz I’ll tell you what doesn’t feel right in my spirit is this entire bitch’s personality #MillionDollarSecret
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I always root for anyone black on a reality game show. Except for Jaimi. She can choke. And I’m glad Lydia read her for filth #MillionDollarSecret
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Phil and Chris, two nerds risking it all for this blonde that will never look at them again once this show is over. Pathetic #MillionDollarSecret
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This guy Chris on #MillionDollarSecret fucking sucks. Lydia asking what scary movie has a hockey mask and this idiot goes “Nightmare on Elm Street. I know horror movies”
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I really liked Dorit this season, but girl… we all thought your home invasion was a sham. Garcelle was not alone in this, and there were real facts on why we thought it #RHOBH
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I get why Garcelle didn’t finish this reunion. I’m getting fucking heated on Garcelle’s behalf. Like what the fuck is this #RHOBH
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Kyle cannot be for real in saying that she shows her life. If people ask her anything, she shuts the conversation down. She needs to control the narrative #RHOBH
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I don’t understand this narrative of Garcelle not being interesting. Sorry she wasn’t married to an evil criminal? Sorry she doesn’t have a shitty divorce at the moment? #RHOBH
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Oh another Nany and Kacy FaceTime… #TheChallengeAllStars
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Gonna name my first born Lorazepam
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Lana Ja’Rae really caught me off guard with that “is the bus still running” joke cuz I full on did one of Ru’s high pitched 5 minute long cackles #DragRace
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I cannot get over Madison’s reunion dress and how hideous it is. This woman was trying to give Allen styling tips. I have to laugh #MAFS #MAFSReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Emem’s fiancée is having too good of a time on camera for me. Also the fact that he brought up her miscarriage. Let her bring that up. I’m irritated #MAFS #MAFSReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I’m just getting around to watching #MAFS and I’m sorry but Emem’s fiancée seems like a clout chasing clown to me. I really hope I’m wrong but even the experts are looking at him like he’s weird af #MAFSChicago
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Damn Buck cannot catch a break. His girlfriends leave him, his boyfriends leave him, his best friend is leaving and his dog got taken away 😂 #911OnABC
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
School Spirits is the best teen show around right now and I need them to give me a season 3
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
My face every time Nany talks about the future she’s starting with Kaycee #TheChallengeAllStars
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Veronica would be so good on Big Brother #TheChallengeAllStars
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bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 11/03/2025
There are few things that fill me with horror as much as when people use chatgpt as a search engine.
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It makes me happy to see Allen happy. He deserves it #MAFSReunion #MAFS
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I’m so in love with her
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
This idiot talking about wanting a Michelle Obama. PLEASE. You want a weak minded follower not an intelligent powerhouse. That was very clear on the show #MAFSReunion #MAFS
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Of course Ikechi’s response here is better than the one during filming because he’s had plenty of time to prepare and rehearse his answers #MAFSReunion #MAFS
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Can every tv host please stop asking couples when the fuck they’re having kids? It’s uncomfortable for everyone #MAFSReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
But then again maybe these two gym bro idiots are meant for each other #MAFSReunion #MAFS
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I think that David’s dumb ass actually is in love with Madison and I think Madison has to commit to this relationship so she seems like less of a villain. In her mind, she needs to make all of this worth it #MAFS #MAFSReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Madison sucks so bad that she managed to make me team Michelle #MAFSReunion #MAFS
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Today is the 28th anniversary of Buffy. I will be marathoning season 5 for Michelle ❤️
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Milton still looking kidnapped in his video with Lydia 😂 #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Not production making everyone stand up and act like they really vibe with that terrible song. Also that wasn’t a live performance. That was a music video, Nick. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I can’t tell if this Alex Warren person is familiar to me because I’ve seen him before or because he looks like every man on this season #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The way I do not want to hear from past contestants at these reunions. I want to see someone ask Alex about the teenage girls he’s allegedly hooking up with! #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Madison might be a little messy and a little crazy but I rock with her so hard. I think men see her as someone they can easily get people to disregard because she’s a mess. She ain’t perfect but I love her? Lol #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Someone needs to tell Joey that if you’re growing out your hair for Locks of Love that it shouldn’t be stringy and greasy and scraggly. Like you might as well just shave it because no one wants that #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Ben looking exactly like this the republican nationalist fuckboy we all knew he was #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Well I thoroughly enjoyed Virginia so eloquently reading Devin for filth. That lifted my soul #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
You know what I find funny? It’s always a bigot/misogynist talking about “I can move past differences.” Well yeah of course you can. You’re the one placing the judgments! It feels a lot different coming from the place of being judged #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Musical performance? I’m gonna lose my shit if it’s just 98 Degrees #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Virginia might be on some updated quaaludes but the girl is smart and smart I respect her #LoveIsBlind
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The little kid asking what’s going on and the dad saying “she said no” should not have been as funny as it was. Or maybe I’m just an asshole but I cackled, guffawed even #LoveIsBlind
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Wait Virginia and her family all have the vibe of the black people in Get Out. That’s what it is. And they seem legitimately sweet and kind but their energy is I think just not for me lol #LoveIsBlind
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I’m ngl Virginia makes me uncomfortable. I just do not understand her personality. But I will say the entire family has a strange calm vibe that makes me uneasy #LoveIsBlind
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I think Virginia found the last batch of quaaludes and has been hoarding them for years. This girl is RELAXED #LoveIsBlind
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
All I can hear is Drop Dead Gorgeous when anyone in Joey’s family is speaking #LoveIsBlind
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
“I wanna keep seeing you” “We’ll see” 😂😂😂😂 #LoveIsBlind
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Desiree M. @lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I can’t breathe. Kathy limping off the runway and then blocking the models 😂😂😂 #RHOBH
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