Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If we’re ever able to afford a home in this hellscape economy, it must have a bigger tub. I’m only 5’8” and want to be consumed by the bubbles and epsom salts. 000
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy 11-month early 40th birthday present to me: I need progressive lenses and/or readers! 🤗 😭 👴🏻 At least my optometrist is very lovely to look at. I’ll just try hard to forget that I’m probably 10-15 years older than him. 😵 030
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 30/08/2026static.klipy.comCrying While Living My Best LifeALT: Crying While Living My Best Life 010
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Costco box wine while watching a documentary on snails here. 110
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Taking ibuprofen with my nightly wine to combat some extreme lower back pain, from cooking. #thisisalmost40 010
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Got out of the apartment to go see some estate sales. The houses definitely called us poor. Aggressively.static.klipy.comHelp Me, I'm PoorALT: Help Me, I'm Poor 020
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 17/07/2026static.klipy.comDavid Rose: I Don't Know What You're Talking AboutALT: David Rose: I Don't Know What You're Talking About 010
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Quarterly/bimonthly/monthly statement that I need to scream into the void for hours & then disappear to a tropical island. Work is chilling out (slightly) & now my bestie says she’s upset with me about a conversation from 2 months ago 🫠🙃 Counting down the minutes to vacation next week 😵 010
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Heading to Chicago for the first time next week for a conference! Trying to figure out what to do during my free time in between meetings; maybe walk the campus of the Obama Center (tickets are long gone for the museum). But what else 🤔 010
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Oh look, surfaces I dusted 2 hours ago are dusty again. 🤯🔥🤯 000
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 16/05/20261 hour to dust, vacuum, and mop 1 room. Like…maybe living in squalor would be better because I don’t know if I have another hour for 1 more room’s worth of energy in me. 210
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 10/05/2026static.klipy.comCady Heron: The Limit Does Not Exist - Mean GirlsALT: Cady Heron: The Limit Does Not Exist - Mean Girls 010
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Therapy lately has been a lot of “how the fuck do I cope with the state of this world along with everything else?!” and my therapist pretty much saying “do your best; do what you can!” 😭😭😭 [Not a dig at my therapist; unprecedented times are unprecedented. Unfortunately.] 010
Reposted by SassyfrassAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/05/2026REPORTER: Are Dreamers with DACA status deportation targets when you're talking about resuming mass deportations? TOM HOMAN: If you're in the country illegally, you got a problem. Amnesty is off the table. 2651167471
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Mental health is at the “scream into the void” stage again 000
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 29/04/2026My folks love to remind me of things that I’m fully aware of and have already addressed. Usually family birthdays. And it enrages me. Today was my father and if he doesn’t watch out, I’m texting him on my mother’s birthday to remind him he needs to wish her a happy birthday. 010
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 24/04/2026As an expert, you can’t go wrong with glasses and a cardigan 020
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Started off my morning stepping in dog shit that took 20 minutes to clean off my shoe once I got to work. Praise the 🍝 👹 that this is not how the rest of my day goes 🤦🏻♂️ 010
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Whatever society or organization he left behind liked to send free copies of his various works to libraries to add to their collections. They generally went into the ‘free piles’ at the places I worked… 000
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 04/04/2026My mutual fund is losing value all the time yet because of it I owe $800 in taxes to state and federal. March/April looking to be the most expensive months of the year for me 😡 😤 😭 000
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Well WV can go fuck itself. Speed trap at the bottom of a hill on the way to the natural springs. Drove like 20 under most of the way because curvy hilly roads aren’t my bag. So fucking annoyed. 000
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Being on vacation is great. Getting a bout of insomnia while on vacation is awful 😒 000
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The answer to the age-old question, “how’s it hanging?” : heavy 🍆 130
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Another car service appointment and the 2 front desk staff are screaming at the top of their lungs at each other. I’m just like…🫣🫣🫣media.tenor.coma man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face .ALT: a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face . 020
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Not atypical for VA but goodness gracious the swinging temperatures this week will be much. 000
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 21/02/2026If you have carpets or area rugs and are not regularly deep cleaning them, you are living in squalor 🤮 as someone who does not regularly (or ever) steam clean his area rugs has just discovered 🤮 🤮 An hour and like 50 passes and the water coming out is still black 🤮 020
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Leave work early because I feel like shit and and as soon as I walk around the apartment, the dog pees on the rug. I was walking around because she peed on the rug yesterday. Unhappy to say the least. 010
Reposted by SassyfrassMike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Free speech absolutists — silent as Trump arrests Don Lemon. Second Amendment activists — mute when he blames Alex Pretti’s murder on his firearm. Every last one of them are fucking hypocrites. 1321853
Reposted by SassyfrassAndrew @waterinblue.bsky.social · 30/01/2026There really has to be a correlation between icons dying before evil parasites because WDYM we lost Catherine O’Hara AND YET A BLOATED CORPSE RUNS THE COUNTRY AND FUCKING MITCH MCCONNELL IS STILL ALIVE!? Rest in peace you incredible woman 😭 112811
Reposted by Sassyfrassмɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Increasingly convinced we all died during COVID and this is purgatory. 613215
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 28/01/2026My leg is completely asleep and I have to pee, but she looks so cute and happy sleeping on me 🥹 040
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Some chicken and dumplings as the snowmageddon begins to fall. 070
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I know that this is a tasty dish, that I made, but it looks like I’m reheating dog food 🤢 020
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Beautiful. I sadly can’t ever get mine to get full like this. 110
Reposted by SassyfrassJen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 29/12/2025Your local librarian here to say that it’s great if you read lots of books this year, alright if you read barely anything, that audiobooks, romance and graphic novels are all valid formats and genres, and that some authors suck but we’re still not stopping you from reading them. 23870243
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Definitely yummy! Also a pic of Miss Needy Princess while we were waiting for the sauce to cook. 010
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I don’t know if cooking a 4-hour sauce was the best way to combat Sunday scaries, but at least it will taste good! 010
Reposted by SassyfrassBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 08/12/2025“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read. 3332481274
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Today’s thoughts: Men are so fucking beautiful. Like geezus. I can’t even. 🥴🥵 I might need to admit that I have a small porn addiction…🫣 If one more person blares their car horn outside of our apartment, I am going to start throwing shit at them from the balcony in my robe and slippers 😡 040
Sassyfrass @logitern.bsky.social · 28/11/2025After 2 days of cooking and cleaning, I was looking forward to a massage today - but my therapist called out 😭 😭 😭 😭 010