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Memos From Lofwyr

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Memos from Saeder-Krupp President & CEO, Lofwyr. Memos by Executive Assistant unless marked. (Fan Account) #Lofwyr #Cyberpunk #SaederKrupp #Shadowrun 
“I’m often very alarmed and confused by this account.” -Tom Dowd [Also on Discord and Mastodon]

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
OOC: Memos from Lofwyr began 5 years ago and has become progressively harder to do every successive year. The cyberpunk corporate dystopia is here. We are basically a televised firing squad execution away from exceeding satire. Get out there and #vote.
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
MEMO: Reports of Saeder-Krupp troops operating with subpar armor are misinformed. The company always buys the most cost-effective materiel available. Standard issue ballistic vests can halt upwards of 63% of grenade shrapnel. #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MEMO: Assets in the Eastern Lake Superior region be advised that a Level III Hodag Alert has been issued. #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MEMO: This woman came to my attention in the ‘60s doing B&E and sabotage in the Metroplex. Anyone know if she is still active? I think I have a run that she would be ideal for. Also let me know if she still dresses like that. #Shadowrun
Artwork of the Covert Ops Specialist from the Shadowrun 3rd Edition core rulebook.
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MEMO: I shall be unreachable this weekend as I am obligated by draconian etiquette to oversee an important duel. I will not share the ground of honor, but I would recommend that employees in the southern hemisphere brace themselves from 0900 to 1100 GMT. -L #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MEMO: It’s that time of year again, employees. Remember your ABCs of occult safety! Assume Beautiful folks are Cultists Don’t Enter Forests #Shadowrun #Spookyseason
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🫵🚫😍☝️😭
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MEMO: I am pleased to announce that subsidiary Angelic Entertainment’s proprietary Somatic Obfuscation Balance has concluded testing and is ready for use in Razor Rhapsody’s upcoming single “u no love want cry”. Angelic thinks they can neutralize an entire teen subculture! #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MEMO: This individual appeared on seven security cameras in different parts of the world simultaneously last night. There are no matches in any known facial recognition database. If you recognize this individual please contact this office immediately. #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
MEMO: I can’t believe this. A bet I made with a guy 20 years ago has come due and I’m obligated to have a Wild West style duel all the way over in Medora. I thought for sure he’d be dead by now. #Shadowrun #Plothook
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I had a joke about @caimbuel.bsky.social but, like him, it isn’t funny. -L #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah, beans. -L
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Surprisingly prudish.
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
MEMO: The following cults have been acquired by Saeder-Krupp: - Process Church of the Last Judgement - Heavenly Blue Lights - Mama G’s BBQ and Soul Retrieval - Horp-Horp-Horp-Horp - Bacchian Anarchic Hedonism (Reform) - Society for Hiding In Cabinets #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
MEMO: Saeder-Krupp, Ares Macrotechnology, and Mitsuhama Computer Technologies agree that we need to limit the advance of all companies except our own. We are therefore urging world governments to adopt our recommendations for who and what need to be regulated and for how long. #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
MEMO: Ok, so we appear to have learned nothing from the directional microwave incident. #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🟡YELLOW LEVEL ALERT🟡 If any of the hostages in Bay 13 are reading this, we are sending in Montgomery. She has chosen to equip herself with a pair of nunchaku and a lawnmower so you are strongly encouraged to STAY DOWN. #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
MEMO: Employee reactions to the woman in that docusim clip are just demonstrating that many of you have never been across the table from a member of the Dawkins Group. (And there’s a reason for that.) #shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
MEMO: Brick Thompson will be leading the safety seminar tomorrow on the topic of improvised weapons in the workplace. (Seriously, you should see what this guy can do with a tape dispenser.) #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
MEMO: Thanks to strategic market positioning Saeder-Krupp now owns 73% of world amulite prefamulation facilities. Market control of this critical component for turbo encabulator baseplate manufacturing opens up a wide array of global revenue streams. #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
MEMO: We have received the commlink logs of Sgt. Rhinehart. It’s not good. #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
MEMO: Summer Crosbie’s relationship with Masaru may seem strange to the outside observer but that is only because it is. So very weird. -L #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I won ¥200 betting on her last weekend.
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
MEMO: Well, I suppose we will have to add “there is a wendigo in the submarine” to the What’s The Worst That Could Happen list. #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
IRREGULAR ASSETS: A simsense auteur at subsidiary Angelic Entertainment is in dire need of an education. Seeking a team to obtain a selection of pre-Awakening film classics for required viewing on his part. Most of these are held in the legendary Horizon “vault.” -L #Shadowrun #PlotHook
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Personally I enjoy when they serve someone on board a moving airplane. -L
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I have been known to have up to 14 power lunches in a day. -L
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
MEMO: Schoenstein, if you don’t show up on Monday you will never show up for anything ever again. -L #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
MEMO: Saeder-Krupp, an equal opportunity employer, denies that the company is developing an “Ork Repellant.” This accusation is racist and abhorrent, and is a gross misrepresentation of SK’s new line of urban combat chemical agents - which, I might add - affect *all* metahumans equally. #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When he is right, he is right. That’s why Saeder-Krupp is committed to retaining the edge on the most cutting edge disorganizing tools in the world today. -L #Shadowrun
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Harlequin @caimbuel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hot tip chummers. Organized people beats organized money. @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social 's boss can have the biggest paramilitary on the planet but a good, organized runner team will beat it.
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
IRREGULAR ASSETS: What’s the most undignified thing YOU have used to extract a high priority target? I’m compiling a database. #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
MEMO: Hypothetically let’s say there are two mismatched enemies. One has endless resources for cyberware, bleeding edge weaponry, and influence. The other has spent years developing a strategy of “grabbing sensitive body part and not letting go.” Who is going to win? #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Whatever, as long as I’m making money. -L
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
IRREGULAR ASSETS: Status check - what shadowruns do you have planned for the weekend? #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
MEMO: The dossier described the subject as a man eater. Herr Flessing apparently misinterpreted the language and attempted to seduce the subject. Lesson learned. #Shadowrun
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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fnord.
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
MEMO: Security has released some rather interesting footage of some shadowrunners making a getaway last night. (I swear, every night in the ‘50s was like this.) #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
MEMO: Mr. Spinrad’s cosmetic enhancements and personality have failed him so completely he is now suing to allow *what*? -L #Sadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
MEMO: Some thoughts regarding the outcome of Operation Indigo… You can equip troops with the latest in body armor and high-end weapons. You can enhance them with ‘ware and magic. You can train them in the Desert Wars. BUT THEY ARE STILL FLAMMABLE, YOU DOLTS!! #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
MEMO: Someone has been mucking about in the metaplanes again. I believe I just saw a drow elf who should definitely not be here. Where is that clown? -L #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
MEMO: So, we’re really going with “The SOX Is For Lovers”, Marketing? #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
MEMO: Who controls the HVAC controls the top secret research facility. Who controls Morty controls the HVAC. -L #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🚨 EMERGENCY ALERT 🚨: Staff of Himmelschmiede Orbital Platform - we have traced the call! It is coming from INSIDE THE SPACE STATION! #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
MEMO: Administrative Scheduling team, I realize that this is a difficult group to get an in person meeting with since they really, REALLY don’t trust Seder-Krupp, but all you have to do is get them within mortar range. You can do this! #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
IRREGULAR ASSETS: I need a team with strong stomachs for an emergency extraction ASAP. There’s a high value employee being held in a known Tamanous safe house in NOLA. Get them out safely and quickly. As for their captors, well… Follow your heart. #Shadowrun #Plothook
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
MEMO: While I never apologize for anything, I will accept *some* responsibility for the air quality of late. The rest belongs to a certain contemporary of mine from Denver who, by the way, fights like an ELF. -L #Shadowrun
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
MEMO: Today Seder-Krupp honors the passing of Dr. William Weir, who disappeared on this day in 2047. He will be missed.
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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
MEMO: Every shadowrunner’s first day with a Vindicator. #Shadowrun
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