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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

MEMO: I shall be unreachable this weekend as I am obligated by draconian etiquette to oversee an important duel. I will not share the ground of honor, but I would recommend that employees in the southern hemisphere brace themselves from 0900 to 1100 GMT. -L #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

MEMO: It’s that time of year again, employees. Remember your ABCs of occult safety! Assume Beautiful folks are Cultists Don’t Enter Forests #Shadowrun #Spookyseason

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

MEMO: I am pleased to announce that subsidiary Angelic Entertainment’s proprietary Somatic Obfuscation Balance has concluded testing and is ready for use in Razor Rhapsody’s upcoming single “u no love want cry”. Angelic thinks they can neutralize an entire teen subculture! #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

MEMO: This individual appeared on seven security cameras in different parts of the world simultaneously last night. There are no matches in any known facial recognition database. If you recognize this individual please contact this office immediately. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

MEMO: I can’t believe this. A bet I made with a guy 20 years ago has come due and I’m obligated to have a Wild West style duel all the way over in Medora. I thought for sure he’d be dead by now. #Shadowrun #Plothook

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

MEMO: The following cults have been acquired by Saeder-Krupp: - Process Church of the Last Judgement - Heavenly Blue Lights - Mama G’s BBQ and Soul Retrieval - Horp-Horp-Horp-Horp - Bacchian Anarchic Hedonism (Reform) - Society for Hiding In Cabinets #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

MEMO: Saeder-Krupp, Ares Macrotechnology, and Mitsuhama Computer Technologies agree that we need to limit the advance of all companies except our own. We are therefore urging world governments to adopt our recommendations for who and what need to be regulated and for how long. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

MEMO: Ok, so we appear to have learned nothing from the directional microwave incident. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

🟡YELLOW LEVEL ALERT🟡 If any of the hostages in Bay 13 are reading this, we are sending in Montgomery. She has chosen to equip herself with a pair of nunchaku and a lawnmower so you are strongly encouraged to STAY DOWN. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

MEMO: Employee reactions to the woman in that docusim clip are just demonstrating that many of you have never been across the table from a member of the Dawkins Group. (And there’s a reason for that.) #shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

MEMO: Brick Thompson will be leading the safety seminar tomorrow on the topic of improvised weapons in the workplace. (Seriously, you should see what this guy can do with a tape dispenser.) #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

MEMO: Thanks to strategic market positioning Saeder-Krupp now owns 73% of world amulite prefamulation facilities. Market control of this critical component for turbo encabulator baseplate manufacturing opens up a wide array of global revenue streams. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

MEMO: We have received the commlink logs of Sgt. Rhinehart. It’s not good. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

MEMO: Summer Crosbie’s relationship with Masaru may seem strange to the outside observer but that is only because it is. So very weird. -L #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I won ¥200 betting on her last weekend.

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

MEMO: Well, I suppose we will have to add “there is a wendigo in the submarine” to the What’s The Worst That Could Happen list. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

IRREGULAR ASSETS: A simsense auteur at subsidiary Angelic Entertainment is in dire need of an education. Seeking a team to obtain a selection of pre-Awakening film classics for required viewing on his part. Most of these are held in the legendary Horizon “vault.” -L #Shadowrun #PlotHook

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

MEMO: Schoenstein, if you don’t show up on Monday you will never show up for anything ever again. -L #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

MEMO: Saeder-Krupp, an equal opportunity employer, denies that the company is developing an “Ork Repellant.” This accusation is racist and abhorrent, and is a gross misrepresentation of SK’s new line of urban combat chemical agents - which, I might add - affect *all* metahumans equally. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

When he is right, he is right. That’s why Saeder-Krupp is committed to retaining the edge on the most cutting edge disorganizing tools in the world today. -L #Shadowrun

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Harlequin @caimbuel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Hot tip chummers. Organized people beats organized money. @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social 's boss can have the biggest paramilitary on the planet but a good, organized runner team will beat it.

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

IRREGULAR ASSETS: What’s the most undignified thing YOU have used to extract a high priority target? I’m compiling a database. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

MEMO: Hypothetically let’s say there are two mismatched enemies. One has endless resources for cyberware, bleeding edge weaponry, and influence. The other has spent years developing a strategy of “grabbing sensitive body part and not letting go.” Who is going to win? #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

IRREGULAR ASSETS: Status check - what shadowruns do you have planned for the weekend? #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

MEMO: The dossier described the subject as a man eater. Herr Flessing apparently misinterpreted the language and attempted to seduce the subject. Lesson learned. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

MEMO: Security has released some rather interesting footage of some shadowrunners making a getaway last night. (I swear, every night in the ‘50s was like this.) #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

MEMO: Mr. Spinrad’s cosmetic enhancements and personality have failed him so completely he is now suing to allow *what*? -L #Sadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

MEMO: Some thoughts regarding the outcome of Operation Indigo… You can equip troops with the latest in body armor and high-end weapons. You can enhance them with ‘ware and magic. You can train them in the Desert Wars. BUT THEY ARE STILL FLAMMABLE, YOU DOLTS!! #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

MEMO: Someone has been mucking about in the metaplanes again. I believe I just saw a drow elf who should definitely not be here. Where is that clown? -L #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

MEMO: So, we’re really going with “The SOX Is For Lovers”, Marketing? #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

MEMO: Who controls the HVAC controls the top secret research facility. Who controls Morty controls the HVAC. -L #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

🚨 EMERGENCY ALERT 🚨: Staff of Himmelschmiede Orbital Platform - we have traced the call! It is coming from INSIDE THE SPACE STATION! #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

MEMO: Administrative Scheduling team, I realize that this is a difficult group to get an in person meeting with since they really, REALLY don’t trust Seder-Krupp, but all you have to do is get them within mortar range. You can do this! #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

IRREGULAR ASSETS: I need a team with strong stomachs for an emergency extraction ASAP. There’s a high value employee being held in a known Tamanous safe house in NOLA. Get them out safely and quickly. As for their captors, well… Follow your heart. #Shadowrun #Plothook

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

MEMO: While I never apologize for anything, I will accept *some* responsibility for the air quality of late. The rest belongs to a certain contemporary of mine from Denver who, by the way, fights like an ELF. -L #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

MEMO: Today Seder-Krupp honors the passing of Dr. William Weir, who disappeared on this day in 2047. He will be missed.

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

MEMO: Every shadowrunner’s first day with a Vindicator. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

IRREGULAR ASSETS: Mr. Lofwyr has one, maybe two funerals to attend shortly. He requires a team of runners to retrieve his suit from a lava tube in Sicily. Other parties would also like this suit. Remain on guard. #Shadowrun #Plothook

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

MEMO: The Saeder-Krupp Political Action Committee will meet today to discuss campaign donations in a critical race. On the one hand, far-right grifters tend to play ball. On the other, Saeder-Krupp does manufacture many, many bins. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

MEMO: I hate to break it to you metahumans, but this individual being medically suspended between life and death in a cruel mockery of mortality for the sake of hoarding power is not unusual, it’s just the one you know about. -L #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

MEMO: Thanks to Seder-Krupp’s proprietary Pituitary Enhancement biotech, bullies are now faster, stronger, and dumber than ever! #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

MEMO: Mr. Lofwyr would like to point out that the heatwave outside is why employees are discouraged from leaving the arcology. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

MEMO: Please see media language guidance re: the current situation for S-K forces on Mallorca. NO: cut off killing field blunder YES: advanced deployment zone of conflict non-traditional maneuver #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

MEMO: Also reminder that if Mr. Lofwyr tells someone that he will knock the smile off their face he is speaking in a very, very literal sense. #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

MEMO: There is a lot of talk right now about the Curse of Blok’Thokk regarding the series of incidents at Facility 21. I can assure you all that this is nothing more than a garden variety cannibalistic serial killer. Resume your normal duties. -L #Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

MEMO: Mr. Lofwyr would like to know who let Sheila Blatavska into the building. He does not have time for this today. #Shadowrun

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