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@loctastic.bsky.social
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 32m
this is the right answer for everybody involved
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 5h
many such cases!
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 5h
that whole writing room should be in jail
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 6h
me, I say no white quarterbacks can’t play in this league
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 8h
i didn’t love the ending but it was ten thousand times better than game of thrones
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 8h
game of thrones is the only answer here
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 9h
<wakes up to multiple notifications from crocs dot com last night> oh god what did I do
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 10h
amazing. they can read?
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 20h
but also the crossbar probably. and mcsorelys maybe
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 20h
my house
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 20h
man we are gonna need more kegs than eggs sundee
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 22h
tobias and his cookies in shambles
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 22h
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 22h
o/u is 47.5 …. tempting
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 22h
why do I got a weird feeling falcons v saints will be watchable
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh I thought this was Claude nevermind
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you need AI to run your team, maybe just don’t play. what’s the point
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we are in a trial plan, we get one free re-up this month I am gonna need it
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
whatever it takes, man
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
did you see sexy Jesus though
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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait until the Phillies and Eagles and Flyers all shit the bed to start dropping all the bad LeBron stories
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
where's doug pederson at
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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Liberty HUSSEIN Biberty
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lane’s going through it, wouldn’t be shocked if there’s some head trauma going on there. for his own sake he should hang it up And then also it clarifies for the team what they need to do
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i mean he’ll get fired eventually if there’s no improvement there but i doubt they pull the plug this season they drafted a replacement for lane, they got to do the same for the guards next season. it’ll be ugly unless some of the young guys improve drastically i think lane should retire too
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and we sucked then too!
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what’s terribly wrong is the offensive line sucks now
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’d make a bet with you this doesn’t happen but I can’t think of entertaining enough terms!
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
insane. insane!
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
y’all are wild thinking nick is gone after this year
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ICYMI: Broad Street Fighter
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
uh oh. did a helicopter crash
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can’t teach that
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you’ll note he did not say how his jaw broke in the first place
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it’ll be fine
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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nobody find this guy. Don't make us learn another thing about him. No podcast appearances, no visits to Good Day Philadelphia. Just let this bloated drunk struggling to spit out "unstmost" be a beautiful uncomplicated thing, thank you
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wow honestly he probably should retire
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
where’d you hear that
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
eagles would have it all figured out if they just had a damn fullback
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mcgurk the jerk
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vance admitted it was all bullshit in a post debate interview and nobody cared. insane
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@wxpnfm.bsky.social who do I have to bribe for the default option on your alexa skill to just be “listen live”
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that’s why I am starting at 8am
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
salud
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you see it I have to call my keg guy
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh right I figured it out i didn’t have any alcoholic beverages during today’s game. not even a cold yellow fizzy beer. not one this is clearly why they lost and I will resolve to do better, starting by whacking some brewskis at 8am next Sunday
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in retrospect it was the right call but I would have kicked it
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they’ll be 5-4 and everyone will still be miserable
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeah but it’s an equal opportunity problem
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
did not understand this! refs were all over the place but also i hate blaming the refs
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