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Chicken Pad Thai, spice level medium. Coors light. Oklahoma football. Naps.

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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 3h
GAME DAY.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Maybe this asshole should just go the fuck away. #banshanegillis
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Paul Rudd Confused Reaction
ALT: Paul Rudd Confused Reaction
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
to be honest, all of my colleagues who are the loudest advocates of using copilot are…well…..yeah. It’s beyond infuriating and often just makes more work. So these ads are pretty spot on. 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
listen to that mic fry
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If anyone is interested, the half time highlights of all these other games is literally just arch’s two picks and Tate’s game winner 😎🤩😂
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Joey Freshwater.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s 10:06 pm and Texas still sucks. #webeattexas #webeattexas #webeattexas #webeattexas
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's already illegal. Congress banned it near-unanimously in 2022. That law allows the ban to be lifted only if Russia withdraws from Ukraine. He's simply breaking the law that's already on the books.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 10/10/2026
RED RIVER GETTING WILD
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
:: just running around the living room screaming in joy and screaming in rage ::
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s because he switched from the shorties to the standard long pant. I am convinced.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let’s take what we can get even if it just also means avoiding the shutout 😂🙃🥴
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I vote we just give mateer and Arbuckle a bus ticket home at half time.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BENCH HIM FFS.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes I’d like to at least try something instead of…just….not.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s just exhausting.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s 7:48 am and Texas still sucks. #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s 4:21 and Texas still sucks. #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 08/10/2026
This is a moral atrocity and it needs to be loudly condemned as such. There is a reason that democracies *don't* do publicly televised executions (and why many don't execute people at all): it inculcates and rewards bloodthirst, which corrupts the spirit and corrodes the foundation of the polity.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s 9:56 am and Texas still sucks. #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s 7:10 am and Texas still sucks. #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s 6:56 am and Texas still sucks. #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
:: when you see the forecast because your vacation is thattttt close ::
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s 11:03 am and Texas still sucks. #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas #beattexas
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He cheated on her and he protects pedophiles but she’s going to vote for him anyway because oppressing the rest of us matters more.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday good boy!
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When people talk about rape culture this is exactly what they mean: Michaels and Herbstreit minimizing and dismissing the allegations of dozens of women.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listening to Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit wave away the sexual assault charges against DeShaun Watson — even saying “winning is the best deodorant” — was pretty jarring, especially this week.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pal sent me the video, so....
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This would be a great needlepoint pattern lol
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell yeah Chicago Bears for this national anthem. 👏👏👏
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s only ONE Oklahoma.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Points!!!!!! I am still disgusted but avoiding a shutout might be the only thing we can hold on to today.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I agree. I would like to see us at least try to do something different to get to a different and better outcome.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What are the false advertising rules in NIL? Asking for a friend but it’s clear he cannot grip the ball outside of his poor decision making. Like last season when they hid his injury….
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Stephen Nehrenz @stephennehrenz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fireable. Malpractice.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bench him.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The longer this goes on, the more I understand the fire-them-on-the-tarmac move. Just yikes out there.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 26/09/2026
That Texas-Tennessee finish was hilariously dumb.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GAME DAY.
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly just hoping to avoid a shutout. Literally can we get any points?
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Lobster @lobster1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I realize it’s not proper etiquette but how do sitting congressionals not just boo this dude live on the floor 🫣
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Corrupt Susan Collins saved by a Kash Patel and Pam Bondi cover up. bsky.app/profile/prop...
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