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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

we out here... [squints to read notecard] poppin dicks

fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

all the people saying AI is going to kill us all were complaining that they couldn't get AI to say the n-word 5 years ago

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

roko's basilisk finding out you're afraid of water and putting a pool in your kitchen between you and the refrigerator

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

accidentally lighting my cigarette backwards in front of my contemporaries, but playing it off legit and smoking it anyway so as not to appear weak or foolish

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

hey yeah i'm not gonna make it in to work today. yeah sorry. sorry. i chilled too hard last night.... i know... no. i can't come in, i'm still chill. i was still chill when i woke up this morning. no. no, don't send someone to pick me up. i'm too chill to work today. yeah, sorry.

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

at the time of the alleged crime my client was taking a piano lesson, falling in love, providing shelter to a homeless man, building a snowman... i could go on.

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

the audience cheering when scrooge threatens to terminate cratchit's employment for wanting a second coal in his fire

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

as a kid i was obsessed with tim curry because of clue and treasure island, i would find and watch any of his films that i could with my limited resources. when i was in middle school i borrowed a vhs copy of rocky horror from an older cousin, my parents found out and i was terrified.

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

my take on clanker is that it's a dystopian YA novel kind of word "the last guy that tried to escape the citadel didn't even make it to the outskirts before the clankers got him..." "i can't stop you from going into the hazemist to find the compendium, but if you hear clanking... run."

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

seeing the sight of means to make ill deeds done and being like nah. no thank you.

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

cant believe you bailed on me, dude. we were standing on the edge of a precipice with our hair blown back; we were about to grasp something that just evaded us, and you and steve fucking bailed on me.

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

jousting with an AI: telling it that it is wrong so it apologizes and agrees with you

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

do you think the first person to ever smoke a cigarette realized how cool they were being?

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

gender neutral bathroom preserved for another generation

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

your baby yoda name is the most recent thing you saw that was the word glup, and the last thing you read that was the word shitto

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

yeah so the bit isn't working. yeah, the bit i do sometimes. yeah. yeah, sometimes. yeah it's not a consistent thing. the bit? like one side of a phone conversation being overheard. i know. i know it's not good. no. no, i've never put it into context. i don't want to be limited by the concept, yeah.

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

hey i can't make it to work today. yeah... yeah i went out to watch the sunset with the boys last night and shit just got out of hand. i know. yeah... i know. i should have known better. no... no i cant work saturday, there are two pileated woodpeckers on my property and i think they're gonna fight

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

morning break, time for some fresh air [walks out into the transboundary haze, lights a cigarette]

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

raiders of the lost ark but the nazis are trying to find the minions

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

to be fair, this is what mcconnel would have wanted his death reduced to

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

at the time of the alleged crime my client was taking a piano lesson, falling in love, providing shelter to a homeless man, building a snowman... i could go on.

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

client groundhog's daying client groundhog's daying legal defense legal defense client literally groundhog's daying convince jury client groundhog's daying how how prove client groundhog's daying court how prove client literally groundhog's daying court -metaphor -work -job -relatable -routine

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

nhl combine interviews are better than other sports because its all shit like "they escorted me to room with a table. the only things on the table were a knife and a photo of myself as a child with "what will you grow up to be?" written on it, and a knife... there was a sleeping man in the corner."

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

gavin rossdale single-handedly quelled a riot and saved thousands of lives at woodstock 99 through the power of taking off his shirt and singing glycerine

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

the older i get the less i feel like i will ever get the opportunity to create something that will rip me apart while i scream about how it can't do this to me, i created it

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🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

in jolly ole england they call shoegaze 'avin-a-look-at-me-trainers

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

a religious organization that leaves a xenogears game disc in hotel nightstand drawers

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

bro she does it all, she does everything bro 24/7 performance, absorbant, tight clumping, dust free, and eliminates odors on contact bro

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

👏 REMAKE 👏 JOHN 👏 CARPENTER’S 👏 GHOSTS 👏 OF 👏 MARS 👏 AND 👏 HIRE 👏 JOHN 👏 CARPENTER 👏 AND 👏 ANTHRAX 👏 TO 👏 DO 👏 THE 👏 MUSIC 👏 AGAIN 👏

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

a lotta yall still dont get it. bluesky mods can use multiple strikes on a single violation. so if you have 1 violation and 3 mods you can create 3 new strikes. tonight's strike mint event is essentially a minting event for both bluesky mods and terfs

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

a patriotic american getting increasingly upset walking around inside an ikea

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

oh you're wife is a disney adult? yeah, i can relate. my husband is a schaumburg adult.

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

being stripped of my knighthood at medieval times for betting on the matches

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

that guy from work who recommends things to do in chicago, but for schaumburg

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

oh you're going to be in schaumburg? i've made a lot of deals in schaumburg. buddy, do yourself a favor and stop by the mall. yeah, the mall. they have a sketcher's store their that will change how you think about sketchers. they sell the good sketchers there, not that shit you see in the box stores

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

guys will be like "i give the best shoulder rubs" then irreparably fuck your shit up like lenny from of mice and men

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

catch me outside motherfucker, see what happens [holds the door open for you but you're far enough behind me that this attempt at courtesy becomes weird and uncomfortable for both of us]

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

so then this guy goes, "forgive them father, for they know not what they do" like i'm a fuckin idiot or something...

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

bro, of course i will enable you during a manic episode, you know i got your back. i'm just glad you're talking to me bro, let's do this

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

everyone should follow at least one furry account, just to give you peeks into a better more exciting world

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

guy who calls himself a historian of vibes

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

by 20 years old you could either take meth and smash your face with a hammer for aesthetics and eventually overdose on a live stream or direct chiwetel ejiofor and renate reinsve in a major studio film based on youtube videos you started making in blender when you were 17, but you can't do both

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

when the joint makes it back to you before the salvia has worn off

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

getting myself kicked out of the backrooms for smoking inside

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

being sent back in time by the democratic party to show aaron sorkin a handful of news articles and donald trump posts from 2026, and request that he write a script that will save the soul of the country before it is too late

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