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🧨🏴‍☠️ no clout no chasers on the internet he/him/they garbage

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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
buddy, when you've seen the things i've seen, NO game will make you cum in 30 seconds
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what's that one where woody allen plays woody allen and a much younger and beautiful woman falls in love with him?
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
every friend group has that several guys who are literally sentient bread
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my bet is diff-er-ent from and o-pin-nee-on, terrible
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the other guy didn't do any of those things and also didnt use his close relationship with jeff epstein to get his daughter into the college of her choice. plus, he directed 51 movies, because that means something to you for some incredibly weird reason.
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a lot of ex-wives are about to look very foolish
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
do you pull the lever?
trolly problem with woody allen on one track and a random guy who isnt a pedophile on the other
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the best to ever do it
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the most deranged thing about it is the guy choosing to come back into the thread just to resurrect it by commenting on month old posts.
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we out here... [squints to read notecard] poppin dicks
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
an incredibly white bistro named Le Verga
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yeah bro, i'm verse. sex averse.
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the word "tree" is derived from the english word "industry", as the very first trees were actually a byproduct of factory waste
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
3 years ago? 2? who the fuck knows. i certainly don't. it doesn't matter.
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
all the people saying AI is going to kill us all were complaining that they couldn't get AI to say the n-word 5 years ago
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
roko's basilisk finding out you're afraid of water and putting a pool in your kitchen between you and the refrigerator
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sometimes my timeline does cool stuff
a post that says write a horror story using only three words, the poster reaponds "scary monster man" but that isnt the import part. the important part is that destiny is real and the post directly below has a cool robot thing i don't recognize at all, and the three words "mega shit cumshot"
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
that's squirrel as hell
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
accidentally lighting my cigarette backwards in front of my contemporaries, but playing it off legit and smoking it anyway so as not to appear weak or foolish
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
hey yeah i'm not gonna make it in to work today. yeah sorry. sorry. i chilled too hard last night.... i know... no. i can't come in, i'm still chill. i was still chill when i woke up this morning. no. no, don't send someone to pick me up. i'm too chill to work today. yeah, sorry.
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
at the time of the alleged crime my client was taking a piano lesson, falling in love, providing shelter to a homeless man, building a snowman... i could go on.
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
lmaooooo classic fcuk yeah
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
shittle debbie
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
in high school art we had to do an oral presentation on an artist, i was really excited i got to pick andy warhol and the more i learned about him the more disappointed i became. my presentation took about 30 seconds and most of it was the silence between "andy warhol..." and "wasn't very good."
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
you're the best, jive.
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the audience cheering when scrooge threatens to terminate cratchit's employment for wanting a second coal in his fire
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
it's true, that is what happened
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
a silly role in a silly movie from an all time performer helped bring a feeling of normalcy and belonging in my own home at a time when i was feeling increasingly apart from my family. it did more for me that i will likely ever know. thank you, tim curry
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i don't know how things would have went if not for that movie and that night talking to my parents about all the silly things they would say and do during the film, and how scary it would have been being a gay kid in the early 2000s not knowing if i would have their support, or even their love.
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
then they told me how they used to regularly attend midnight showings of rocky horror together back when they started dating. then we watched it together. that was the first time i realized my parents were cool, and a big part of what made me feel safe coming out to them a short time later.
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
as a kid i was obsessed with tim curry because of clue and treasure island, i would find and watch any of his films that i could with my limited resources. when i was in middle school i borrowed a vhs copy of rocky horror from an older cousin, my parents found out and i was terrified.
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
hell yeah live free or die helmets are for cowards who want to live forever
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
hey just a heads up, it is impossible for an adult to have consensual sex with a child
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it doesn't sound enough like a slur, i guess is what i'm saying. it should sound worse.
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my take on clanker is that it's a dystopian YA novel kind of word "the last guy that tried to escape the citadel didn't even make it to the outskirts before the clankers got him..." "i can't stop you from going into the hazemist to find the compendium, but if you hear clanking... run."
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
sickos in the rain
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
yeah, the studios didn't want to make those movies but he just looked like he was having so much fun playing with his friends and his camera, they didn't have the heart to tell him no
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
zack snyder: an-an-and then the guy! the guy kicks the other guy into the hole and he falls into the hole and then he- and then he's dead! zack's dad: there's a hole? zack: yeah! it's really big! zack's dad: [smiling and shaking his head] why is there a hole? zack: cuz umm... for the bodies!
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
seeing the sight of means to make ill deeds done and being like nah. no thank you.
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ignorant as hell to think that pelican couldn't eat a puppy if it wanted to. this person is just trying trying to stir up shit on the internet like so many other fucked up losers that have never known or loved a pelican
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
there is so much wrong in this photo that i am pretty sure bill just asked for an extra set of silverware and then did the placement himself to feel fancy
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
when i want to trick people into thinking i'm rich i just post bill's airplane steak
airplane steak
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i cant say i dont get it
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
cant believe you bailed on me, dude. we were standing on the edge of a precipice with our hair blown back; we were about to grasp something that just evaded us, and you and steve fucking bailed on me.
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
jousting with an AI: telling it that it is wrong so it apologizes and agrees with you
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
do... do you think they'd think i was cool?
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
do you think the first person to ever smoke a cigarette realized how cool they were being?
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
wow that's exactly the type of thing the CEO of a space company would say to continue to fool people into thinking his company was worth investing in, interesting!
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ok
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fed poets society @loadbearingposter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
all we wanted was a weird little guy but george lucas needed us to know that his wife was there to watch him die while she held their newborn babies
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