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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I'm finally going to cancel my cable tomorrow. The delay, the payola, why do I bother. #vmas
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AI description or some error in TiVo programming. Idk I need to ditch cable so bad.
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@alohacatss

if you’re hot, they’re hot. bring them inside

(image of an Ewok standing outside a door, probably wanting to come in)
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Sending thoughts and prayers to the new Olive Garden for their first Mother’s Day in town.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Good morning lovelies, enjoy a smile from this Pomeranian with a perfectly centered nose that makes it look like a one eyed alien.😉
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
@suttonfister.com @dragtrashly.com goodniiiiight!!!
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Won't you join me in my own private hell?
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My Favorite Podcast has a new arc! (Season? Era? Story?) i love everything rude tales has ever done.
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
@oppamilk.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/dragtrashly/...
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dragtrashly - Happy Bday Oppa!
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 26/02/2026
1. Numerous transgender people in Kansas are reporting that the state has sent them a letter demanding the immediate surrender of drivers licenses. Those driving could be arrested, charged, and see privileges revoked. Subscribe to support our journalism. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...
Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses
"The legislature did not include a grace period."
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FEB 25, 2026
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Kansas Sate Capitol // farzinvousoughian
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This is a wiiiild story!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2026
Kobe Bryant Mural Includes Graffitied Footnote About Eagle, Colorado
Kobe Bryant Mural Includes Graffitied Footnote About Eagle, Colorado
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’ve always been cool
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Now why on earth did my parents have 2 vinyl records of sound effects….
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm late but Fuck NBC (as usual) for not including Conan with the Tonight Show hosts in their stupid little ad.
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
nicki is a flop. period. forever and for always.
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
After the Glambot robot camera drama, I'm glad it got a job filming Gaga's performance tonight.
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kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
check her out she’s incredible
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Thank god for Antiques Roadshow.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Me apologizing to doctors in the ER on Sunday lmao
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles. Absolutely vile.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Horse eating spaghetti through the window sure why not.
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Barbs, if you're not done by now.....
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Stealworkers
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I don’t have Spotify and just get CDs, but this year I listened to Mayhem, Chappell Roan and a ton of Elton John. I think my Spotify age would be “old.”
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I trust AI websites!
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 12/11/2025
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I was shocked many times in a few seconds just now. 1-people still buy ring tones. 2-the number one ringtone is a racist Asian joke 3-it was released in August 2025 4-the maker, “DimSuk Wang” is prolific as hell
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Unicorn Riot @unicornriot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
🚨🚨 NEW: Body Cameras Show How Police Acted During Minneapolis’ Largest Mass Arrest Unicorn Riot is releasing the footage of 73 Minneapolis Police videos from the arrest of over 646 people the night after the 2020 elections. View the story, videos, & a curated media guide at our website. 🧵
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
There are so many large government planes flying over Kansas/oklahoma/Missouri right now, I’m getting paranoid conspiratorial feelings. Jets, giant stratotankers, Pegasus. I know they need to practice but it’s still weird seeing them with mysterious destinations.
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I really thought we'd see some White House construction debris on ebay by now. Maybe they're hoarding it all to sell later on.
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Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I see people saying "i ordered this for dinner" all the time, are they really ordering expensive ass 30 dollar delivery multiple times a week? HOW??
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
@chado.bsky.social
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
@deere.streamqueens.net @biqtchpuddin.bsky.social Biqtch asked for a clip and I clipped! www.twitch.tv/biqtchpuddin...
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BiqtchPuddin - Biqtch and Deere Clack
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I never thought I'd see Amy Sedaris at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show but...voila!
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Periodic reminder to ask your parents about old photos. I have no clue who this is or whats going on in these but I'd love to know!
A black and white photo taken over a wall covered in ivy. A man stands at a podium in front of a brick building giving a speech. A black and white photo of a girl standing knee deep in water sticking her tongue out, with her arms full of cloth.
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Another amazing Drag Show 5000 going on! www.twitch.tv/dragshow5000
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
@espesymone.com HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIEEEE! The #1 trasher!! #trashersunite
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
@chado.bsky.social @deere.streamqueens.net www.twitch.tv/deere/clip/S... look at the baby
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DEERE - Meow meow meow Leia
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Thanks for the memory, google photos.
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Queer Satanic @queersatanic.com · 02/10/2025
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Watching DragShow5000 on twitch is always amazing. Hard to explain, but amazing. www.twitch.tv/dragshow5000
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I think my #FatBear is Grazer. But it is a real challenge to choose.
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Liz @lizecctv.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I love how you can see the Drag Race group in the audience #emmys
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