gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 3hmy cum smells good and when i pee after i cum my pee smells like cum so my pee smells good 020
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 5hWow my insect killing concoction is really good at killing insects. It's just a 70% alcohol solution with some dish soap, but it destroyed aphids and mealybugs and ants, which I've never been able to get rid of before 100
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 29/09/2026It's so cool when programming feels like pulling teeth (that's what doing anything in C/C++ is like) 041
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 28/09/2026fuuuuuck i have to go to my boss's husband's going away get together after work tomorrow and there's going to be a ton of people and i don't know any of them. i hate society 000
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 28/09/2026had a genuine "cat walks across the keyboard and sends gibberish messages to the group chat" moment at work today 051
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 28/09/2026I should make a cross platform bluesky client app in C++. And by a cross platform app I mean two native apps, one using the Win32 API and one using whatever's popular on Linux. And by two native apps I mean at most one app since I'll probably get stuck quickly, but I want to see how far I can get 120
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 27/09/2026they were literally so rightnews.ycombinator.comI have a few qualms with this app: 1. For a Linux user, you can already build su... | Hacker News 220
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 27/09/2026utterly defeated by soil today. i had two big pots where i wanted to put some cactus cuttings, but i realized that even after adding a ton of coarse material there was a muddy component that always sinks to the bottom and forms a plug so the water can't drain (which is bad for cactuses). i'm useless 220
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 27/09/2026jerking off to the picture in the wiktionary entry on the word "arm" 240
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 27/09/2026i love that paul frazee post that was like if you don't use ai for programming you are delusional. not even "if you don't think ai is better at it than you" (and I will concede this point), merely not using it makes you delusional 050
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 27/09/2026got obsessed with programming again and barely had anything to eat today 😵💫 020
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 25/09/2026i'm not actually depressed, it was just time for my triannual hobby rotation where i lose interest in the three activities i enjoyed doing the last few months and i get randomly assigned three new ones from a pool of 9 100
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 25/09/2026Going to the gym today even though I wasn't planning to because I'm ugly, because the neighbors came to visit and I didn't want to stay any more because I feel weird and stupid 110
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 24/09/2026I will literally never use access modifiers properly. everything has the default no modifier level unless the compiler complains in which case it becomes public. they are simply a completely useless construct 120
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 22/09/2026I can't even find a continuous map from a locally compact space whose image is not locally compact after thinking about it for 5 whole minutes. I'm washed 000
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 21/09/2026i used to make fun of people for it but my feed really did get a whole lot better after i decided to start blocking accounts that talk about AI on sight 170
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 21/09/2026me if i was a waiter at a seafood restaurant: "enjoy the clams!" 030
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 20/09/2026i didn't mean to do it but i have trained my youtube algorithm to show me vids like this now 240
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 20/09/2026This search engine I've been using for a year added Anubis because of scraper bots and for the past month every request has a 50/50 chance of either taking a full minute to load or hanging forever. Actually at this point it's more like a 90% chance of hanging. I want my open internet back 120
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 20/09/2026this game is extremely cool... if you're a NERD!!store.steampowered.comThe Message from Deep Space on SteamMission: Translate an interstellar message, using the universal languages of math & science. 130
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 19/09/2026oh my fucking god i grabbed a glass to drink some water but i blew into it first because it was dusty, and there was a lentil inside and it shot up right into my eye and i couldn't get it out, that was terrifying 110
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 18/09/2026I can't even prove Banach's fixed point theorem I'm such a gay fucking chud 260
Reposted by gppA Shade @a-shade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There lies the bottomless abyss. The right place for my soul. ... I could end my longing right here. 011
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 17/09/2026saw someone in the comments of a celeste video call a grandmaster level map "extremely accessible". some of evidence they provided was that 100 people in the world have completed it (that's supposed to be a lot). please touch grass 110
Reposted by gpptef @tef.bsky.social · 17/09/2026technically it's only a sex cult if your position within the cult determines who you're allowed or forced to have sex with, otherwise it's just a regular american death cult with horny people in it 15914
Reposted by gppvortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 17/09/2026I think people aren't prepared for the in-group social associations that have driven this place since before the first influx of beta users and still do to this day 2192
Reposted by gppfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2025trans guy who believes in conspiracy theories: sigh... i wish my chest was flat, like the Earth... 06917
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 17/09/2026My boss who I get along with extremely well just told me she has a gay younger brother lmfao 030
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 16/09/2026white people when there's metroidbrainia with layers of hidden secrets and ARG elements at the function 171
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 16/09/2026Sometimes I post "i'm stinky" even when I'm not actually stinky 240
gpp @lizard.gpp.garden · 16/09/2026I thought about having sex and i immediately got an anxiety stomach ache like I get before an exam or a job interview 220
