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Anti-capitalist manifestos, chorizo news, and generally substandard #LFC twaddle. Passing time until the heat death of the universe. liverpooloffside.sbnation.com

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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We scored lots of goals and won (I mean, probably?) but still gave Iraola lots of dumb shit to yell at the players for so???
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Mari Murphy @marimurphy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thank you.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
frog legs and foie gras for my men, we ride at dawn
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And now you're gonna believe us we're going to win the (Austrian Bundes)league(a)
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me: It's only LASK calm down lads. Also me: ,,,la,fdk.akfka.kffq!!!!!
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
MAKE ARAUJO PERMANENT
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Decent start, here. More of that from Wirtz would be nice, too.
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Ronald T. Sleazebag @terrencedoyle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kinda feel like the PL is gonna crumble under all of this. No one watches soccer for kayfabe. We have wrestling for that. At this point, the league is a soap opera. No longer a sporting concern. Zero legitimacy.
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
these commentators lmao
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And yet!
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man City were on just 0.15 xG and 4 shots in total before the red card.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 11/10/2026
As disappointed as I am, this is probably the perfect result to sum up the sorry state of the Premier League as it stands. We’re watching a sham. The cheats still prosper.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You'd think after the past week the PGMOL would go out of its way to avoid even the appearance of potential corruption and yet here we are.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
£900B of financial doping and still need the referee in their pocket to win.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I couldn't be a professional footballer because I would probably punch Chris Kavanaugh in the back of the head at this point.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't even know what the point of the Premier League is sometimes. Just a perfect fucking grace note on City being found guilty that one of the league's shitheel refs gifts them a man advantage like seriously why even bother showing up when it's this fucking bent.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's soft as shit check if Chucklefuck Kavanaugh reffed in Abu Dhabi over the break.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sure, okay, why not.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Better from Barcola, there. Nearly for Koumas. Let's go.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gravy rolling back the years all the way to 2024 here.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Commence Operation Handbags
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ronald Araujo knows the assignment. Or he might just be Uruguayan. One or the other.
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 11/10/2026
you'd have to say man city have put out a stronger eleven on paper. wonder how they managed to do that.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The extent of City’s cheating may never be fully known, but @80couches.bsky.social checked the receipts—they say it cost clubs at least £2B. liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...
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Manchester City’s Cheating Cost English Clubs Over £2 Billion
The extent of City’s cheating may never be fully known, but we checked the receipts—they say it cost clubs at least £2B.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The closest comparable in sports is Lance Armstrong and we should be framing City's shameless, open-secret, industrial-scale cheating (and what suitable punishment would look like) by explicitly linking the two as often as possible imo
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Or does. That doesn't should read does whatever it probably doesn't matter.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hopefully this doesn't mean Gio has absorbed Conor's ability to explosively slide tackle Kylian Mbappe and not his ability to always be injured 🤞 liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...
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Leoni and Bradley Bond Over Long Way Back from Injury
Did we just become best friends?
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's kinda funny that in almost any other international break this would end up the big story everyone was talking about but we have City and Ronaldo just front and centre dominating every footy news cycle.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A Liverpool player getting involved in an international incident was not on my bingo card for this international break (thanks, dad!) liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...
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Milos Kerkez’ Father Gets Son Added to Enemies of Ukraine List
Sometimes you have to wonder what people are thinking (and the answer is usually that they aren’t)
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is going to be nowhere to hide for Man City as the world watches next Sunday—and Liverpool’s Kop will know their mission. liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/odds-and-end...
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Liverpool’s Kop: Banners Chants History and YNWA
There is going to be nowhere to hide for Man City as the world watches next Sunday and Liverpool’s Kop know the mission.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Carragher Calls for “Three to Five Year” Punishment for Manchester City liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...
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Carragher Calls for “Three to Five Year” Punishment for Manchester City
According to the Sky pundit and former Red, an 80-100 point deduction for City this season wouldn’t be enough.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
From a desperately thin looking center-back situation in the summer things have certainly improved. liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...
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In Liverpool’s Defense: Giovanni Leoni Back And The Virgil Van Dijk Question
From a desperately thin looking center-back situation in the summer things have certainly improved.
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Bodie_LFC @weebuns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Recommended reading! 👏👏👏
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh hey so @80couches.bsky.social went and read the full Disciplinary Commission report on how they think Manchester City are guilty AF so you don’t have to. liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...
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Breaking Down the Disciplinary Commission Report on Man City
I read the full Disciplinary Commission report on how they think Manchester City are guilty AF so you don’t have to.
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Zach Marx @80couches.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t offer share my ramblings on here, but I had a few things to say about Manchester City. It’s time to start holding the rich and powerful accountable for their crimes, and we can start with City. liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...
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Manchester City Punishment Must Include Being Expelled from EPL and EFL
City have knowingly caused incalculable harm throughout the English football pyramid and need to be punished accordingly.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bad news on the Harvey Elliott front. liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...
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Valencia Reportedly Unhappy with Harvey Elliott’s Fitness
Elliott is Valencia’s third-highest paid player and the Spanish club don’t believe he is yet match fit.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Make Araujo Permanent liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...
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Liverpool’s Loanee Ronald Araujo: “I’m Experiencing The Best Version Of My Career”
Ronald ‘Big Ron’ Araujo is quickly becoming a cult hero of Liverpool’s 26/27 season.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Nice Guys dropped when Szobo was 15 and he's watched it at least once a month ever since (which, you know, fair it's a fucking great movie)
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Andoni Iraola Reflects on Slow Start and Overcoming Bournemouth liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...
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Andoni Iraola Reflects on Slow Start and Overcoming Bournemouth
Liverpool struggled at the start of it but by the end were deserved 1-0 winners over Bournemouth.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bournemouth 0, Liverpool 1 - Match Recap: We Need Scrappy Wins (We Got a Scrappy Win) liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/liverpool-fc...
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Bournemouth 0, Liverpool 1 - Match Recap: We Need Scrappy Wins
A look back at the key moments in Liverpool’s smash and grab win over Bournemouth in Premier League action.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And breathe. Not a great first half but some good adjustments and were the better side second half. 1-0 and onwards to three weeks (three weeks!) of no club football what the fuck.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Less nervy than I expected since getting that goal let's not slip up now, lads.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Right, like I don't really think he's a six but if he wants to be a box to box eight in this system he still needs to put in the effort on that side and... he hasn't been.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Clear message that Gravy needs to stop slacking on the defensive side.
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 20/09/2026
The first half was fine for an away. It looks a lot better when you do that early in the second though.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This half could have been an email
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Josh Kail @thatjoshkail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wirtz and Kerkez is like an entire side of the field filled with regret
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I always forget how much I hate the camera angles at Bournemouth not sure how you could be a fan of a club that makes you watch like this 20-odd times a year.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The problem with judging Wirtz as a random player we happen to have without taking fee into account is at that point you'd pick him as one of the places we need to get better it's only the fact he cost £125M that'd make you think can be a long-term difference maker.
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The Liverpool Offside @liverpooloffside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I guess it'd be a place to stick AFCoN (and winter World Cups. A six week summer break and a six week winter break and a split season. Or we could cut back on a few games (never gonna happen)
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