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Lisa B

@litker.eurosky.social
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🇦🇺🇩🇪 Teacher of English in Germany Crafty word nerd #insulin4all

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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
I'd like to offer help but I don't know what to do either! My usual catchphrase is that I can't help them with an empty page - come to me with a plan or a mindmap and we can go from there. If they're not doing the reading or the scaffolding what more can we do?
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Maital @maital.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Buffy Spike
Alt: Spike for Buffy saying "Out for a walk. Bitch." when she asks him what he's doing in 5 words or less.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you so much!! This looks amazing.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Oooooo - are you able to share the recipe, please?
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks for the heads up, I have migrated too!
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Unite Against Book Bans @uabookbans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Banned Books Week starts today! This year’s theme is: #LetBooksBe What do you think books should be? Share your answer in the comments: ✨ Let Books Be Free 🎉 Let Books Be Fun 🌎 Let Books Be Diverse 💡 Let Books Be Thought-Provoking ❤️ Let Books Be Themselves
Drawn image of a woman reading, surrounded by books, birds, flowers, clouds, vines, stars. Text reades: Protect the Freedom to Read - Let Books Be - Banned Books Week, Oct. 4-10, 2026. American Library Association. ala.org/bbooks
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
This is beautiful!
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Different to sports, but my Mum (who was learning through her second language) brought home a test that she had got 97% on. Her Dad asked what happened to the other 3% 🤯 she never shared another achievement with him, not even when she got a university degree in her forties.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Sending my condolences ❤️ I am glad she went peacefully and is being farewelled respectfully.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
New team. Long story.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
It has been an absolute nightmare.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
I love my job and I absolutely believe in the system I am teaching in. The kids are incredible and my colleagues are for the most part amazing. I hope the school's reputation can recover from this... And that the goodwill and trust can also be rebuilt.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
I have known for a while that schools run largely on goodwill. Goodwill and trust take a long time to build up but can be broken down pretty quickly. We were offered drinks and a formal apology at break this morning, and a promise that they would take measures to stop this happening again.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Kids couldn't make it to extra curricular activities on time. We made it work as much as possible, helping each other out. Teacher solidarity! It was tough. What made it really bad, though, was unclear communication from management, and (until this week) unwillingness to take accountability.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
While my second timetable was okay, my kids' were atrocious and especially with A's blood sugar we could graphically SEE the physical strain of the long days and frequent movement. Colleagues with small kids had to scurry to figure out childcare arrangements because they had to work til 17.00.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
...have to get used to a new teacher. And I will have some new faces and names to learn as well. I have to find new times for the three students with special learning needs who I support once a week. I have to email A's new teachers with info about her T1D. It has been such a disruptive start.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Advised on Wednesday that we would get new timetables today, to go into effect from Monday. It's quite a bit better - no period 10 and there are far fewer lessons on Friday afternoons. I will have some new kids in my S1L2 class - kids who have only just got the hang of my expectations will now...
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Sudden reshuffle and a second provisional timetable from 15 September (it started mid-week, so some courses had extra lessons that week, some had fewer or none). No period 10 on Fridays or for years 1-3 (grades 6-8). Still had big gaps in the middle of the day. Promised new timetables by mid-term.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
We started school September 1 with THE WORST timetables ever. I am not kidding. First years (11 years old) last thing on a Friday (they used to finish 12.40 Fri). Sudden imposition of Period 10 (16.05-16.50). Huge gaps in the middle of the day for kids from all year levels. It was an absolute mess.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
YEAH, DANIEL
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
And you can ✨switch off✨ when Feierabend arrives!
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
As parent to a T1D kid this is heartbreaking. Why would you want your kids to suffer like that?
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i cannot think of anything more directly forbidden by the teachings of the roman catholic church than what the catholic supreme court justices did today
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Liz Anderson @lizanderson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s the end of September. Haven’t had much time for #mudlarking this month but here are nine sweet finds spotted over the last few weeks. From the top, left to right: • corner piece from a Medieval Penn tile featuring fleur-de-lis pattern ⚜️ • limestone marble, possibly from Salzburg 17th/18thC 1/
Nine finds from September on the Thames Foreshore. From the top, left to right - a corner of a medieval floor tile showing a fleur-de-lis pattern, a limestone marble from Salzburg (late 17th/18thC), a clay pipe bowl showing a 16thC man dressed in headgear from that era, the pipe made by Gambier of Paris.
Middle row - a green glass duck, a handful of handmade 14th to 18thC dress pins, a blue on white Transferware sherd showing a waterman in a boat.
Bottom row - a child’s lead toy car toy, a sherd of blue & manganese Westerwald grey stoneware pottery, a piece of black flint showing a fossilised bivalve shell.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
A's birthday party today - escape room + cake! (Yes her birthday was over a month ago, but her friends are always away on summer holidays... Also I am very disorganised)
Close up of a cake, sloppily frosted with blue lemon buttercream. It has some sprinkles and small Hatsune Miku figurines on it.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
That's wonderful - best wishes to all!!
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 26/09/2026
Folks are bragging that they've gotten the new Meta Glasses ADA-qualified as hearing aids so you cannot legally keep them from restrooms or locker rooms. But if hearing aid with pervert cam is ok what about: Wheelchairs with car-crushing monster truck wheels? Guide dog with a gatling gun?
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
That's appalling.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
Same deal as with all those men in the Pelicot case. Not a single person in that group chat thought, "this is wrong, I should notify the police"?
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Dave Rudden's off to Fantasycon! @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'
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Annette Dittert @annettedittert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This was quite the suprise. Ich freue mich sehr, gemeinsam mit zwanzig anderen tollen Menschen das Bundesverdienstkreuz zu erhalten. I am delighted to be receiving the Federal Cross of Merit on German Unity Day, alongside twenty other wonderful people. Dankeschön. It's an honour.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
Eek - I hope all is well ❤️‍🩹
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
It has been a complete dumpster fire. Kids are great, colleagues are great... Organisation... has been lacking to say the least.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Return to school is going swimmingly. Why do you ask?!
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
AAHHHHHHHHH
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
I think mine is really straightforward - I had all the documents and tick multiple boxes in terms of eligibility... What are they waiting for?!
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
My husband and kids are already DE citizens. I still needed my husband's work confirmation and Rentenversicherung Info!!
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
This was my list.
A screenshot of a PDF document of the requirements for a German citizenship application.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
They said in July 2024 it would be 8-12 months. I had to get confirmation from work, and the office was closed for the summer (school) so by the time I got that in September, the expected time had blown out to 18-24 months. When I renewed my Aufenthaltstitel they said it wouldn't be too much longer.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
🤢
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
Two years today.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
😂 It'll be FINE, just give them a little nudge with the oar and she'll be right, mate!
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
#EduSky - any teachers with arthritis in their hands (or really, anyone with arthritis who has to write or use fine motor skills) - what works for you in terms of manual marking and note taking? I've only recently been diagnosed and am noticing it is worse this school year.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
I think she'd be surprised, because she thought she'd be an actor or diplomat. But I could show her how much theatre and diplomacy is involved in teaching 😁 she'd be PISSED that I was no longer using Chinese and had to learn German in the meantime. She'd be thrilled to be living in Europe.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
I honestly couldn't even get past the heading. This is marketing material that was sent to me as the coordinator for English language at my school - not a great first impression. It has gone straight in the recycling bin.
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026
*eye twitches*
A picture of a (mostly) German language brochure for English teaching resources. The heading is "Sind Sie ready to teach?"
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Lisa B @litker.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey, it didn't explode out of the pan and ooze into the oven. I have stories.
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's eight years tomorrow since we posted on Twitter that Sting had been in to return his books.
A shelf on the book return trolley. The titles of the five books are Every Breath You Take, Every Move You Make, The Bonds That Break, Every Step You Take and I Am Watching You.
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