Reposted by @lithiumess.bsky.social
🦌 as a dad: only will give you 💰 after a lecture and in exchange for arduous chores, will throw down 🥊💥, good advice, out of pocket dad jokes
🍎 as a dad: ask this one for 💰: it will always be yes and whatever amount you desire, a ghost you have to hunt down, best hugs, goofy and relentless dad puns
