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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Alternate reality where Mike Lindell was a communist: "That's why I invented OUR Pillow"

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

At least Mike Lindell has a pillow to cry into

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

REPORT: American swing state voters uncertain whether to vote for imperfect moderately okay candidate or diarrhea lettuce white nationalist technofacist

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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

You was in the backrooms without clarity of purpose

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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

THE ACKROOMS

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell today and he said AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT FUCK IT'S SO HOT THE FLAMES AHHHHHHHGHGHGGG

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Other than library books, trans people, gay, black or female characters in any media, vaccines, the very existence of soy as a thing which can optionally be purchased, wind turbines, drag queens that they will never actually see and pronouns conservatives don't get triggered about anything really

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Millennials: "Rawr means I love you in dinosaur" "Epic bacon!!1!!!11!1one!" *literally gets mustache tattooed on index finger* Also millennials: "OMG it's so stupid how kids say 67"

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

All that bruising and bad hand makeup is where Trump has been having to cover up his MS-13 tattoo

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

People will play Pokemon and then not believe in evolution

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Please never ask me to normalize anything I don't know how

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Tifa will always be my #1 bad bitch because in a game where you were fighting monsters and demigods she was like I'm just gonna try punching it in the mouth

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

"Superman is woke now" yeah a two hour feature film where Superman just flies around picking up Mexicans and putting them in American Auschwitz would fucking suck ass lmao

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

They would never ask him this, it has nothing to do with Israel

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

People really just don't have the hubris to challenge the gods like they used to

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Going outside like damn this is really what it feels like when the wizard doesn't ask how big the room is huh

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

"So anyway a Jedi could never be constipated right because they could always use the Force to just open things up down there." Uber driver: "we've been at your destination for 15 minutes please get out"

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Hotel room thermostat set to 71: sweltering, humid, like eating Swamp Thing's ass Hotel room thermostat set to 70: frostbite, instantly

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Zoomers will never understand how cathartic it was before cell phones and you could just slam the phone down to angrily hang up on someone

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

If I was a noodle I like to think I'd be one of the fancier more sophisticated noodles like a fusilli or something but deep down I know I'm just a spaghetti

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Death is one of the 7 or 8 worst things that could happen to a person

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

If Trump and Elon couldn't make it work what chance do any of us have 💔

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Grown ass men really sit down on the Internet and have one tab open about being an alpha male and one tab open about THIS ACTUAL CHILD MINOR IS NOT HOT ENOUGH AND IT MAKES ME MAD

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

RFK Jr taking the vaccines from your body and replacing it with beef tallow:

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

AI literally can't do worse than the people making the drive through now

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

"Consumer confidence is at an all time low" is literally just "the vibes are off" for economists

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Actually that guy really did have MS-13 tattooed on his knuckles he just had them tattoo it so it looked like Photoshop, IDIOT

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Nah give me that cajun grill general tso's chicken

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

The food court really is the greatest loss that online shopping took from us

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

It's so odd that "vote for me, I love the guy threatening to financial devastate or perform a military invasion of our country (which I am trying to become in charge of), god bless America" wasn't a winning message in Canada, they truly are strange people.

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

To buy fresh produce knowing it's going to go bad before you use it is to be both prophet and victim of prophecy

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

FINALLY, things have been so really good lately

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

*takes drag off cigarette* "They call me the 'Cookie Monster,' but am I monster that loves cookies as a man does, or a man who becomes a monster in the presence of cookies?"

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

I've been @ ing CNN about this, I'm sure they've blocked me by now

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

This nightmare could’ve been avoided if RFK Jr had been elected president 😞

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

BREAKING: USA orders five billion pizzas to be delivered to Xi's front door, orders using "cash paid to delivery driver" option. Here's how the markets are reacting.

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Chris is not actually a robot @literallyarobot.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

God thank you so much for finally calling out the fact that calling this an "accidental deportation" is at BEST negligence in the media and more realistically compliance.

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