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ok but what if the toasters we found along the way were vegetables this entire time? • Vienna, AT, 28 • literal.plus

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Lit @literal.plus · 01/10/2026
print is the future 👍
photo of the first print issue of the Die Tagespresse satire newspaper. showing an article about how expensive billa is.
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Lit @literal.plus · 30/09/2026
wow apparently YouTube switched on auto-dubbing on my TV again, why are you like this.
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Lit @literal.plus · 30/09/2026
it's not like I hadn't been suspecting this since 2018 but never did anything about it
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Lit @literal.plus · 30/09/2026
prev: stacked bag organised with multiple tote bags, LIFO queue, no compartments new: brand gym bag with two compartments, sideloader instead of top, separate shoe compartment, etc.
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Lit @literal.plus · 30/09/2026
at frisbee training, I've always been the person who takes forever to get ready and unready turns out the issue actually WAS the bag I had been using! (and not (only) my incompetence)
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Lit @literal.plus · 27/09/2026
conspiracy theory: the MA48 is secretly also responsible for Aperol (because orange branding, get it)
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Lit @literal.plus · 25/09/2026
additional benefit: upgrade to our premium version 'tayloas' and have it be more obviously pronounceable
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Lit @literal.plus · 25/09/2026
idk why people write 'tloasg' imo 'tloas' rolls off the tongue so much easier, it's more lightweight, super aerodynamic, and also doesn't cross below the baseline. pretty based if u ask me
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Lit @literal.plus · 20/09/2026
there is a global epidemic going on rn, and it's accidentally putting in the sodastream sirup before carbonising 1 like = 1 awareness
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Lit @literal.plus · 11/09/2026
ooh that's actually interesting, danke hehe (maybe someone HACKED it)
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Lit @literal.plus · 11/09/2026
uhh should that so. hopefully nothing important?
photo of the connecting part between two cars of Vienna tram type ULF. a huge serial connector is poking out of the insulation on the ceiling.
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Lit @literal.plus · 05/09/2026
nicht zwei Stunden unterwegs sein is eine gewisse implizite Nebenbedingung, aber Bratislava bin i gern mal wieder dabei! machma das gern mal
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Lit @literal.plus · 05/09/2026
boah das is immer so frustrierend wenn die Bim direkt vor der Nase wegfahrt wegen so einem depperten Licht (Wien hat ein besonderes Talent dafür, dass dann nichtmal wirklich Autos da sind)
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Lit @literal.plus · 05/09/2026
yes maybe that would be smart, sadly a bit too far to take freezer stuff, but for produce it's sure an option
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Lit @literal.plus · 05/09/2026
ah wait, so this is why people go to other countries during their vacation. now this makes sense
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Lit @literal.plus · 05/09/2026
I know this is wrong but I just wish I could have a break from stores being closed on Sundays - as a treat, during my vacation, so I don't have to stress as much :(
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Lit @literal.plus · 03/09/2026
update: it's back, we are so back (to never fully appreciating this service until the next time it gets cut)
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ionchy @ionchy.ca · 23/05/2026
start doing computer science <3
START DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE

* VARIABLES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES
* YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet STILL MORE TO CREATE
* Don't want to write code anyway? We have a field for you: It's called THEORY
* "Well typed programs don't go wrong." "Boolean satisfiability is NP-complete." "Every effectively calculable function is computable." — Statements dreamed up by the utterly inspired

LOOK at what computer scientists deserve your Respect for all this time, with all the circuits and computers we built for them
(This is REAL computer science, done by REAL computer scientists):

[graph of the ARPANET] the Internet
[photo of an FPGA] FPGAs
[screenshot of RocqIDE] proof assistants

They have given us beautiful tools
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Lit @literal.plus · 02/09/2026
update: brushing my teeth has used up half of my bathroom handwashing water. 300ml left with 5 hours to go. an emergency committee meeting will be called at 150ml, including the possibility of reallocating the 1.5 litres of drink-drinking water i have on the countertop
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Lit @literal.plus · 02/09/2026
hiii welcome to my vlog of a person whose water has been turned off since 8pm until tomorrow 6am
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Lit @literal.plus · 01/09/2026
e-control entered the chat (wenn du lustig sein willst, die sind actually sehr hilfreich, aber wrsl bist du eh nicht der einzige dems auffällt)
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Lit @literal.plus · 01/09/2026
sind wir uns sicher dass das legal ist 😅 like what
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Lit @literal.plus · 01/09/2026
😭😭😭😭 what has humanity come to, they are taking the most sacred (food)
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Lit @literal.plus · 01/09/2026
please have respect for the people who watch this for hours, thanks
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Lit @literal.plus · 01/09/2026
why is it that some people on tiktok deliver everything while screaming. especially if the content is interesting but it hurts my ears to watch
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Hirschi @eliashirschl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Petition alle österreichischen Städtenamen auf 4 Buchstaben zu reduzieren damit sie besser zusammen passen: Gibts bereits: Wien Graz Linz Wels Melk Hall Zell Ybbs Ried Weiz Vorschläge: Kitz Krem Tuln Salz Klag Inns Breg Eise Pölt Gmun Vöck Trau Stey Dorn Feld Amst Klos Schw Waid Leob Vill Blud
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Lit @literal.plus · 27/08/2026
hmmh - lg amos
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Lit @literal.plus · 11/08/2026
Perfekt, kann Wien dafür wärmstens empfehlen
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steven deobald @deobald.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this thread, printed to pdf, belongs in every home office printed as an a4. beside the license, also printed as an a4, for context.
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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 08/08/2026
to wax somewhat excessively philosophical, i do think that meaning requires effort and that one must devote one’s self to a craft to create beautiful things. this can look like it’s hard to square with the idea of “accessibility”, but i don’t think it has to be!
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Lit @literal.plus · 06/08/2026
"dear passengers, there will be a... i wanted to say short delay but it's better already. very unpleasant" god bless Vienna subway drivers ♥️
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Lit @literal.plus · 01/08/2026
"and the rust on your door"
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Lit @literal.plus · 31/07/2026
salt air,
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Lit @literal.plus · 25/07/2026
print the birds on the banknotes it's not that difficult. thanks
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Jakob-Moritz Eberl @jamoeberl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Designs B, H, I and, J are clearly superior. That said, what bothered me about the process is the voting system. It would have made much more sense to have this as a ranked voting system. Seeing all the designs first, then having to order them from best to worst.
ecb.europa.eu
All design proposals
The European Central Bank (ECB) is the central bank of the European Union countries which have adopted the euro. Our main task is to maintain price stability in the euro area and so preserve the purch...
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Lit @literal.plus · 12/07/2026
imagine if there were no traffic lights stopping pedestrians from reaching their trams in 30s instead of potentially 3min... the world would be a better place and I would've had time to grab a coffee 😢
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InfoSec @infosec.skyfleet.blue · 04/07/2026
I found North Korean (DPRK) malware hiding in my tailwind.config.js
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I found North Korean (DPRK) malware hiding in my tailwind.config.js
I almost closed the file without reading it. Three days later I was killing processes in production at 2am, rotating every credential I…
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Lit @literal.plus · 28/06/2026
Gutes Produkt, schnelle Lieferung, kann empfehlen 7/5 Sterne
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Lit @literal.plus · 28/06/2026
na, das ding musst direkt neben dem Fenster aufstellen, das stimmt. geht gut mit Balkon, ansonsten muss man sich halt streiten wegen der Fensteraufhängung (Baupolizei, Eigentümer) oder kreativ werden
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Lit @literal.plus · 27/06/2026
grad nicht verfügbar ist besser als Impossible ig
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Lit @literal.plus · 27/06/2026
portasplit is keine Option? Die sollte das Problem ja nicht haben
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Lit @literal.plus · 21/06/2026
wohl aus demselben Grund wieso die Sonnencreme bei uns so teuer ist 🙃
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
as someone who is pseudonymous i care about about my pseudonymous identity's reputation and credibility in ways that feel different than how I care about my personal wallet name reputation and credibility; it is, obviously, more constructed but not necessarily less valuable
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c t @whatulysses.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
can't argue with this.
screenshot from a pop-up window received after downloading Microsoft Office. It features a yellow triangle with an exclamation point and the text, "'Microsoft Teams' is damaged and can't be opened. You should move it to the Trash."
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Philomena Cunk with a speech bubble
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Lit @literal.plus · 13/06/2026
Just found out that ABBA existe en español open.spotify.com/album/1ZVour...
open.spotify.com
Gracias Por La Musica (Deluxe Edition) - Compilation by ABBA | Spotify
ABBA · compilation · 1980 · 15 songs
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Lit @literal.plus · 13/06/2026
seeing the ring road in Vienna closed for Pride, I'm thinking why don't we do this every weekend... people are having fun sitting on the street and all, tbh cars have all week to use it. give it back to the community!! this could be a social space
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Lit @literal.plus · 13/06/2026
yolo. wird scho passn
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Lit @literal.plus · 12/06/2026
yes Google ik you need to pay for the AI I never asked for but didn't you forget you JUST RECENTLY increased the YT Premium price?? please stop
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Nick Rempel @nrempel.com · 06/06/2026
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