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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 26/05/2026
If my eternal soul ends up stored as JSON I’m gonna be so mad
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
When your #ai agent takes down prod due to a bug in SKILLS.md, it’s the skill issue of the agent or your own? 🤔
skills.md
skills.md | API-based skills for agents
One API that gives any agent access to 200+ skills through the skills.md contract. Works with Codex, Claude, Gemini, Cursor, OpenCode, and any MCP host.
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Looking at the current state of software reliability, #vibecoding seems to only have good vibes for the devs, not so much so the users.
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A sufficiently thought out deployment of #sqlite is indistinguishable from “the usual prod databases”. - simplespuns 10th rule
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
There’s two kinds of developers: the ones who love #clojure and the ones that don’t know about it yet.
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Priyanka Bhalla @priyankabhalla.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Priyanka Bhalla priyankabhalla.substack.com?r=3ak796&utm...
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Priyanka Bhalla | Substack
SRE & platform engineer. I write about the patterns that repeat and the gaps that compound — from SLOs to Kubernetes configs. Practical over perfect. Click to read Priyanka Bhalla on Substack. Launche...
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Devoxx UK @devoxx.uk · 02/03/2026
JVM Secrets Think you know the platform? @lispyclouds.bsky.social and @anupriyajo.bsky.social ask: ‘Wait, the JVM does that?!’ 🤯 Don't miss the UK’s premier dev event at the Business Design Centre! 📅 6-7 May, 2026 🎟️ Grab your tickets: devoxx.co.uk
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Why have your own dreams and skills when you can help your employers and investors achieve theirs for the rest of your life.
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(λ. borkdude) @borkdude.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Babashka 1.12.215: Revenge of the TUIs blog.michielborkent.nl/babashka-1.1... One of the most exciting babashka release thus far! (If you encounter the blog post link on HN, please upvote it (please don't share a direct HN link as this is penalized by HN's algorithm). Thank you!) #clojure #babashka
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
When you’re the last one unwilling to accept #rust as the lord and saviour
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It seems people don’t know basic things about databases because they’re acidic?
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The irony here, specially if you’re a #clojure programmer
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Jason Fowler @jsnfwlr.com · 10/02/2026
This is what I am seeing across the market "Use AI to get more done, so the company can deliver faster with less added expense." And "Since its the AI tools delivering the increase in performance, no raises"
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 07/02/2026
Given the current trajectory, a job in the tech industry may eventually require the use of generative AI tools, no different than being forced to learn and use a computer, email, or coffee maker if it's determined to maximize profits. Unfortunately, quality takes a back seat to profit.
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Why was Redis not in the Epstein files? Because it runs in-memory.
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 03/02/2026
Let's build a technology so powerful it can end civilization, but don't worry, we'll run it in a sandbox we vibe coded so it can't read your email.
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 01/02/2026
I'm still writing code the hard way. I'm slow. I like to think critically about every line of code and fiddle with variable names until everything looks right. I treat code as a liability and try to ship only what's necessary. It's hard to imagine writing code any other way.
JetBrains GoLand IDE showing sqlite3 bindings written in Go.
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Brendon 🐻🌪️❄ @brendonme.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is why you can't afford RAM anymore
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s called ‘vs code’ because the code is an enemy you are fighting
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15/01/2026
They hate us so much but we love each other more
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Climate, the little #golang lib that lets you bootstrap your CLIs with OpenAPI specs allowing spec-first practices and servers influencing CLIs, now supports urfave/cli alongside Cobra and some perf improvements too! Feedback welcome! github.com/lispyclouds/...
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GitHub - lispyclouds/climate: The sidekick for your CLIs powered by OpenAPI
The sidekick for your CLIs powered by OpenAPI. Contribute to lispyclouds/climate development by creating an account on GitHub.
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Being vegan in 2026: don’t use AI.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 12/12/2025
We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" Well we have corollary:
Image of Shax from Star Trek Lower Decks with the words "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice"
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Computers are Garbage In Garbage Out and Computer Science is to do that as efficiently as possible.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/08/2025
Technically a Caesar cipher is military-grade encryption. They don’t mention *which* military
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
People need at least nlog(n) steps to get to where I am, because my life is sorted.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 17/06/2025
MPs vote to decriminalise abortion in step forward for reproductive rights
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MPs vote to decriminalise abortion in step forward for reproductive rights
Amendment to crime and policing bill will change law to end prosecution of women who terminate pregnancies * UK politics live – latest updates British MPs have voted to decriminalise abortion, marking the biggest step forward in reproductive rights in almost 60 years. In an amendment to the government’s crime and policing bill, parliament voted to change the criminal laws that govern abortion in England and Wales so that women procuring their own termination outside the legal framework cannot be prosecuted. Continue reading...
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
#booksky
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
talking about pointfree #clojure is pointless with your mom
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
If your programming language needs a “best practices” guide, it may not be the “best language” after all.
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
What did the #clojure program told the JVM when their eyes locked for the first time? Host me maybe?
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Proof that all objects are #quantum
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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 13/03/2025
FRIDAY - MARCH 14, 2025 Mercury Goes into Retrograde This occurs three or four times per year. Just often enough to blame the planet instead of yourself when things go wrong in your life.
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 13/03/2025
Choosing Languages steveklabnik.com/writing/choo...
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Choosing Languages
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
When the #clojure finally hits:
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Very grateful today to all the women who shaped my life and perspectives. Happy #womensday to all! 🫡💪
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
There are no general purpose programming languages. If that was true all we needed was a tape and a read write head.
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
An abstraction that needs escape hatches isn’t flexible, it’s probably not useful.
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 18/02/2025
They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The #clojure REPL is truly the Mother Of All REPLs and I for one truly want MOAR of it!
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Here is a write up that I did building @golang.org CLIs keeping OpenAPI and users at the centre: zuplo.com/blog/2025/02... Hopefully it’s helpful and thought provoking for others! #golang #openapi #swagger
zuplo.com
Generate a CLI from your REST API with Climate | Zuplo Blog
Learn how to generate a full Go CLI from your REST API using OpenAPI and Climate.
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
New release of: github.com/lispyclouds/... This release adds: - Support for composite schemas like allOf and anyOf - Improved performance with reworked protocol based dispatch - More schema support like enums, byte arrays and binary schemas Happy routing! 😄 #clojure #reitit
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GitHub - lispyclouds/navi: A tiny, data-driven library converting OpenAPI spec to Reitit routes.
A tiny, data-driven library converting OpenAPI spec to Reitit routes. - lispyclouds/navi
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Can #clojure devs design supermarkets too? Breaking the existing layouts of the same items is as bad as breaking and API for me!
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
That is the question
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Willman Duffy @willmanduffy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
It’s so funny that GitHub has a sub-section in their Settings page called “Developer Settings” My dude these are all developer settings
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
With great simplicity, comes great responsibility.
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lispyclouds @lispyclouds.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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