Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I want to make this into cards to hand out to offenders 080
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When you go to the Jersey Shore but the forecast calls for rain and wind 040
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I saw the news and was like Wait, we know this, don’t we?! 080
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My 50+year streak of never breaking a bone has ended. Lou is protecting me from further injuring myself 180
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Lou has kennel cough (yes he has been vaccinated and he is totally fine except for the goose honking noise he makes periodically) and he can’t go to daycare for two weeks while he is on meds and he’s not happy about this. 280
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Wait, what? Are we entering a new golden age of politician hiding? 270
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Lou’s daycare took this photo and I think it’s my new upside down face emoji 050
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Lou is super excited about Sarah Hepola’s new book! 050
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Hoping @mayor.nyc.gov is about to roll a few of these babies out for the heat dome 0102
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Super excited to work with @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social @cates.bsky.social and the rest of the @garbageday.email team! Thanks @status.news for calling me a splashy hire! www.status.news/p/new-york-t... 181116
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Lou reacting to Trump at MSG for the Knicks game tonight 1170
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Really enjoyed the eleventy thousand stories about how Republicans were finally standing up to Trump. I imagine Collins is saying “suckers!” In this photo 0156
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Love that that the company that refuses to cover medication that my doctor prescribed, signs their emails like this 050
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I never want to hear about turnstile jumping or the “need”to put products behind locked glass at CVS ever again. 13710
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The daily “Should You Be Worried About Hantavirus? …What About Now?” explainers are getting intense 030
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Pretty much every day, sometime between 4pm and 7, when I am home, the dogs go cuckoo. This is once they wear themselves out. (Not pictured: more toys on the floor) 040
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026If you don’t watch The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins you are missing out on hilarious bits like 1100
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 01/05/2026There’s a few of these small guys and this is what regularly happens. You can walk blocks and blocks and blocks without seeing a public bin. 120
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Has @washingtonpost.com been doing micropayments for awhile and I missed it (entirely possible!) or is this new 110
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Sometimes the world is so overwhelming that I need to lie down and take a nap. 31566
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Me and my crew of unemployed journalists reacting to reporters who let AI report and write for them 1257
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate! @mets.com #LGM 080
Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Yesterday was Lou’s one-year adoption anniversary! 2533