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Lisa Tozzi

@lisatozzi.bsky.social
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Everything’s going to be just fine. Now go upstairs, pack your bags. We're going to begin a new life under the sea I sometimes write things: www.theguardian.com/music/2026/jul/… Signal: @lisatozzi.44

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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want to make this into cards to hand out to offenders
For the love of God Please Put on Headphones and there is a guy on phone and using a bullhorn and woman covering her ears with headphones and her hands
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A typical day here @garbageday.email
Screenshot from a video that reads "Ryan started arguing about anime for a really long time"
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you go to the Jersey Shore but the forecast calls for rain and wind
Small brown and white dog staring at ceiling to the left is an iPad with NY1 on and Guy Brown doing the weather
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I saw the news and was like Wait, we know this, don’t we?!
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And racing stripe and lasers and and a cannon…
Trump Says His Contested Arch Would House Drones and Snipers
The president’s announcement on Sunday echoed his justification for the White House ballroom: that the project was necessary for national security.
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cool. Cool. Cool.
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is Lou’s WTF face
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
For your consideration
Small brown and white dog asleep with tongue out in a gray poof surrounded by toys
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I also LOL’d here
Cottle: Multimedia experience. All right. With that, I think we’re going to land this plane. Guys, always fun. We’ve solved it all. Although I do think we’re going to have to, like, do a “Return to Woke: Part 2” something in the future, so just brace for that.

Bouie: I would say that we don’t have to do that.

Cottle: Jamelle is a hard no. OK!

Bouie: I would say that there are more important things for us to talk about.

Cottle: All right, guys. Have a great week. Thanks.

French: Thank you, Michelle.

Bouie: Bye.
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My 50+year streak of never breaking a bone has ended. Lou is protecting me from further injuring myself
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lou has kennel cough (yes he has been vaccinated and he is totally fine except for the goose honking noise he makes periodically) and he can’t go to daycare for two weeks while he is on meds and he’s not happy about this.
Small brown and white dog lying down with head hiding under shelf
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Wait, what? Are we entering a new golden age of politician hiding?
President Trump hid in an airport catering container and was taken to a military jet for a secret flight out of country after the NATO summit last month.
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lou’s daycare took this photo and I think it’s my new upside down face emoji
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lou is super excited about Sarah Hepola’s new book!
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Every damn day
Mayor Quimby the corrupt politician from the Simpsons taking money from a bag with a dollar sign on it and putting in a briefcase. Or possibly the other way around.
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me watching all the All-Star Game pre-game crud
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Good news
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“Our journalists report the facts and advance the American public’s right to know how their government is operating and their taxpayer dollars are being used,” Mr. McCraw wrote. “This brazen act should be seen as nothing more than an attempt to prevent the public from knowing what is happening in their country by intimidating journalists from doing their jobs.”
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Next to hero @sulliview.bsky.social
Top promo bar on The Guardian app featuring Margaret Sullivan’s column “Why does JD Vance keep saying loony things” and story “Gen X punk legend da rage at menopause festival”
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hoping @mayor.nyc.gov is about to roll a few of these babies out for the heat dome
Mobile pool from the Simpsons Mobile pool w kids in it from The Simpsons
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Super excited to work with @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social @cates.bsky.social and the rest of the @garbageday.email team! Thanks @status.news for calling me a splashy hire! www.status.news/p/new-york-t...
Status Scoop: | Ryan Broderick’s Garbage Media is expanding with a splashy hire—tapping Lisa Tozzi as chief operating officer. Tozzi, the former Rolling Stone executive digital director and BuzzFeed News global news director, will help scale Garbage Day’s expanding slate of newsletters, podcasts, and live events. 
The outlet now reaches more than 100,000 newsletter readers and draws about 200,000 podcast downloads each month. 
Broderick told Status that Garbage Media expects to generate $1 million in revenue this year. “We’ve built a really solid creator business over the last few years, but we’ve been looking for someone who knows how to take all the different pieces and turn us into a proper digital media brand,” he said. “Lisa was our dream hire and we’re honored that she’s coming aboard.”
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Lou is so happy
Little broken and white dog that kind of resembles Jalen Brunson
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Small brown and white dog looking disheveled with his tongue out
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Lou reacting to Trump at MSG for the Knicks game tonight
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Really enjoyed the eleventy thousand stories about how Republicans were finally standing up to Trump. I imagine Collins is saying “suckers!” In this photo
Senator Susan Collins and a guy looking at his phone
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Lou’s ears crimp up when it’s humid or rainy
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I’m reading and Lou is helping
Small brown and white dog sleeping on white blanket
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lou is napping
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Love that that the company that refuses to cover medication that my doctor prescribed, signs their emails like this
From the heart,
Your CVS Caremark Team
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I never want to hear about turnstile jumping or the “need”to put products behind locked glass at CVS ever again.
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The daily “Should You Be Worried About Hantavirus? …What About Now?” explainers are getting intense
Scene from the Simpsons featuring Kent Brockman asking a professor “would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?”
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Pretty much every day, sometime between 4pm and 7, when I am home, the dogs go cuckoo. This is once they wear themselves out. (Not pictured: more toys on the floor)
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you don’t watch The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins you are missing out on hilarious bits like
Fake book cover called If The Earth Is Round Why Can’t I Dunk it by Kyrie Irving
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The most fun
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
There’s a few of these small guys and this is what regularly happens. You can walk blocks and blocks and blocks without seeing a public bin.
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
👀
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Mr. Burns and an actor dressed as Charles Darwin talking about a three eyed fish
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Has @washingtonpost.com been doing micropayments for awhile and I missed it (entirely possible!) or is this new
A subscription pop up window on a Washington Post articlc. Options are monthly or yearly subscriptions and an option to just buy that article for $2
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Total normal things happening
FBI director Kash Patel denies he is threat to national security
Agency chief threatens to sue US magazine over claims staff delayed briefings because he had been drinking
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Sometimes the world is so overwhelming that I need to lie down and take a nap.
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
We tired
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Goodnight
Small brown and white dog sleeping. His little paw is on a leg wearing green and blue checked flannel pants.
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think of this asshole every day
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Me and my crew of unemployed journalists reacting to reporters who let AI report and write for them
Scene from Simpsons with angry on of people with torches and pitchforks
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate! @mets.com #LGM
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Only good mail I get is @theonion.com
the onion newspaper
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Yesterday was Lou’s one-year adoption anniversary!
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