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Latte Sipping Lisa

@lisaroyal.bsky.social
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If dogs or garden dragons lead you here then welcome! To return to Microsoft/security make a left at the intersection of pizza & hot dogs toppings

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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 2h
Err STIRRED my coffee with a fork
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 2h
I’m not so sure the yelp reviews would agree. This morning I stored my coffee with a fork
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 2h
Proof of nap
Darby the one with fur lays in my blanket while Indy the cat-dog reclines on the back of the couch
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 12h
I already PAID someone else to drive to the store!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13h
I tried to order groceries and they forgot everything from the dairy section! We are out of cheese and coffee creamer. I’m barely surviving in these conditions!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13h
There’s 2 of them but they seem to always want the same one!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13h
The got hash browns when I got home from dropping Ned off at the train!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13h
That was exactly my point!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s Monday, hang in there!
Kell laying his green security pillow and clinging to side of the couch
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The inmates are running this asylum!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When people ask why we don’t have children, because this is the monster we raised
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Indy and I both love my Murakami and Hello Kitty haul from Japan. She said she just wants to lick them.
Indy trying to convince me that she just wants to play with Hello Kitty and the Murakami flowers bag charms and doesn’t plan to murder them.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Those jerks slept thru the whole night. It obvious I’m being hazed like a substitute teacher
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Traitors
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
She returned to the basket for another toy. Her head was wedged in there for so long I started to worry she couldn’t breath but she pulled out a chew bone from the very bottom
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The left shoe is just diabolical
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Simon Cowell Says "I Really Like You"
ALT: Simon Cowell Says "I Really Like You"
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In my final hours of solo parenting I vie for the “Favorite” title by tipping over the toy basket for Indy to find the toy with the perfect squeak to fluff ratio
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Croque Madame has to be one of the best brunch choices!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My Seattle anthem right now
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Garbage - I'm Only Happy When It Rains
ALT: Garbage - I'm Only Happy When It Rains
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“But you can rub me” - Darby
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did they? Because I WAS sitting to left of Darby
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saturday’s morning proof of naps
3 lazy orange dogs lounging on a couch. 2 of whom are using pillows for their heads.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes! He is so nosey. If there’s a window he’s monitoring from it
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He was valet parking his Maybach at an upscale shopping area.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Famous people Ned almost hit with a car or just famous people?
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love everything about this!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It maybe proppped up with stacks of Ned’s books. None of my books were harmed in this endeavor
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sometimes you need backup!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As requested proof of life” or should I say proof of sleeping?
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The double handles are a nice touch!!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
McGladys doesn’t approve of the the neighbors shenanigans
Kell propped on a pillow looking out the window glaring at the neighbor who dare to walk by
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That’s adorable!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She said she can neither confirm or deny who may have been with her
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If so she successfully snuck back in without getting caught
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I hope she was at least on beat!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Darby looks like she closed down the bar last night
Darby the orange dog has an ear on backwards, a bleh and squints into the camera. It’s not her best look.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Awww! Thank you!!!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Perfection!
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Absolutely Priceless
ALT: Absolutely Priceless
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I can only imagine what her Vegas residency rider would look like
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He will probably tell you no but he did. His bowl in behind me so I cut the video so no one felt sea sick 😂
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
She was a bit slow this time. I suspect because it was kibble and not treats. I should run some speed tests
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh she evaluates and then disregards the request as invalid
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Follow me for expert tips on “instantly” recalling your dog at midnight
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why is it always when the humans want to sleep?
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
She definitely has pretty priviledge
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Darby: Soooo still mad? (After needing a 45-minute brushing at midnight to remove all the grass seed pods stuck in her fur after her jaunt in the yard.)
Darby shows no remorse on her face. NONE!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’ve been looking for these!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I was thinking of you when I wrote it. Was going to put croissant but I hadn’t had coffee and didn’t want to worry about spelling it.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
She just can’t believe her life
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Continuing the “You’re not my dad” series featuring my muse Darby
Darby looks at me with the disdain reserved for a stale 2-day old donut
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