Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 2hI’m not so sure the yelp reviews would agree. This morning I stored my coffee with a fork 390
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 12hI already PAID someone else to drive to the store! 2171
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13hI tried to order groceries and they forgot everything from the dairy section! We are out of cheese and coffee creamer. I’m barely surviving in these conditions! 4300
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13hThere’s 2 of them but they seem to always want the same one! 150
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13hThe got hash browns when I got home from dropping Ned off at the train! 030
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When people ask why we don’t have children, because this is the monster we raised 9902
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Indy and I both love my Murakami and Hello Kitty haul from Japan. She said she just wants to lick them. 132087
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Those jerks slept thru the whole night. It obvious I’m being hazed like a substitute teacher 280
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026She returned to the basket for another toy. Her head was wedged in there for so long I started to worry she couldn’t breath but she pulled out a chew bone from the very bottom 0250
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The left shoe is just diabolicalstatic.klipy.comSimon Cowell Says "I Really Like You"ALT: Simon Cowell Says "I Really Like You" 1160
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In my final hours of solo parenting I vie for the “Favorite” title by tipping over the toy basket for Indy to find the toy with the perfect squeak to fluff ratio 1220811
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Croque Madame has to be one of the best brunch choices! 1100
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My Seattle anthem right nowstatic.klipy.comGarbage - I'm Only Happy When It RainsALT: Garbage - I'm Only Happy When It Rains 1250
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Did they? Because I WAS sitting to left of Darby 2120
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yes! He is so nosey. If there’s a window he’s monitoring from it 110
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026He was valet parking his Maybach at an upscale shopping area. 160
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Famous people Ned almost hit with a car or just famous people? 1271
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It maybe proppped up with stacks of Ned’s books. None of my books were harmed in this endeavor 2161
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026As requested proof of life” or should I say proof of sleeping? 202117
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026McGladys doesn’t approve of the the neighbors shenanigans 2128410
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026She said she can neither confirm or deny who may have been with her 1130
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If so she successfully snuck back in without getting caught 1160
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Darby looks like she closed down the bar last night 3193651
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Perfection!static.klipy.comAbsolutely PricelessALT: Absolutely Priceless 060
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I can only imagine what her Vegas residency rider would look like 1110
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026He will probably tell you no but he did. His bowl in behind me so I cut the video so no one felt sea sick 😂 0130
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026She was a bit slow this time. I suspect because it was kibble and not treats. I should run some speed tests 0110
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Oh she evaluates and then disregards the request as invalid 1380
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Follow me for expert tips on “instantly” recalling your dog at midnight 2320814
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Why is it always when the humans want to sleep? 1100
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Darby: Soooo still mad? (After needing a 45-minute brushing at midnight to remove all the grass seed pods stuck in her fur after her jaunt in the yard.) 1827012
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I was thinking of you when I wrote it. Was going to put croissant but I hadn’t had coffee and didn’t want to worry about spelling it. 2220
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Continuing the “You’re not my dad” series featuring my muse Darby 2025110