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Latte Sipping Lisa

@lisaroyal.bsky.social
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If dogs or garden dragons lead you here then welcome! To return to Microsoft/security make a left at the intersection of pizza & hot dogs toppings

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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Morning people versus the rest of us
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This?
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dinner tonight is “dried bread crumbs, sage and other fall spices heated on the stove top”
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Proof of nap
Darby the one with fur lays in my blanket while Indy the cat-dog reclines on the back of the couch
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s Monday, hang in there!
Kell laying his green security pillow and clinging to side of the couch
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Indy and I both love my Murakami and Hello Kitty haul from Japan. She said she just wants to lick them.
Indy trying to convince me that she just wants to play with Hello Kitty and the Murakami flowers bag charms and doesn’t plan to murder them.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In my final hours of solo parenting I vie for the “Favorite” title by tipping over the toy basket for Indy to find the toy with the perfect squeak to fluff ratio
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saturday’s morning proof of naps
3 lazy orange dogs lounging on a couch. 2 of whom are using pillows for their heads.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As requested proof of life” or should I say proof of sleeping?
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
McGladys doesn’t approve of the the neighbors shenanigans
Kell propped on a pillow looking out the window glaring at the neighbor who dare to walk by
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Darby looks like she closed down the bar last night
Darby the orange dog has an ear on backwards, a bleh and squints into the camera. It’s not her best look.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Follow me for expert tips on “instantly” recalling your dog at midnight
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Darby: Soooo still mad? (After needing a 45-minute brushing at midnight to remove all the grass seed pods stuck in her fur after her jaunt in the yard.)
Darby shows no remorse on her face. NONE!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
She just can’t believe her life
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Continuing the “You’re not my dad” series featuring my muse Darby
Darby looks at me with the disdain reserved for a stale 2-day old donut
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Still happening. I sent him a screenshot of something and it showed my battery at 20%. I got this response:
Ned nagging me about my phone battery charge from across the ocean
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Why do I feel like a teenager whose been caught sneaking in after curfew?
Mckellan an orange dog sits on a couch with crossed paws and a very judgy face
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
There are no dirty dishes when Ned is gone and it’s all girl lunch/dinners
Pimento cheese and potato chips on a paper towel. No plate used to invoke@nedpyle rage
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There’s always that one friend on vacation who wakes up with too much energy for the other friends.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Night 1 Girl Dinner: adult lunchable
A pre-made snick-snack of carrots, cucumbers, cheese and ranch
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ned plans out all the dinners for the week on Saturday and shops on Sunday. His shopping list is sorted by aisle. My approach is a tad different.
My shopping cart of random fruits and snacks that sparked joy.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I grabbed this little pouch from LLBean to keep those type of things together in the house purse. I decided to go wild and did an iron patch instead of my monogram this time.
Medium sized pouch with blue madras trim at the bottom, and a vintage whale iron on patch. Holds lotion, meds, charging cable and big enough for kindle and phone.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I may gave gotten an extra large B&T just to nest the boat and totes and Lands End totes.
A XL boat and Tote that is ginormous to nest my ridiculous amount of Lands End totes and LLBean Totes
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’ve been looking for an excuse to make this.
Hydrangeas as waves with boat made of paper napkins that want to be placed around a giant octopus
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’m trying to convince Ned to put the bird feeder camera on the fountain. A crow, robin and hummingbird all stopped by today for a dip.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
30 minutes later Indy had some explaining to do
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Darby when asked why my dahlias are no longer in an upright position
Darby stares at me with “I have no idea to which you refer” expression”
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Close up of bunny hunting snout
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I wasn’t digging - Indy the liar
Indy on the back of the couch with dirt on her nose
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Darby says spring is in the air
Darby sniffing the air while supervising out spring cleaning
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
McKellan has taken pebbling too literally
McKellen is proud of the rock he dig out of the gardenI wish this was the first rock… it is not
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
When you catch your coworkers talking about you
Monday and Darby looking suspicious like they were caught gossiping
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Darby: Who’s laughing now?!?
Darby clasping her paws around my arm to ensure I can’t escape giving her rubs.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
2 Seconds later
Maybe I conceded and gave her rubs but she looks even more goofy
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Darby keeps staring at me. I won’t give into her demands. I won’t!
Orange goofy dog staring to get attention
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Look who’s back!
After 8 months of silence my AirPods have left Santorini for a visit to the mainland of Greece
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Nachos with the correct amount of black beans!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Same, Indy, Same
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
McKellan has deep thoughts
McKellan looking pensive thinking, “How many more pillows should I lay on?”
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ut oh, I think she’s figure out that she’s stuck with me.
Darby stares at the spare human with disdain
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Beware of the peeps and ides of March
Peeps are evil and dangerous. This photo proves they killed Julius Peepar
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Darby concurs with Indy
Darby also upside down
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Are the pups missing Ned yet?
Indy upside down with belly splayed. I wish I could get an adequate picture of her cheek flopping open
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Even at 4:30 AM Indy manages to bring in leaves from the yard
Indy acting like she isn’t wearing a leave in her ruff like it’s a brooch
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Now we just have malicious compliance
McKellan almost fitting on a square of a folded rug
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
McKellan has been taught “sit” on the rug to wait to go out. He’s meeting the exact letter of the law sitting on the rolled up rug
3 dogs waiting on treat. McKellan sitting on a rolled up rug
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I cannot believe I am giving bird feeder refill updates the Pacific Ocean
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
McKellan uses he’s right to remain silent
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Darby wants her lawyer
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
When bath day pics look like mug shots
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