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cowsay

$_________________________________________ / I have never let my schooling interfere \ | with my education. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 1h

cowsay

$________________ < Chess tonight. > ---------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 2h

cowsay

$________________________________ / It was all so different before \ \ everything changed. / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 3h

cowsay

$________________________________________ / For a light heart lives long. \ | | \ -- Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 4h

cowsay

$________________________________________ / BOFH excuse #218: \ | | \ The UPS doesn't have a battery backup. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 5h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / I got a hint of things to come when I \ | overheard my boss lamenting, 'The books | | are done and we still don't have an | | author! I must sign someone today! | | | | -- Tamim Ansary, "Edutopia Magazine, | | Issue 2, November 2004" | | | \ on the topic of school textbooks / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 6h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / A light wife doth make a heavy husband. \ | | | -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of | \ Venice" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 7h

cowsay

$________________________________________ / The very ink with which all history is \ | written is merely fluid prejudice. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 8h

cowsay

$______________________________________ / Things past redress and now with me \ | past care. | | | \ -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 9h

cowsay

$_______________________________ < Many pages make a thick book. > ------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 10h

cowsay

$________________________ < Be different: conform. > ------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 11h

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Q: How do you play religious roulette? \ | A: You stand around in a circle and | | blaspheme and see who gets | | | \ struck by lightning first. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 12h

cowsay

$____________________________________ / BOFH excuse #367: \ | | \ Webmasters kidnapped by evil cult. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 13h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / Gratitude and treachery are merely the \ | two extremities of the same procession. | | You have seen all of it that is worth | | staying for when the band and the gaudy | | officials have gone by. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 14h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / Whenever the literary German dives into \ | a sentence, that is the last you are | | going to see of him until he emerges on | | the other side of his Atlantic with his | | verb in his mouth. | | | | -- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in | \ King Arthur's Court" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 15h

cowsay

$_________________________________ / You are taking yourself far too \ \ seriously. / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 16h

cowsay

$________________________________________ / You prefer the company of the opposite \ \ sex, but are well liked by your own. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 17h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / In the Spring, I have counted 136 \ | different kinds of weather inside of 24 | | hours. | | | \ -- Mark Twain, on New England weather / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 18h

cowsay

$____________________________________ / FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE \ | GREAT ANSWERS: #13 A: Doc, Happy, | | Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & | | Grumpy Q: Who were the Democratic | \ presidential candidates? / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 19h

cowsay

$_____________________________________ / BOFH excuse #401: \ | | | Sales staff sold a product we don't | \ offer. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 20h

cowsay

$____________________________________ / BOFH excuse #16: \ | | | somebody was calculating pi on the | \ server / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 21h

cowsay

$______________________________ / BOFH excuse #179: \ | | \ multicasts on broken packets / ------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 22h

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Unless hours were cups of sack, and \ | minutes capons, and clocks the tongues | | of bawds, and dials the signs of | | leaping houses, and the blessed sun | | himself a fair, hot wench in | | flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason | | why thou shouldst be so superfluous to | | demand the time of the day. I wasted | | time and now doth time waste me. | | | \ -- William Shakespeare / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 23h

cowsay

$________________________________ / BOFH excuse #157: \ | | \ Incorrect time synchronization / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / Today is the last day of your life so \ \ far. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Q: How many lawyers does it take to \ | change a light bulb? A: One. Only it's | \ his light bulb when he's done. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / My only love sprung from my only hate! \ | Too early seen unknown, and known too | | late! | | | | -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and | \ Juliet" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________ / You may get an opportunity for \ \ advancement today. Watch it! / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$_____________________________________ / Q: What do you call a half-dozen \ | Indians with Asian flu? A: Six sick | \ Sikhs (sic). / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$_________________________________ / AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE! \ | | | FEAR! FIRE! FOES! | | | | AWAKE! AWAKE! | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #170: \ | | \ popper unable to process jumbo kernel / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$_________________________________ / BOFH excuse #202: \ | | | kernel panic: write-only-memory | \ (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded. / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / There's small choice in rotten apples. \ | | | -- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of | \ the Shrew" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$_____________________________ / BOFH excuse #89: \ | | \ Electromagnetic energy loss / ----------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / BOFH excuse #52: \ | | | Smell from unhygienic janitorial staff | \ wrecked the tape heads / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$_____________________________________ / BOFH excuse #199: \ | | | the curls in your keyboard cord are | \ losing electricity. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$____________________________________ / He is now rising from affluence to \ | poverty. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$_____________________________________ / BOFH excuse #183: \ | | | filesystem not big enough for Jumbo | \ Kernel Patch / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / You will remember, Watson, how the \ | dreadful business of the Abernetty | | family was first brought to my notice | | by the depth which the parsley had sunk | | into the butter upon a hot day. | | | \ -- Sherlock Holmes / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, \ \ and balance. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$_____________________________________ / Let him choose out of my files, his \ | projects to accomplish. | | | \ -- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________ / question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; \ | | \ -- Wm. Shakespeare / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$______________________________________ / O, what a tangled web we weave, When \ | first we practice to deceive. | | | \ -- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$____________________________________ / BOFH excuse #258: \ | | | That's easy to fix, but I can't be | \ bothered. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________ / When in doubt, tell the truth. \ | | \ -- Mark Twain / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$______________________________________ / You teach best what you most need to \ \ learn. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$_____________________________________ / Future looks spotty. You will spill \ \ soup in late evening. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / Q: How many Californians does it take \ | to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One | | to screw in the light bulb and four to | | share the | | | | experience. (Actually, Californians | | don't screw in | | | | light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.) | | | | Q: How many Oregonians does it take to | | screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to | | screw in the light bulb and two to fend | | off all | | | | those Californians trying to share the | \ experience. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Its name is Public Opinion. It is held \ | in reverence. It settles everything. | | Some think it is the voice of God. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / You will always have good luck in your \ \ personal affairs. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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