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cowsay

$________________________________________ / Writing is turning one's worst moments \ | into money. | | | \ -- J.P. Donleavy / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 1h

cowsay

$______________________________________ / The ripest fruit falls first. \ | | \ -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 2h

cowsay

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 3h

cowsay

$____________________________________ / Q: What is orange and goes "click, \ \ click?" A: A ball point carrot. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 4h

cowsay

$_________________ / A is for Apple. \ | | \ -- Hester Pryne / ----------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 5h

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Executive ability is prominent in your \ \ make-up. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 6h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the \ | Baptist have in common? A: The same | \ middle name. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 7h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / BOFH excuse #44: \ | | | bank holiday - system operating credits | \ not recharged / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 8h

cowsay

$________________________________________ < You will be misunderstood by everyone. > ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 9h

cowsay

$___________________________________ < Beware of low-flying butterflies. > ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 10h

cowsay

$____________________ < You'll be sorry... > -------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 11h

cowsay

$________________________________________ / BOFH excuse #273: \ | | | The cord jumped over and hit the power | \ switch. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 12h

cowsay

$___________________________ / Too much is just enough. \ | | \ -- Mark Twain, on whiskey / --------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 13h

cowsay

$_______________________________________ < Your domestic life may be harmonious. > --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 14h

cowsay

$______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #38: \ | | \ secretary plugged hairdryer into UPS / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 15h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / Q: What is the difference between Texas \ \ and yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 16h

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Your temporary financial embarrassment \ | will be relieved in a surprising | \ manner. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 17h

cowsay

$______________________________________ < You are number 6! Who is number one? > -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 18h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / The abuse of greatness is when it \ | disjoins remorse from power. | | | \ -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 19h

cowsay

$________________________________________ / If you learn one useless thing every \ | day, in a single year you'll learn 365 | \ useless things. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 20h

cowsay

$____________________________________ / You will be a winner today. Pick a \ \ fight with a four-year-old. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 21h

cowsay

$_________________________ / BOFH excuse #61: \ | | \ not approved by the FCC / ------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 22h

cowsay

$______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #398: \ | | | Data for intranet got routed through | | the extranet and landed on the | \ internet. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 23h

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / You are fighting for survival in your \ \ own sweet and gentle way. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

cowsay

$___________________________ < You will wish you hadn't. > --------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #152: \ | | | My pony-tail hit the on/off switch on | \ the power strip. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time \ \ of the week. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to \ | execute a job? A: Four, three to hold | \ it down, and one to rip its head off. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / You don't become a failure until you're \ \ satisfied with being one. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

cowsay

$___________________ / BOFH excuse #395: \ | | \ Redundant ACLs. / ------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / BOFH excuse #151: \ | | | Some one needed the powerstrip, so they | \ pulled the switch plug. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. \ | | | Q: What do monsters drink? A: Coke. | \ (Because Things go better with Coke.) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be \ | much. MERCUTIO: No, 'tis not so deep as | | a well, nor so wide | | | | as a church-door; but 'tis enough, | \ 'twill serve. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$____________________________________ < Your aim is high and to the right. > ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / The difference between a Miracle and a \ | Fact is exactly the difference between | | a mermaid and a seal. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / You feel a whole lot more like you do \ \ now than you did when you used to. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / There is a great discovery still to be \ | made in Literature: that of paying | | literary men by the quantity they do | \ NOT write. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / BOFH excuse #368: \ | | | Failure to adjust for daylight savings | \ time. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / Next Friday will not be your lucky day. \ | As a matter of fact, you don't have a | \ lucky day this year. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$_____________________________________ / BOFH excuse #230: \ | | | Lusers learning curve appears to be | \ fractal / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #83: \ | | | Support staff hung over, send aspirin | \ and come back LATER. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$___________________ / BOFH excuse #155: \ | | \ Dumb terminal / ------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #379: \ | | | We've picked COBOL as the language of | \ choice. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time \ \ of the week. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$______________________________________ < You are fairminded, just and loving. > -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #233: \ | | | TCP/IP UDP alarm threshold is set too | \ low. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try \ \ a steeplechase. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$_________________ < Stay the curse. > ----------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / You will reach the highest possible \ \ point in your business or profession. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / Zounds! I was never so bethumped with \ | words since I first called my brother's | | father dad. | | | \ -- William Shakespeare, "Kind John" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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