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cowsay

$_____________________________________ / BOFH excuse #198: \ | | | Post-it Note Sludge leaked into the | \ monitor. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 1h

cowsay

$________________________________________ / You will attract cultured and artistic \ \ people to your home. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 2h

cowsay

$_____________________________ / BOFH excuse #149: \ | | \ Dew on the telephone lines. / ----------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 3h

cowsay

$______________________________________ / You are only young once, but you can \ \ stay immature indefinitely. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 4h

cowsay

$______________________________________ / Many pages make a thick book, except \ | for pocket Bibles which are on very | \ very thin paper. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 5h

cowsay

$______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #104: \ | | | backup tape overwritten with copy of | \ system manager's favourite CD / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 6h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / BOFH excuse #378: \ | | \ Operators killed by year 2000 bug bite. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 7h

cowsay

$_____________________________________ / Your goose is cooked. (Your current \ \ chick is burned up too!) / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 8h

cowsay

$___________________________________ / Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's \ \ Mountain? A: Lawn Boy. / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 9h

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / The devil can cite Scripture for his \ | purpose. | | | | -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant | \ of Venice" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 10h

cowsay

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 11h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose \ | is laid with iron rails, whereon my | | soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded | | gorges, through the rifled hearts of | | mountains, under torrents' beds, | | unerringly I rush! | | | \ -- Captain Ahab, "Moby Dick" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 12h

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Q: How many college football players \ | does it take to screw in a light bulb? | | A: Only one, but he gets three credits | \ for it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 13h

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: \ \ To get to the middle. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 14h

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #236: \ | | | Fanout dropping voltage too much, try | \ cutting some of those little traces / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 15h

cowsay

$______________________________________ / Abandon the search for Truth; settle \ \ for a good fantasy. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 16h

cowsay

$____________________________________ / Familiarity breeds contempt -- and \ | children. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 17h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / The bone-chilling scream split the warm \ | summer night in two, the first half | | being before the scream when it was | | fairly balmy and calm and pleasant, the | | second half still balmy and quite | | pleasant for those who hadn't heard the | | scream at all, but not calm or balmy or | | even very nice for those who did hear | | the scream, discounting the little | | period of time during the actual scream | | itself when your ears might have been | | hearing it but your brain wasn't | | reacting yet to let you know. | | | | -- Winning sentence, 1986 Bulwer-Lytton | \ bad fiction contest. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 18h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / The only people for me are the mad ones \ | -- the ones who are mad to live, mad to | | talk, mad to be saved, desirous of | | everything at the same time, the ones | | who never yawn or say a commonplace | | thing, but burn, burn, burn like | | fabulous yellow Roman candles. | | | \ -- Jack Kerouac, "On the Road" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 19h

cowsay

$__________________________________ / Be cheerful while you are alive. \ | | \ -- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C. / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 20h

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / Training is everything. The peach was \ | once a bitter almond; cauliflower is | | nothing but cabbage with a college | | education. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 21h

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / Truth will out this morning. (Which may \ \ really mess things up.) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 22h

cowsay

$________________________________ / She is not refined. She is not \ | unrefined. She keeps a parrot. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 23h

cowsay

$________________________ < Snow Day -- stay home. > ------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$___________________________ / BOFH excuse #307: \ | | \ emissions from GSM-phones / --------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$____________________________________ / Look afar and see the end from the \ \ beginning. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #370: \ | | | Virus due to computers having unsafe | \ sex. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$______________________________ / BOFH excuse #375: \ | | \ Root name servers corrupted. / ------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$__________________________ / BOFH excuse #12: \ | | \ dry joints on cable plug / -------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$_____________________________________ / Q: What is printed on the bottom of \ | beer bottles in Minnesota? A: Open | \ other end. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: \ | Unique up on it! | | | | Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: | \ The tame way! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$______________________ / BOFH excuse #39: \ | | \ terrorist activities / ---------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Beauty and harmony are as necessary to \ \ you as the very breath of life. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / BOFH excuse #111: \ | | \ The salesman drove over the CPU board. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$______________________________________ / Q: What's hard going in and soft and \ \ sticky coming out? A: Chewing gum. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time \ \ of the week. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$________________________________ / BOFH excuse #261: \ | | \ The Usenet news is out of date / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$_________________________ / Questionable day. \ | | \ Ask somebody something. / ------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$______________________________________ < Today is what happened to yesterday. > -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$___________________________________ < You are magnetic in your bearing. > ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / You shall be rewarded for a dastardly \ \ deed. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / If you think last Tuesday was a drag, \ | wait till you see what happens | \ tomorrow! / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / BOFH excuse #56: \ | | | Electricians made popcorn in the power | \ supply / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

cowsay

$_____________________________________ / Everything will be just tickety-boo \ \ today. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Everything that you know is wrong, but \ \ you can be straightened out. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Hain't we got all the fools in town on \ | our side? And hain't that a big enough | | majority in any town? | | | \ -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? \ \ A: He was giving it last rites. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #209: \ | | | Only people with names beginning with | | 'A' are getting mail this week (a la | \ Microsoft) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

cowsay

$_____________________________________ / Writing is easy; all you do is sit \ | staring at the blank sheet of paper | | until drops of blood form on your | | forehead. | | | \ -- Gene Fowler / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Q: How does the Polish Constitution \ | differ from the American? A: Under the | | Polish Constitution citizens are | | guaranteed freedom of | | | | speech, but under the United States | | constitution they are | | | | guaranteed freedom after speech. | | | \ -- being told in Poland, 1987 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

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