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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
third century crisis US empire factions go to war with themselves to rape and pillage their own colonies will we see collapse or will see a thousand mexican odenathus (harfusch) americans better start believing in latin america, theyre in here with us now
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
people being mad at halimede is like people being mad at a wrestling heel and I cant help but find it super fucking funny
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the enlightened shower centrist, only wears deodarant on one armpit
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
not now kitten mommy is freaking the fuck out and panic selling everything
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
that star wars tactics game is looking at me across the bar and im like what is this my late teens no way im letting that slop in but if I see someone whose opinion I know to be good or bad opine on it im gonna end up making a bad decision ngl
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I enjoy the dog hating arc im seeing, can we form vicious mobs against several actual irl neighbors ive had who insisted on keeping a big fucking Great Dane dogs in their 2sq meter balconies
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
wow I feel really anxious and awful I womder what it is USER IS TWO DAYS LATE ON HER SHOT
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I almost only follow artists who posed a piece I liked but I feel bad because ill unfollow when they use their account for posting dipshit opinions sorry drawing man im here for the fucking drawings I am a consooming I am a pig at the trough and these are not bellotas
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
RIP webzone there is no one rolling the nickels and smoking meth here anymore
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
was feeling optimistic and good so I had coffee and now I can feel my heart beat against my temples because God had to remind me im going to drop dead before 50 I guess
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I do not have that absence of a dawg in me
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“I would/wouldnt” RE nancy mace is absolutely rancid shit everyone, jesus christ the platner would wouldnt was also rancid but no one was taking a corrective rape tone with that one ”this is a millenial retirement home” actually this is a website where people goon to american political news
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
shopping for ideologies in this wal mart of a world
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am never beating the wears boots with every outfit allegation they are simply the correct footwear choice
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
getting drafted into world war 3 as a radio operator in a command and control capacity and getting discharged for distracting the soldiers with my stupid sexy sultry voice
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
too influenced by unsupervised internet access to the burgerreich culture to fully connect to my peers but too influenced the actual culture I live in to ever take the insane burgerreich culture seriously
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I am disconnected from my generation because my mom didnt let me watch dragon ball on canal cinco when it aired because it was too violent but then she sat down and watched fullmetal alchemist with me when I was 10 because it wasnt as stupid as the other cartoons so I internalized hypocrisy early on
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I was looking for a flash drive to install limux mint on an old laptop and found an old usb full of poetry I wrote as far back as 2019 and my god that bitch was angsty
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I think the way hunter schafer holds the blade runner revolver and turtles her neck in to shoot is really funny and someone should do discourse about how the way she shoots is gendered one way or the other
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
getting a little iced coffee with my severance money deeply aware of the countdown of my own mortality :)
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
woke up feeling rubbery and squeaky like a chew toy
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
thought experiment? No thanks I only do thought best practices
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Tired of all the damn infighting among the online grilling community.
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i am better than you (I am learning a convoluted scripting language instead of using renpy or rpgmaler)
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
trannies being annoying on the internet is important because how else would I have realized that women wanting exclusively to cheat on their boyfriends with me but not date me was a sign I was actually a woman
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
im bored and I want to fight someone but going outside to pick a fight was a young man’s game and I am no longer young or a man
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's also really really easy to hate everyone around you without couching it in man hating feminism rhetoric. I do it every day
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
who is the street fighter yuri anime even for, like sure im slopping it up like a delighted pig at the trough but who are the other pigs
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
should I paint my nails im gonna be petsitting this weekend anyway which means im going to be catching up on seasonal anime and eating someone elses ice cream so who’s gonna judge me for it anyway but what if I get an impromptu interview for a job and I cant dedicate 20 minutes to acetone it off
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
anyway chart perverts won the discourse on grounds of they are stupid and evil dogs to whom the charts are a chew toy but being characterized as chart perverts is their win condition everyone loses
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
bitdizzy got banned and it took like less than 10 days for everyone to start arguing with stupid and evil dogs smh
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the smoking cat anime is hilarious because I was like “man, good thing I never picked up smoking or heavy drug use” and then they show her neetcave streamer girl neighbor who eats bugs and plays fighting games and tbh they fucking got me, they sniped my ass from across the pacific
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
so I saw the odyssey with my mom and elliot page gets snuffed as a sacrifice to matt damon’s hubris in like the first five minutes of the movie and I laughed out loud by myself in a full silent theater like a psychopath
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 29/03/2025
this place sucks without bitdizzy
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
this is image I made is incredibly stupid which means it will undoubtedly become true
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
family annihilator but cute about it
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
core memory unlocked A incredibly beautiful yet somehow masculine young woman rides a monocycle dressed as a mime, striped shirt soaked with sweat from carrying three other mimes in a comedy/acrobatics act under limelights in a dirty circus tarp that smells like sweaty socks and burnt popcorn.
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
1. Long time listener never time callher 2. Yes please, no thanks 3. You dont actually have to tell others your entire ruleset fuckem
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
40 minutes into a hellish customer service call pissed off, swearing, chud coded dude suddenly pulls out “excuse me miss I know its not you its your dogshit company” Correctly Gendered! Outta fuckin nowehere! By an extremely angry brodude!
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
sometimes bluesky randomly puts me on the discover tag and I humiliate myself replying to a post thats like days old
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
the gesamtkunstpost the gesamkunstburger the gesamkunstranny
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
the church discourse on this website is so funny “hey the pope called for peace thats nice” “THE CHURCH KILLS ONE BAJILLION WOMAN A SECOND” I grew up with opus dei being present around me and these no religion protestant bitches hate the church more rabidly but in a way more impersonal way than I
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
someone passes me the ball and I immediately slambounce it on my foot and into my face and start crying and it wasnt even a basketball
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
hello everyone on this website I never know what any of you are talking about but I really enjoy the way that you talk about it thank you
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
holy jpeg
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
there a “customer” aka suckling paypig victim of the slumlord for rich boomers company I work with that ends all his texts with Thank you for you attention to this matter while threatening to sue and its completely unironic and I cant believe that he’s real
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Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
textbook that presents a shit version of a correct argument and a contact number and adress to weed out the true students tbh
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