Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hearing the random callers to the “LA at night” radio station while you open the note and emails saying “sorry youre a vampire now XOXO the camarilla PS heres a crisp 100 dollar bill kill some people’s for us or else” is a peak gaming hasnt quite replicated 000
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I once argued about this with a male friend who I was poking fun at by telling him “you think ice is gay” and he defended it saying that actually he hated on iced coffee because it waters down coffee and you get less coffee and its not optimizing that is gay not ice that is gay language is a curse 010
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 22/09/2026daddy’s smitten, punk is dead. It is time to go to bed 010
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 21/09/2026the americans knew the war was lost when they saw an entire cruiser dedicated to delivering boba teas in the pacific theatre 100
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 16/09/2026tbf a lot of kids have to survive contact with the same ideas and do just fine 110
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the bros on the bespoke designer peptides that make you scared: im scared 030
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If I needed my coalition member’s vote to avoid disaster I would simply shift my policy and staffing decision to include and benefit those coalition members 000
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 13/09/2026yes, if you cant win without the trans vote then either we all win or everyone loses, see you at the camps :) 010
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 13/09/2026 we must kill punctuation dead with axes make jose saramago read at the speed of a boulder eroding into sand 000
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 12/09/2026this my prophecy I will point at this post in 10 years and be correct 000
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 12/09/2026third century crisis US empire factions go to war with themselves to rape and pillage their own colonies will we see collapse or will see a thousand mexican odenathus (harfusch) americans better start believing in latin america, theyre in here with us now 100
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 12/09/2026me and my sister have an inside joke where we call that kind of ad event a “shreksperience” because someone we know posted actual instagram pics of her at a shreksperience, people go take a picture at those and its just proxy advertising a brand 010
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I want to go home to halimede she would say I shouldnt have the surgery my ex transition girlfriends who liked how I was chivalrous just needed a little halimede and so what if she wants a man with tits and the miracle of lesbian pregnancy where have all the halimedes gone its time to go home 001
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 11/09/2026it has been 25 years since 9/11, rudy giuliani shakes hands with the new muslim mayor of NYC at the memorial ceremony 010
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 10/09/2026people being mad at halimede is like people being mad at a wrestling heel and I cant help but find it super fucking funny 000
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 10/09/2026^ suburbia mfers right before finding out theyre not in a blast radius and they will just die of a slow agonizing cancer 5 years after the fact 220
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 10/09/2026just acknowledging that its staring us in the face doesnt mean youre excited about it 210
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 09/09/2026this somehow happens to me constantly in job interviews 010
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 06/09/2026abolish day night leading to the collapse of all binary concepts in the human mind but americans would just reivent it with the work shift and the rest shift 020
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 04/09/2026they call it the regime because it fucking rules 000
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 04/09/2026ok but you have to read the gos- uhhh the ucb manual, No, I cant give it to you have to buy it Itll be super worth when you end up exactly like donald glover for sure just buy the manual. And the classes, which come in tiers but dont worry, once you take them you could use those skills to teach them 010
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 03/09/2026pepper on my salad has completely eclipsed the greens, I look up with pleading eyes at the cracked pepperman “please stop”, but there is no recognition of my humanity in his eyes “you cant tell me when to stop”, I weep, inhaling the pepper and sneezing on my salad, covering my date in pepper aerosol 172
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 29/08/2026also thats not the mexican flag thats some other shit 000
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 28/08/2026the enlightened shower centrist, only wears deodarant on one armpit 000
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 28/08/2026she is probably walking the earth like in the bitdizzy in the meth subreddit arc 010
Reposted by Sopa de Verdurabites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 27/08/2026not now kitten mommy is freaking the fuck out and panic selling everything 411613
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026everybody loses, international relations will not be real to americans until they see cartel execution displays on freeways on their way to work in Austin 130
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026yea, until the turn comes when everyone fucking activates their trap cards and the entire continent gets fucking shadow realmed I guess 120
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I mean CENCOM and the trump gov have been making some Decisions but massive donors to US parties do not have production facilities in Iran 110
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026american liberals love to do nothing and put imperialist proyects on the backburner Cuba has been in limbo for half a century 120
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026it would make sense for him to threaten it to get concessions and for north america to continue to spiral slowly into economic cold war as has been happening the last few years 110
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026im not saying the the US wouldn’t invade im just saying the cost of an invasion is astronomical not just on the US government but US business interests as well. It would be a hell of a bluff to call, nut Invading Mexico would be an easier but different kind of headache and he hasnt done it yet 220
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026for the sweet ass hegseth phonk edits and i mean that sincerely 130
Sopa de Verdura @linedcooked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I think pulling off that kind of thing actually requires years of lobbying venezuelan politicians to be fine with it, bribes, infiltrations, mapping out the structure of power there 120
