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Fabiana @fabiruiva.bsky.social · 14h
Morri com esse tweet do Tabet
De acordo com os jornalistas da Globo, Lula deveria ter aceitado passivamente a arapuca de debater contra quatro adversários ao mesmo tempo. Sendo que o quarto deles, Zema, entrou via uma ação judicial que, curiosamente, não gerou nenhuma "insegurança jurídica" e nem feriu o processo democrático.

Aí, quando Lula resolveu não ir ao debate, o formato "um contra todos" virou "todos por um" e tudo certo. Estava mantido! Segue o jogo! Viva a democracia!
Pois bem. Bastou o terceiro colocado nas pesquisas, Renan Santos, conseguir uma ordem judicial para estragar a pelada de fim de ano entre Flávio Bolsonaro e Amigos de Flávio Bolsonaro, que o candidato do PL se contradisse (mais uma vez!) e desistiu de participar.

Debate mantido? Nada disso. Vai que Renan causa algum constrangimento ao irmãozão do Vorcaro, não é mesmo? A emissora então cancelou o debate e o discurso mudou: "é o fim do mundo!"; "é a ditadura da toga!"; "interferência jurídica!"; "nunca antes da história deste país!"...

Entendi.

E eu, ingênuo, achando que eles estavam preocupados com a verba publicitária das BETs.
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 10h
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
minha gatinha sumiu. estou desde ontem procurando ela na vizinhança inteira, perguntando vizinhos, pregando posters em postes, e nada. eu tô sinceramente arrasado. passei o dia inteiro hoje chorando intermitentemente, pensando em um milhão de coisas q eu deveria ter feito antes pra evitar isso.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/07/2026
Screenshot from Meccha Chameleon. In the upper right corner, a webcam overlay shows Northernlion looking down at a large brown pipe where a small green character hides inside a brown plant pot. It really does kinda like the description in the chat pasted directly under it: "whacke420: self succulent"
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This cat i swear to god
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gangbang APAIXONADO™ @clf3.substack.com · 30/09/2026
Queria que existisse um anti-augusto cury chamado Augusto furry que estivesse concorrendo a presidência com um projeto para botar o tubarão agiota como ministro da economia e prometesse um marido cachorrão das costas largas para todos os brasileiros
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𝜗𝜚°⋆ lynx ᝰ🚬 @punishedlynx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a url desse post vsffff
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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daniël @kaasiand.cool · 30/09/2026
AI has poisoned language so much I hate how I can’t even say the “not just X but Y” construction anymore in situations where my alternative phrasing attempts failed and I have to find a way to make it not sound like it was shat out by AI
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mds Lula reference?????
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toffee 🐯 @tooltiptiger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
drag-select: secret tip!🖱️
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't speak unless I'm spoken to. I don't smoke unless I'm smoken to. I don't freak unless I'm froken to.
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's such a turn-off and demotivating when i see someone talking about themselves all the goddamn time and barely giving a shit to what other people say, like is that your way of making conversation? it just makes you look like an ass
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Suddenly i crave a cake with fondant (??)
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utada hikaru da periferia do metaverso @neopetshopboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
queria tanto ir mas nao conseguirei 😢
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At this point only a fat hairy cock breeding me cumming very deep in my asshole can heal me
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tusk @tuskito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dog boy showing hole #furryart
Bruno, a yellow twink dog with scruffy shoulders, is in an awkward position, face down in his bed with his butt raised to show his hole, the back of his sack and the tip of his red canid penis. He seems to have a Mullholand Drive (2001) poster on his wall, suggesting that, even though he's a slut, he thinks of things other than being railed every now and then.
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the bug equivalent to the Buenos dias Mandy meme
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Troquei a membrana do microondas esse fds me senti muito adulto
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
poxa nenhuma negra
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ITS PEAK ITS FUCKING PEAK
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
was watching family guy and why is this fucking sending me so much 😭😭😭😭😭 www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbMS...
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Family Guy - Quagmire Ending The Episode By Being Disturbing & Woody Woodpecker
YouTube video by THE MALAKA PODCAST
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my Grimshire sona
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entusiasta da gretchen @candidatonica.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Deborah Vance stuns in new photos
foto do rodrigo apresentador no camarim do SBT, parecendo muito a personagem Deborah Vance de Hacks
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Frozen Ocelot @frozenocelot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again a reminder. Don't give them a damn thing and CANCEL YOUR NITRO!
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Eu queria muito que tivesse um Know Your Meme so que pra memes brasileiros, muitos memes no twitter tem uma historia de origem legal q vale a pena ser documentada e arquivada, até pra nao exigir que ninguem precise criar uma conta naquele umbral so pra ver
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finished Zero Escape: Virtue’s Last Reward…. Thoughts below (SPOILERS OFC)
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ME
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daniël @kaasiand.cool · 16/09/2026
Google Translate is diabolical for this too because it WILL use english as a middleman and you WILL lose information that both languages should easily be able to express and retain
screenshot of google translate translating Dutch “tomaatje” (diminutive of “tomaat”) to Brazilian Portuguese as “tomate” when it should be “tomatinho”
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Toledo ⭐ @toledo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disgust is a reaction YOU have to deal with. It is not a window into objective moral or aesthetic truth or something everyone else must avoid activating in you. Be wary of masking arguments from disgust under other values.
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melts @meltsmelts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#deltarune Heh, you know we got this
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2-em-1 implica na existência de 1-em-2 (venda casada)
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i give trans people the f-word pass idgaf
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sobrou nada pros betinhas dos survs
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wor$t Luiz in america @luizcomz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i feel SO MUCH frisson with music, i wonder if it's the same with others, and if they feel it in the same intensity as i do
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Rodrigo S. M. @carnivaloflight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pregnant Lemon by @mathloverart.bsky.social!! I wonder who is the father…
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BasicWanton 🔞 (COMMS OPEN) @basicwanton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Illithicc! #basicwanton #bara #nsfw
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LawyerDog @cmddog.com · 21/09/2026
Boss monster butt
Digital furry art. A view of the butt and fat nuts of Asriel from Nutdealer, kneeling on a bed wearing only a hoodie and socks. He's taking a look back towards the viewer, flopping his ears around. His little tail is wagging. #furry #furryart #nsfw
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Creepy Echo Chase: Hey
ALT: Creepy Echo Chase: Hey
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ser um cara com ato falho de furry felino que resolve puzzles contraintuitivos (zero escape virtue’s last reward)
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Autista com hiperfoco em morte
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Are you a day or a night person” im a death person i feel comfortable and at home when im dead
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cacei o Matthew Lewin no álbum novo da Carly Rae jepsen e nao achei :/
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
they were cooking here. i haven't the slightest idea what they were cooking exactly but they were cooking www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYz-...
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Boy Harsher - Jeans (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Boy Harsher / Nude Club
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Mick's Not So Secret Eclair @mickeytheretriever.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Characters belong to @kousenzephyr.bsky.social
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. @limon3to.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kkkkkkkkkkk morrendo com isso
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