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Uncharismatic Megafauna

@liminalitea.bsky.social
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Librarian voted Most Like An Ugly Piece Of Shit That Looks Like Piss 2026 (judge's choice) and winner of the library staff colouring-in competition. I also do pictures, mostly for @lhardingwrites.bsky.social. They/them

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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She.
A black cat lying on a sofa, curled up against my hand, which is resting on her chest between her front legs. One of her paws is resting on my fingers. Her eyes are closed and she looks very relaxed.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taking some time off work, which means I get to cuddle the cats and not be misgendered.
Photograph of a soft black cat lying on a sofa. Her eyes are closed and she looks relaxed. My hand is resting between her front legs, and her paw is lightly resting on my fingers.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My birthday treat to myself has been taking the most consecutive leave off work I've had since top surgery and spending it hanging out with this creature, who does not call me "the lady" or need me to explain printers to her.
A soft black cat curled on a sofa, her paw gently resting on my hand. Her face is sleepy, her eyes closed A photo of the same cat lying on a sofa, getting belly rubs from me.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One really nice thing about not having an actively miserable job is that I can just sit down and do stuff on my days off.
Four drawings on a drawing board. In clockwise order:
1) A dragonlike hummingbird perched on the edge of a flower, in a style that resembles a medieval manuscript
2) A creature resembling a rotting horse standing on a rocky coast at night
3) A cordoned-off door in a panelled wall. A sign reads "PRIVATE Under Refurbishment. Apologies for any inconvenience"
4) Two women kneel under a starry sky. One is holding a knife and tilting up the chin of the other, who holds her hands in prayer. Both have their eyes closed.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Onto the third or fourth cat break of the day already, if you include the 5am tiger balm.
A photo of a black cat curled up against the back of my knee on a sofa.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Caught in the act of Crimes.
A black cat slouched wide-eyed over the arm of a sofa, paw resting next to a mug on a small wooden step.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Caught the exact moment her cat disguise failed.
Vesper on @lhardingwrites' lap. Vesper is getting a head scritch and her head is blurring into a weird shape. Her mouth is visible but doesn't look like a shape a cat's mouth is. One paw is extended, toes spread and claws showing.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Find yourself a cryptid who can do both
Vesper, a black cat, sitting on a blanket on a lap. Her eyes are big and bright and she looks like an adorable kitten.Vesper, a black cat, sitting on a blanket on a lap. She is getting her ears scritched. Her ears are scrunched forwards, her eyes are half-closed, and her mouth is slightly open. She looks like a melted candle version of herself.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes you have to spend a little extra time picking the right "still a bit goth, definitely gay" outfit for an all-staff day.
Selfie. White person with glasses and dark hair. I am wearing a red t-shirt saying "bring back dinosaurs", a black shirt with velvet floral details, and a pendant made of an antler point.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of the most niche bits of self-care I have ever done is get an erasure print about Section 28 that makes it about promoting homosexuality to children, frame it, and hang it above my drawing desk.
A photograph of my desk. A sketchbook lies on a small portable drawing board, with a stack of pens and a pot of brushes. Above it hangs a print with the phrase "children have an inalienable right to be gay" made by placing pink blocks over the words of a speech about Section 28. Below, paragraphs of Section 28 are written, passages erased with pink blocks to make it so that it is encouraging the promotion of homosexuality by local government authorities.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"You got the cover design for that kids' book on pasta ready?" "Sure thing boss, nice and threatening, just like you asked"
A children's book titled "Carbohydrates for a healthy body". The main image is an uncomfortable close-up of dry spaghetti with too much texture. The word "carbohydrates" is in scrawled, blood red letters for no discernible reason.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Off work with a cold so my partner is having to put up with me taking a string of selfies so I can doodle my Fields of Mistria character.
Black and white sketch of a person with an asymmetrical haircut resting their head on their hand. They are wearing a dark top with another, lighter robe/coat on top that has sleeves that end at the elbow. Tattoos on their forearms include a tentacle winding around their left arm, a bug near their left elbow, and some books on their right forearm. They're holding out a knife with a millipede walking along the blade. They're smiling at the millipede and wiggling their thumb to get its attention.

Text beside the drawing says 
Haukur (they/them)
Certified Adventurers' Guild member
Bad with money
Good with bugs
Sellsword (will kill for money/dinner)
Sellsword (bartered their sword for the ride over)
4X shortlisted Adventurers' Guild Subterranean Monstrosity Clearance Award (solo division)
6X long listed
Gig economy burnout
Does not own a warmer coat
Quietly resigned to the likelihood of dying far from the light of the sun
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here it is, my greatest contribution to literature. Didn't even make it to two paragraphs.
A piece oof yelowing tracing paper. Several drawings of dinosaurs and trees cover the page, clearly done by a young child. There is also a circular throught bubble from a carnivorous dinosaur with a drawing of meat (coloured in red felt pen) and the dinosaur itself, and child handwriting saying "Food yum". Among the base of the trees are some little dog-like creatures with curly tails. Tadpole-like creatures are drawn in puddles and on the creatures' backs, with arrows going up a tree truck and down onto the creatures.
An adult's handwriting says "Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, when the earth was still very young, there was a little cuddly torosaurus, who got lost (and left behind) in the AND forest. Suddenly, the lost and frightened dinosaur froze from terror. There, in amongst the tree-tops he saw the jaws of a very hungry huge meat-eating dwimokor"
The name of the forest has been added in child's handwriting.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Congratulating my large spider friend on another week of being large and a spider.
My hand giving a thumbs up to a spider.Photograph of the spider's underside. It is pale brown with dark brown and yellow markings.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here's a delight from my current staff toilet.
A metal wall-mounted incinerator painted white, with rusty stains on the hatch. The logon reads "Bunnie incinerator" with a little picture of a rabbit.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ugh. Jobless behaviour.
Both cats cuddled up together, the smaller one using the bigger one as a pillow.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Found a mouse just chilling, my two obligate carnivore daughters are shirking.
A photograph of two black cats sitting on the sofa together.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's all heating up in Tottenham today.
Two flies on a park bench, one sitting on the other. I think they're fucking?
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*slamming clipboard against table* SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS
Book page with spiders drawn around the edges. Text says:

Alek Andrich is as frightened as she's ever been in her life as soon as the door to her small room closes behind her. Not because of the unknown. Because of what she knows in this moment. The reality of inside this room. To this point in her life, she has survived wars, real ones, first at home and then in this "game". She survived a knife fight with a man she's still certain would have finished the job if given the opportunity. But none of that has prepared her for the snakes and spiders crawling toward her now on the floor of this room. Snakes and spiders of all sizes. What appears to be an advancing army of them. Making her skin crawl. This is fake, Alek is already telling herself. It has to be an illusion, some trick of technology. Special effects. Except that the terror and revulsion she feels couldn't be more real. This is her nightmare, slowly advancing toward her. And there is no place for her to run. Or hide.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If I have to accession this, I'm taking everyone with me.
Selfie. I am peeking out from behind the author photo of Mr Beast.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Was going through the new book delivery and just let out a cackle in the otherwise-empty office.
A copy of The Most Dangerous Games "by" James Patterson and Mr Beast
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trying small cat out on Lingua Ignota because apparently playing uncomfortable music to the cats is my Monday routine.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Was getting annoyed at anatomy books not showing how to draw my horrible dyspraxic death grip on pens last night.
An in and pencil doodle of a hand holding a pen. The index and middle fingers are bending back at the first joint. A pencil caption says "v. correct pen holding"
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Got sent a perfect photo of Vesper in full gremlin, carrying off my (empty!) sertraline.
Photograph of a small black cat crouched behind a cardboard box, holding an empty blister pack for pills by the corner by her mouth
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pippa has one, but she keeps getting excited about Interesting Dust and filling it up with that instead.
A photograph of a black cat's face. She is lying on a sofa and very relaxed. She does not look smart.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The dangers of sitting bisexually: I am currently being held prisoner.
A photograph of a black cat lying on a sofa, gently leaning on a human's foot in a grey sock that is on the sofa next to her in a way that means the foot is messed against her chest and belly. Her front legs are draped off the sofa, and her eyes are closed in a relaxed way.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've noticed Vesper tends to hang out with me on Monday evenings if I play certain bands, and so I'm currently demonstrating to @lhardingwrites.bsky.social that our small cat's favourite album seems to be Darklands.
A photograph of a small cat lying by a doorway, front paws tucked in and back paws splayed out. Her head is up, she seems relaxed but engaged with her surroundings.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Here we go, it's when she angles her head so no light reflects off her eyes at all.
A small black cat is lying on the floor by a doorframe. Her head is angled so she looks down, and the shadow from her brow means no light is reflecting off her eyes.The same cat in the same place but curled up. Her head is at the same angle, her eyes in shadow.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ahahahahaha *shudder*
Close-up of the cover edge showing an older couple on a bench. They are faceless blues perched on a violation of geometry with slats. The woman's legs are stick-thin, almost the same colour as the background, and only one seems to end in a foot. The other simply cuts off where her shins cross.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The woman feels fairly modern studio photo, but the baby has a sort of film grain despite not appearing to be a colourised period picture. Anyway, I was trying to figure out what was happening, then I counted the mum's fingers.
The same book cover, closer up. The woman's hand is oddly flat, like a cardboard cutout, and has five fingers and no thumb. The baby's smock is melting into her wrist as well.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I've spent my years on libraries laughing at the books that are set between 1870 and 1955 but with cover models who are clearly on Instagram, but today I picked one up and felt the cover was off in some way. The baby felt like it was both a modern photo *and* a period photo at once.
A book entitled Changing Times At Harper's, featuring a woman in a blue dress holding a baby in a white smock, both looking at the camera. The woman looks like she's from a modern studio portrait, the baby has the slightly hazy quality of older photos.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I had ten minutes downtime after pouring my ink water away so I guess you're getting what Eiland and Errol see every Friday evening pub and Saturday market day.
A rough pencil sketch of a person wearing a crown of flowers, a tank top, and skinny jeans sprinting. They are holding out an alarmed-looking snapping turtle at arm's length. Text to one side says "Accession my reptile you fucking cowards"
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Can't tell if this is a Nap Of Resentment or if she's just vibing to Jesus and Mary Chain.
A photo of the same small black cat as the previous post, curled up on the floor with her eyes closed.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"You have inflicted a grave spiritual wound upon my person today. If you wish to speak to me, please apply through the proper channels and await a response."
A photograph of a very small black cat slouched against a doorframe, eyes closed and face turned away from the camera.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pippa's to do list: done
A photograph of a black cat lying on a bed, eyes closed and front paws stretched out to knead the sheet. My hand is between her front legs, giving her the armpit massage she craves for reasons no human mind could ever comprehend.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
An important part of Pippa's routine is getting enough fuss that she enters a fugue state and becomes an ugly little werewolf baby while I tickle her armpits with my thumb.
A photo of a black cat lying on a bed, front paws outstretched, a human hand resting between them. Her eyes are closed, her mouth is a little open, and she has bald patches on her chin and lips. It is not a flattering picture.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Found a children's book about dyspraxia today. Not sure they've got all the biographical details or spelling right but I guess I'm now the mascot for dyspraxia.
A selfie. I am holding a small picture book showing a white boy with scruffy, chin-length brown hair. I am white with scruffy, chin-length brown hair.

The text says "Meet Erik. Erik loves playing sports with friends. Sometimes, he can't keep up. He'd like to tie his hair back, but his fingers fumble."
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
How am I supposed to get out of bed under these conditions?
A photograph taken in bed. My leg (with a tattoo of a bird-woman) is in shot. A black cat is snuggled up against my leg, her tail resting on my leg just above my knee.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tried to teach the girls about safe internet use with the old one, but they've decided that the offline life is the one for them.
A small black cat sitting a short distance away from a phone handset on the floor. She is not looking at it .A larger black cat power walking away from a phone on the floor.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Surprising that I got sent a photo of me at the table while I'm walking home from work. (That's my meds and one true spoon for all meals)
A small black cat sitting on a chair at a table, looking at a teaspoon and a blue days of the week pill container.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Don't have a picture of the stacks (they were pretty standard but old fashioned sort of green and bronze metal library stacks) but I do have a picture of the on button.
Photograph of an electrical apparatus attached to a wall with a glowing red light above it. A small sign in calligraphic writing says "Immediately the space required between the cases has been made switch off the motor. Do not leave it running."
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Anyway please enjoy my one (1) successful sunflower.
A selfie. I am standing so a yellow and orange sunflower is covering most of my face. A black cat can be seen watching me from the upstairs window.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This whole thing smacks of gender.
A book perched on my knee. The cover reads "Woman. 16 years to 21 recurring. All models, shapes, sizes and colours. Haynes Owners (crossed out) Workshop Manual. The practical guide to women's health, for men." The cover image is Boticelli's Venus from the Birth of Venus painting superimposed on a tiled collage of photographs of women.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Please imagine a bird skull instead of a human face. Thanks.
Me with a black hat, leather waistcoat, and red t-shirt that says "bring back dinosaurs" standing in front of a view of the iguanodonsMe, same outfit, in front of the view of the Megalosaurus
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The pterosaurs have had their heads completely redone based on a very damaged archival item and early photos.
A photograph of two pterosaur sculptures on a freshly-cleaned fake cliff. They are faintly dragon-like with goose-shaped bodies. Their faces have long, knife-like beaks.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What a glow-up.
Photograph of a park lake with conifers. Sculptures of aquatic reptiles with crocodile-like jaws and sea-lion-like flippers and another with a serpentine neck are present. They are freshly painted. Another photograph of a reptile sculpture with a serpentine neck, freshly painted grey. Two crocodile-like sculptures are behind it, freshly painted beige and cream to show off the scales. The famous Crystal Palace iguanodon sculptures, looming like reptilian rhinos with nose horns and thick limbs. They are freshly painted greyish-turquoise. The Crystal Palace Megalosaurus, a four-legged creature that looks like a cross between a crocodile and a wolf. It is freshly painted brown with turquoise highlights between each scale.
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Picked up The Summer Hikaru Died on a whim and I have to say that as someone who spent a fair bit of my teenage years feeling like I might be something not fully human living in a human body due to being trans and some sort of aroace with no concept of those, I do sometimes feel uncomfortably Seen.
A photo of a page of manga, read right to left. Panel 1 is a teenage boy looking sad. Speech bubbles say "The heck is all that? I mean, it's true. 'Those sorts of feelings' are something... I don't have." Panel 2 is a silhouette of a couple holding hands. A speech bubble says "'Cos at a basic level, I'm..." Panel 3 is a close-up of the boy's eye, seen in profile. A final speech bubble, overlapping panels 2 and 3, says "... completely different from humans."
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Late to the party, but I love drawing manicule creatures.
A drawing of a black, human-shaped figure with green arms sitting on a pile of skulls. It has spikes on its head and limbs, and has two swords on its back. It is holding a skull that wears a crown. Below the crowned skull is a purple creature with a body somewhere between a cat and a lizard. It has a human hand instead of a head, which is holding a dagger. The dagger and the two swords have red eyes set in the pommels. Text above them says "Severed is the head that wears the crown"
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
For anyone else who's been suffering through a heatwave on their period, here's a medal.
A round drawing of a cartoon sun on a blue background. The lower part of the sun is dripping blood and steeped in blood. Text in a grey border around around the blue sky says "Oh fuck oh shit oh no oh god"
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Uncharismatic Megafauna @liminalitea.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Last day at work vibes.
Da Share Zone "Just walk out" meme with an image of a running skeleton on a blue gradient background. The surrounding text says "Just walk out you can leave!!! Work social thing movies home class dentist clothes shoppi too fancy weed store cops if your quick friend ships. If it sucks... Hit da bricks!!! Real winners quit"
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