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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

.-. LAUREN BOEBERT SEX SCANDAL SIZZLES Lauren Boebert may attempt to deny The reason for the public outcry ..she’ll reluctantly say ..I’m not really gay But in threesomes I act like I’m Bi. #LaurenBoebert #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

.-. LAUREN BOEBERT F*CKS HER STAFF MEMBERS Republicans may choose to support Lauren Boebert who likes to cavort ..they admit with a laugh ..she f*cked 3 on her staff And she makes bank as a paid escort. #LaurenBoebert #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

.-. TRUMP LOSES MEDIA GAG CASE IN COURT Donald Trump thought he’d do what he can Gagging critics was part of his plan ..but everyone learned ..that the Court overturned And rejected Trump’s Media Ban. #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #FreePress

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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

.-. LAUREN BOEBERT’S SEXUAL CHUTZPAH Lauren Boebert declares with chutzpah That she doesn’t really know what she saw ..but now it’s not corny ..since everyone’s horny She’ll meet staff for a ménage-a-trois. #LaurenBoebert #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison

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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

‪.-.‬ ‪TRUMP TURNS REFLECTING POOL INTO DEFLECTION SWAMP‬ ‪Donald Trump may have made a mistake‬ ‪With a Pool that he preferred to break‬ ‪..but the reason we’re nervous is‬ ‪..Greenwater Services‬ ‪Is the Contractor whose credentials are fake.‬ ‪#greenwaterservices #ReflectingPool‬

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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

.-. TRUMP AND BILLIONAIRES CHOW ON CHINESE FOOD Americans are paralyzed with doubt As Trump brings all his cronies with clout ..they cause great distress ..eating Panda Express And then selling the rest of us out. #china #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #impeachfelon47 #EpsteinsBestFriend

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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

.-. TRUMP PAINTS A REFLECTING POOL Donald Trump is too dumb to reject A plan with an obvious defect ..without any constraint ..he is using blue paint In a pool that’s supposed to reflect. #reflectingpool #tRumpDespisedbyWorld #edwardlear #limerickday

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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

.-. IRAN AND TRUMP HUMILIATE TRUMP CRONIES Despite all their attempts at deceit Trump cronies may start to retreat ..they tried to sound tough ..til Iran called their bluff And delivered an epic defeat. #TrumpMustStepDown #petehegseth #ImpeachandConvictTrump