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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3

@limeritweets.bsky.social
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I’ve been making bad news rhyme for 20+ years. Former Fox News video cataloger. Now BAD NEWS IN LIMERICKS - a very short program about very bad news.

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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
.-. TRUMP AND BILLIONAIRES CHOW ON CHINESE FOOD Americans are paralyzed with doubt As Trump brings all his cronies with clout ..they cause great distress ..eating Panda Express And then selling the rest of us out. #china #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #impeachfelon47 #EpsteinsBestFriend
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
.-. HEROIC MINNEAPOLIS PROTESTORS As Protestors protest in the street Donald Trump will face certain defeat ..in the middle of winter ..Trump’s support will splinter And ICE should be forced to retreat. #iceoutnow #iceout #minnesota #releasetheepsteinfiles #prettigood #icegestapo
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
.-. HEROIC MINNEAPOLIS PROTESTORS As Protestors protest in the street Donald Trump will face certain defeat ..in the middle of winter ..Trump’s support will splinter And ICE should be forced to retreat. #iceoutnow #iceout #minnesota #releasetheepsteinfiles #prettigood #icegestapo
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
.-. HEROIC MINNEAPOLIS PROTESTORS As Protestors protest in the street Donald Trump will face certain defeat ..in the middle of winter ..Trump’s support will splinter And ICE should be forced to retreat. #iceoutnow #iceout #minnesota #releasetheepsteinfiles #prettigood
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
.-. HEROIC MINNEAPOLIS PROTESTORS As Protestors protest in the street Donald Trump will face a defaeat ..in the midst of a winter ..Trump’s support will splinter And ICE should be forced to retreat. #iceoutnow #iceout #minnesota #releasetheepsteinfiles #prettigood
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
‪.-.‬ ‪TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS‬ ‪Donald Trump is beginning to preach‬ ‪He learned lessons that he’d like to teach‬ ‪..he’d like to impress‬ ‪..that he gets such Bad Press‬ ‪& now he has to cancel Free Speech.‬ ‪#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc‬
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
.-. TRUMP CAVES TO CHINA IN TARIFFS WAR Donald Trump must have had quite enough With his bullying and acting so tough ..but we cannot ignore ..in the Trump Tariffs War China won by just calling his bluff. #TrumpTariffs #ChinaTrade #trumpcaved #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
.-. SCARY RESULTS FROM TRUMP PHYSICAL Donald Trump would like to appear As a man who is driven by fear ..so his doctor’s declaring ..that there was a “scaring” Not a “scarring” on the top of his ear. #TrumpPhysical #TrumpStockMarketCrash #TrumpTariffs #TrumpIsUnfit
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
.-. VP VANCE THREATENS DENMARK Vice President Vance from a Military base Says that Denmark is not keeping pace ..so he makes the demand ..we’ll be taking Greenland So you better get out of this place! #JDVance #Vance #GreenlandNotForSale #Denmark #greenlanders
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
.-. PETE HEGSETH IS A WANNABE CRUSADER The reason we’re feeling betrayed Is the poor judgment Pete Hegseth displayed ..he shared secrets of the scheme ..with a War Planning Team & got tattoos for the next Trump Crusade. #PeteHegseth #HegsethMustResign #signalgate #Crusades #whiskeyleaks
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
.-. TRUMP DECLARES RUSSIAN VICTORY Donald Trump maybe breaking the news With an offer Putin cannot refuse ..he’ll declare with a grin ..A TOTAL RUSSIAN WIN That Ukraine was destined to lose. #RussiaUkraineWar #UkraineRussianWar #TrumpPutinsUsefulidiot #PutinsPuppet
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
.-. TRUMP DECLARES RUSSIAN VICTORY Donald Trump maybe breaking the news With an offer Putin cannot refuse ..he’ll declare with a grin ..A TOTAL RUSSIAN WIN That Ukraine was destined to lose. #RussiaUkraineWar #UkraineRussianWar #TrumpPutinsUsefulidiot #PutinsPuppet
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
.-. TRUMP ATTACKING ENOLA GAY FOR BEING GAY Donald Trump like the dumbest cliche Is putting his dumb on display ..it sounds like a joke ..he’s ratting out the woke By erasing the Enola Gay. #EnolaGay #DEI #WokeCensorship #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice www.newsweek.com/military-rem...
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
.-. ELON MUSK ATTACKING US WITH DOGE CHAINSAW Elon Musk with his babies and wives Doesn’t care if our country survives ..he’ll ignore the law ..while wielding chainsaw & attacking the #NationalArchives. #dogechainsaw #ElonMuskIsANationalSecurityThreat #MAGACultMorons #nara
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
.-. MUSK THREATENS TO FIRE FED WORK FORCE AND TRUMP Elon Musk has decided like a jerk remote workers are expected to shirk ..so he threatens the Nation ..because Trump’s on vacation And on Monday, won’t report to work. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #muskisacriminal
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
.-. TRUMP BLAMES UKRAINE FOR RUSSIAN INVASION Donald Trump will attempt to exalt Russia for its military assault ..he takes the occasion ..to claim their invasion Is entirely the Ukrainians’ fault. #RussiaUkraineWar #SlavaUkraïni #RussianUkrainianWar #PutinOwnsTrump
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
.-. ELON MUSK MISREADS DOGE DATA DUMPS Elon Musk may attempt to refute Why the numbers do not quite compute ..he’s inciting the Aryans ..blaming centenarians And misinterpreting the data in dispute. #ElonMuskIsANationalSecurityThreat #DOGE #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
.-. MATT GAETZ AND HIS UNDER-AGE DATES Former Congressman and rapist Matt GAETZ Found better ways to score on his dates ..his slickest solution ..was under-age prostitution When the girls were wearing roller skates. #mattgaetz #GaetzReport #MAGACultMorons #gaetz
Pervert Matt GAETZ smiles and posing with groomed teen girls
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
.-. TRUMP NOMINATES GUILFOYLE FOR LESBOS After receiving her non-disclosure release Trump exploited Don Jr’s side piece ..Kimberly GUILFOYLE ..proved that she is loyal So he exiled her to Lesbos in Greece. #kimberlyguilfoyle #TrumpCabinet #TrumpJr #TraitorTrump
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
.-. COWARD TRUMP IS TOO AFRAID Donald Trump maybe cowering in fear With every insult and each smear ..but he’ll say with a snort ..I will not go to Court Because he’s too scared to appear. #TrumpIsACoward #COWARDTrump #judgeengoron
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
.-. COWARD TRUMP COWERS FROM NY COURT Trump’s attorneys would like to deny Trump is hurt and beginning to cry ..they act extra pious ..by blaming the bias As the reason he won’t testify. #TrumpIsACoward #CowardTrump #judgeengoron #trumpindictments
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
.-. FORMER SPEAKER MCCARTHY SCUTTLEBUTT The scuttlebutt that came over the transom Kevin McCarthy is weaselly and handsome ..but when House Freedom Caucus ..got rebellious and raucous George Santos demanded a ransom. #kevinmccarthy #McCarthy #housespeaker #georgesantos
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
.-. TRUMP PLOTTED TO STAY IN POWER Donald Trump in case you forgot Was desperate to further the plot ..so he seemed to believe ..if he refused to leave He could stay in the White House and squat. #DonaldTrump #trumpcrimefamily
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
.-. TRUMP’S SISTER ONCE SAID TO HIS FACE Trump’s sister once said to his face “My brother you’re a Total Disgrace ..for there’s no denying ..you’re always lying And you’re cruel and appeal to the base.” #maryannetrumpbarry #TrumpCrimeFamily #DonaldTrump
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
.-. IVANKA AS THE LAST AND THE WORST Ivanka as the Last and the Worst Was coached and has clearly rehearsed ..so she’s Blaming her Brothers ..Dad, Jared and Others For the Fraud and the Banks they coerced. #ivanka #ivankatrump #trumpCrimeFamily #JudgeEngoron #TrumpTrial
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
IVANKA ON HER WAY LOOKS HER BEST Ivanka on her way looks her best Radiant and snappy; well-dressed ..she struts Hot & Hammily ..to taunts of FRAUD FAMILY And left everyone unimpressed. #TrumpCrimeFamily #IvankaTrump #trumptrial #ivanka #TrumpIsACriminal #judgeengoron
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
.-. TRUMP TRIES INSANITY STRATEGY IN COURT Trump’s Attorneys won’t admit that their goal Is for Trump to act out of control ..they use Court decorum ..for Rally and Forum And pray for a mistrial loophole. #TrumpIndictment #judgeengoron #TrumpCrimeFamily
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
.-. TRUMP CHILDREN DECLARE UNDER OATH The Trump children declare under oath Their Values are inflated for Growth ..they state in Defiance ..this isn’t a Science Cuz they’re Cheaters or Liars or Both. #TrumpCrimeFamily #DonaldTrumpJr #EricTrump #ivankatrump #JudgeEngoron
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
.-. IVANKA TRUMP TRIES TO PULL OUT OF COURT Ivanka Trump to MAGA applause Asked Engoron’s Court for a bit of a pause ..the appearance she’d skip ..is an undue hardship Cuz she’s meeting the school’s Santa Claus. #ivankatrump #TrumpCrimeFamily #Judgeengoron
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
.-. MYSTERIOUS MAGA MIKE AND HIS ADOPTED FAMILY Mike Johnson has hit a home run With a backstory that seems so homespun ..but some may disparage ..two years before Marriage He adopted an African son. #mikejohnson #speakerjohnson #GOPClownShow #magacult
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
.-: JIM JORDAN AS SCREECHER OF HOUSE Americans are beginning to grouse That Jim Jordan is a bully and louse ..but when given the chance ..with his raves and his rants He’ll be known as #ScreecherOfTheHouse. #JimJordanIsUnfitForSpeaker #SpeakerOfTheHouseVote #GOPClownShow
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
.-. REPUBLICANS PREFER FRENETIC AND LOUD SPEAKER Republicans won’t state that their goal Is to put Donald Trump in control ..they’ll elect a House Speaker ..who’s a Liar and Leaker To distract from the items Trump stole. #GymJordan #JimJordan #SpeakerOfTheHouseVote
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
.-. JIM JORDAN IS WRESTLING WITH FACTS Jim Jordan may declare with a pause WE ARE FIGHTING WHAT SEEMS LIKE LOST CAUSE ..so he’ll Wrestle with Facts ..about his Slaps and KickBacks And then he may get some applause. #JimJordan #gymjordan #HouseSpeaker #SpeakerOfHouse
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
.-. TRUMP’S LIFETIME OF LIES Donald Trump can’t admit that he knew The allegations were totally untrue ..as Commander in Chief ..he suspended belief While he planned and commanded a Coup. #DonaldTrumpLifeTimeOfLies #JackSmith #January6th #TraitorTrump
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
.-. TRUMP ATTORNEY CHESEBRO PLOT Someday history books will note #KennethChesebro had a plan to promote ..his Fake Electors Plot ..meant TRAITORS GOT SHOT So #MikePence could not count the vote. #chesebro #January6th #january6thInsurrection
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3 @limeritweets.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
.-. ELON MUSK DESTROYING TWITTER #ElonMusk isn’t mincing his words As he divides the woke from the herds ..but it seems awful bitter ..he’s destroying #Twitter bidding adieu to the Brand and the Birds. #elonmusktwitter #x #nikolatesla
Nikola Tesla describing cell phone in 1926
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